Million thanks for Orange Sora and Goddess on a Highway for keeping this fic alive!
DISCLAIMER:
I do not... owned.. Madagascar and... the sequel. But.. i do own... this fic!
(Yeah, yeah, still I copy-pasting!)
Haez: ???
Alex: What's with all the dots?
Julien: I told you it was going rot... But NoOOooOOo! You wouldn't listen!
Haez: You're not the one to talk! *Threatens Julien with remote*
Julien: Oh-no! What should I do! Haez has a remote control!
Haez pressed the *butt kicking* button and mechanical fool kicked Julien's furry bottom into the trash can.
Julien: Aaaaaaaaaghhhhhhh! *landed in the trash can*
Haez: I'm bored... Let's start the Madagascar Questionnaire!
Audience: Yeah!!!!
Spotlights went everywhere and the song "Alex On the Spot" was played.
Marty: Hey! What happened to "I like to move it"?
Haez: That song was sooooo yesterday. It's time for some improvements!
Alex: HmMmMMm... I kinda like this song...
Marty: That's b'cuz it's about you! Even the title has your name on it!
Alex: Yeah... That is why I like it.
Meanwhile on top of the studios roof. The penguins held a meeting there.
Skipper: Kowalski, status report!
Kowalski: Everything is clear, sir. Haez won't notice we're gone.
Private: I just hope the dummies we made won't give out our plan.
Skipper: Don't worry. He's brain is too small to see the differences.
Back in the studio...
Haez: Achhho! *Sneezes* Why do I have a feeling that somebody just talked about my brain?
Makunga: Who cares about your brain! Just start the show!
Haez: I CARE ABOUT MY BRAIN. *Click*
Makunga was buried under a bunch of bananas.
Mason: Bananas! Phil get them!
Phil: *make gesture saying "no thanks, I'm full."*
Mason: Awhhh... T_T
Haez: Maurice! Come on in!
A little Maurice size hut began to ascend from the ground. When it reached its full stop, Maurice didn't come out.
Maurice: I can't open the door!
Haez: Turn knob.
Maurice: Owh...
Maurice got out and took his sit.
Haez: Do you know where we are right now?
Maurice: *looking at the window* We're in someplace dark?
Haez: I think we need to shed some light here.
Numerous colorful lights lighted up revealing the Eiffel Tower.
Maurice: We're in someplace with a big pointy thing?
Gloria: NO! We're in Paris, France!
Haez: That's right! Here have some French bread!
Maurice: Why is there snails in it?
Haez: It's called Es~car~go~
Maurice: ???
Haez: *Throws away the sandwich*Anyway, are you excited about the questions your going to hear?
Maurice: Yup, I can't wait to know what people think of me.
Haez: So let us start then!
Julien: Our first reviewer is from our dear friend Im-On-A-Roll...
Haez: Hey! That's my line! *Kicked Julien back into the can*
Okay I got one! Maurice, you, Julien, and Mort are all gonna be in a brand new show "The Penguins of Madagascar, which takes place in New York after "Escape 2 Africa". My question for you how the heck you 3 get there considering the Penguins left for New York without you?
Haez: Thanks for your explanation you sent! It was too long for me to post it...
Maurice: What explanation?
Haez: Nothing that you should know. Answer the questions already...
Maurice: Well, the producers said to us to not give out to much information. But... *whispers* we got on a cargo when some people notice that we didn't belong on the savannah... Then all of a sudden we were heading to New York. Where the Central Park Zoo took us in.
Mort: OoOoOh! The producers are not going to like this!
Julien: Yes Maurice. You have a really big mouth.
Producers: MAURICE!!!
Maurice: O-oh! *Run to a dark corner*
Haez: I'll handle this! *Took out the remote*
With a press of a button the producers were teleported to the discovery channel.
Producer 1: Where are we?
Scientist: Time to learn the Elements Table... bla bla bla bla bla
Producer 2: Nooo! Educational television!
Both producers: NOOOO!
Back at the studio...
Haez: Sorry, if the producers changed the way how the lemurs get to New York! They may get their revenge.
Alex: They've already went to New York! Without us!
Gloria: C'mon Alex calm down. We're in Paris now! *holds lots of shopping bags*
Maurice: Thanks, Haez.
Haez: Don't worry. Our next reviewer is AuroraandRosalieWannabe.
Makunga: You should really change your name Aurora and/or Rosalie...
Haez: C'mon, that is not that hard to say... AroraandRasel- I mean, AurooraorRosmary- I mean, Ouh! My tongue!
Makunga: Told ya!
First off, sorry I got Melman's name wring, I was thinking of the zebra!
Marty: I have a name you know!
Hello Maurice!
Why, do you put up with King Julien? You CLEARLY are mentally sane enough to be the king!
Julien: I should answer that question!
Haez: Sit down hair ball!
Julien sat down in fear.
Maurice: Well, it's b'cuz he's the king! Julien was the one who elect me to be his P.A. He's also my urmmm... best friend (I think)! As for the king part, I don't think I'm fit enough to be king. Too much pressure...
Haez: You're pressured enough being Julien's personal assistant...
Maurice: *sigh*
Julien: Being king is not that tiring! *crossed arms*
Haez: P.S: AuroraandRosalieWannabe don't change your name! It's unique! Now questions from Orange Sora!
Julien: No thanks. I don't drink fizzy drinks.
Haez and Maurice: -_-"
Maurice, huh? Okay...
