Chapter 4: Search Party
"HEY!" said Raoul "Where's Kel?"
Everybody thought about this. Except Neal and Gary. Neal couldn't think about cuz he was passed out on the ground. Gary couldn't think about it cuz he was already thinking too much about were his easy bake oven was.
Suddenly Jon Screeched "SEARCH PARTY! SEARCH FOR KEL!"
So everybody searched for Kel in the most obvious places (The bathroom, her bedroom, the soup cauldron.)
"I FOUND HER!" yelled Numair who was dragging someone behind him. Everyone rushed to see Kel.
"That's not Kel!" said Duke Gareth "It's Gary!""Oh" said Numair throwing Gary into a giant bowl full of chicken noodle soup.
"I FOUND HER! I FOUND HER!" screamed Joren. Everybody ran to Joren. He was pointing at a trashcan. Joren took off the trashcan lid and inside was…
"KEL!" screamed Jon. "What are you doing in that trashcan?"
"I LIVE IN HERE!" said Kel angrily.
"You live in a garbage can?" asked Joren.
"No" said Kel "A trash can! You're just jealous! Go away!" So everyone went away.
Neal finally woke up. Owen ran over to Neal and poured scalding hot pasta on his head.
"AAAAGGGGGHHHH!" screamed Neal. He ran out the door to find some cold water.
"Owen," said Princess Shinkokami "Why do you keep harming my poor Neal?"
"Because…" said Owen making up a good excuse, "It prevents diseases?"
Princess Shinkokami gasped. "I don't want diseases! Come on Owen! We must harm Neal!" Owen and Princess Shinkokami ran of to harm Neal. Poor Neal.
"Look at me! I'm peter pan!" said Jon who was wearing tight green clothes and was hanging from rope attached to the ceiling.
"YOU'RE GROUNDED" screamed Alanna whose pet peeve is people pretending to be peter pan. "GO TO MYLES ROOM MR.!"
Jon went to Myles room mumbling angrily, to be grounded with Myles and Wyldon.