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Part Five: A semicoherent collection of random events with shreds of
plot here and there!
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(Sitting around again…when suddenly…)
Zelda: Oh no! Not again!
Mysterious voice: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! That's right, foolish humans!
MD: Not now…please not _now_….
MV: I am the purple terror who pierces the night with my repetitive tune! I am the fiend who corrupts your brain with my annoying song! I AM…..
Everyone: WINDMILL GUY! (lightning strikes)
MD: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
WG: That's right! And now I have TWO evil henchmen to do my bidding! Say hello to FDL and my new assistant, Dark Link!
FDL: Hey.
DL: Hey.
Link: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaait a minute………this new one looks JUST LIKE ME!
DL: But wait…I look just like YOU!
FDL: Stop! _I_ look just like you!
Link: And _I_ look just like _you_!
DL: But _you're_ the one who looks like me!
FDL: But you can't look like him, _I_ look just like him!
Link: (blinding insight) NO! You BOTH look like me!
FDL: He's right! We look like him!
Link: And I look like we! No, wait…I look just like us…no…
DL: Wait…us look like he…no...we look like us…no…
FDL: …We look like he…no…he look like we…
Link: I look like I…no, us looks like me…AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGG! My peanut-sized brain can't handle the information! My tiny circuits are overloading!
DL and FDL: WE TOO! IEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
(DL and FDL's heads start spinning and then explode. Link lies on the ground clutching his head and flopping around)
WG: Well, so much for those two…I'll just have to finish you off myself!
DED: It looks as though his powers have increased…
MD: There's only one option left…
DED: AUTHOR FUSION!
(MD and DED do the Fusion Dance [once again from Dragon Ball Z])
DED and MD: FUSION! HAAAAA!
(flash of light)
DED and MD speaking in unison: We are………~*DEADEYEDAWN*~!
(Mists clear)
~*DeadeyeDawn*~: We will destroy you!
(WG and DED start fighting. Halfway through…)
MD's voice: Heeeeeeeeeeey…When you abbreviate our names, it stays the same!
DeadeyeDave's voice: Yeah, I noticed that…
MD: Well, make it fair!
DED: I can't! No matter how I do it, it will always come out to be one of our normal initials! Misty Dave, Misty Dead…
MD: All right already, just keep fighting!
DED: Right!
~*DeadeyeDawn*~: (speaking as one again) Big Bang Attack!
WG: Noooooooooooo!
(big ki blast and it kills WG)
Mr. Crash: (arriving for some reason) Hey you!
~*DED*~ (It's fair now!): What?
MC: I came here to tell you that Steve Savage says that author fusion is against the rules and you have to stop.
Everyone: AWWWWWWWW!
Mido: It was cool!
Malon: But did anyone notice that WE hardly got any speaking lines?
MC: Buuuuuuuuuuut…before you split… (MC fuses with ~*DED*~)
(Flash of light)
Their voices: We are… ~*MISTY-EYE CRASH!*~
DeadeyeDave's voice: Now I am the most random author in the universe! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! (Vegeta laugh)
Steve Savage: Hey! Didn't you hear?! NO FUSION!
~*M-E C*~: PAH-LEEEEEEEEEEZE?
SS: No means no!
Goku: Besides, you're on our turf!
(Everyone unfuses)
DED: Ehem. WAS that chapter title self-descriptive? DID you not like it? 'CAUSE you need to give me suggestions OR ya won't get many fics! Help me, Obi-Wan Reader, you're my only hope…
~DED