Ontario's Messages of Greatness!

by TurtleAcrossTheSeas

Ontario finally realized that everyone was doing something she wasn't, so she decided to write letters to the world as well! Inspired by practically every other Letter Fanfic on this website. So, be kind, and send your letters/questions in!

4. To my Dear Québec AKA My Older Brother

Disclaimer: I don't own Hetalia. Only my OC, Paige.

Sis, what are you talking about? This best province stuff. I'm the one with the movie industry, videogame industry, the maple syrup (2 thirds of the world supply) and I'm the only one with a French charm.

Are you trying to start a fight with me, or are you still in denial about your love of me!

From: Your older brother Québec.

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To my lovely Québec,

You're not the one that everyone comes to when they want financial or business help, are you? And besides, your movies and videogames would probably pollute the young minds of all the dear Ontarians in this world. Shame on you, brother.

P.S. French charm? Believe me; the Frenchyness in you has made you no more than a pervert. Oh yes, my love for you. My inexistent love for you.

Sincerely, Paige (Ontario)