1. In 'Penguins of Madagascar' on Nickelodian, how did you react to your voice change from Cedric the Entertainer to someone else who is clearly not good at getting your voice to sound right?
Maurice: First off, it's a series. What did you expect? I don't mind if they change my voice actor. But I do wish they gave me someone whose voice a bit more similar to Cedric the Entertainer.
L.D.M: Why is everyone is being truthful all of a sudden?
Haez: Just be patient... *pats L.D.M's back* Let's go to our next reviewer...
Julien: Prinzzez-kitten!
Haez: Quit stealin' my line! *throws a fireball*
Julien easily dodge the fireball but was hit by a second one.
Maurice: Ooooh, that's gotta hurt...
Haha Melman my fav song is the traveling song to! Anyway... Maurice how can you put up with Julian you poor baby?!
Melman: Really? (Copy Cat)
Maurice: Sometimes Julien can be a pain in the back but he has his good side...
Haez: Hmm? What good side?
Maurice: He's loyal...
L.D.M: I don't think so. Whirlwind!
A huge tornado struck Maurice.
Maurice: Argggghhhhh!!!! Make it stop! Make it stop!
Haez: Name Julien's good side first.
Maurice: He's kind!?
The tornado got even faster and stronger!
Maurice: He's understanding!?
Lightning started appearing around the tornado.
Julien: C'mon! Am I that bad.
All animals: -_-"
Maurice: I know one! He's fun!
L.D.M: I'll accept that... *lowers the tornado*
The tornado disappeared and Maurice was back at his sit with a huge headache.
Maurice: Blerrrk! *Vomit*
Mort: Yeah! *plays in vomit*
Audience: Eww! *Grab barf bag*
You always do everything for him, sugar if he had to do something for you what would it be?
Maurice: Awwwhhh, shucks don't call me sugar *blush*. Not everything. I don't do his laundry.
Haez: That's b'cuz he doesn't wear cloths...
Maurice: Oh yeah. . . . I would like him to massage my feet, help me loose a couple of pounds and treat Mort a little nicer...
Haez: You like MORT!?
Maurice: He's cute... (aside from the playing in vomit part) ^_^
Are you like related to Julien or something? Here to make you feel better, *Blows kiss* Buh-bye!
P.S. Haze I like the smiles too =^.^=
Haez: It's Haez... Not Haze... But the smiley never gets old!
Maurice was about to get the air kiss but Julien snatched it away.
Julien: Aaahaah! I can't believe somebody kissed me!
Maurice: That wasn't meant for you! It was for me!
Julien: Ofcource it is for me! I'm king!
Haez: You are really starting to bug me! *Click*
Julien was sucked into a black hole!
Silence filled the studio...
Maurice: Is he gonna be alright?
Haez: Maybe... Answer please!
Maurice: Right, nOoOoOoOoO! I'm not and will not be related to that lemur. If you haven't notice; I'm an Eye-Eye Lemur and Julien is a Ring-Tailed Lemur... Get the picture...
Alex: There's a difference?
Haez: Next stop! PerryThePlatypusFan! *echo*
Maurice, what did you think of your "adventure" in the pilot eppie of the penguins (squee) new show, "Gone In A Flash"? Was it exiting? I hope Private's having a good time!
Mason: What's with the "squee"?
Maurice: Exiting?
Haez: I think he meant exciting...
Maurice: Exciting?! You called being half way killed, exciting! I rather scoop up horse droppings than relive that "adventure" again! Raaarrrrghhh!
Foam started coming out of Maurice's mouth. He then started attacking the penguin's huts which contained the dummies that the penguin made.
Mort: He's going savage...
Haez clicked the "Going Savage" button. Maurice suddenly came to a pause and was rewinded into his normal self.
Maurice: What just happen?
Haez: Nothing happen.
Maurice: Next please...
Haez: Last reviewer, Goddess on a Highway!
Thank you Haez for correcting my errors, I hate it when I notice stupid spelling errors when it's too late to correct them. I'm so embarrased, I'll write a hundred times "giraffe" and "poor". LOL
Haez: Don't worry... Everyone make mistakes. ^_^
Thank you Melman for answering my annoying questions but now I'm sure your love for Gloria is true! I hope that Chloe will never get between you and Gloria cause you two rock!
Melman: Thanks Goddess on a Highway. I hope that you and your love one will be happy together.
Gloria: And I hope that Chloe won't show up again!
Haez: She won't *smirked*
Now some questions for Maurice: How can you live with annoying lemurs like King Julian and Mort?
All the lemurs stared at Maurice...
Haez: Sound-proof windows now! *Click*
Maurice: Are you sure there sound proof?
Haez: Positive.
Maurice: You'll get use to it eventually. They can be annoying with their parties and wildness. But all-and-all they're cool.
Do you miss Madagascar?
Maurice: Well, I kinda do. I miss the lushy green forest and all. But the Central Park Zoo had made my enclosure very similar to the jungle. So I don't usually get homesick.
Melman: Did they give you a toilet?
Maurice: Yeah, but how do you use it? It is really a complicated thing..
Audience: ???
Is there someone special waiting for you back home?
Maurice: I have some cousins back home.
Haez: Anybody else? A wife, girlfriend... children maybe?!!?
Maurice: What!? No, I'm still available...
Haez: Hear that! He's single!
All female lemurs ran up to Maurice. Tugging him back and forth.
Maurice: My legs! You're gonna pull off my legs!
Female Lemur 1: He's sooo chubby!
Female Lemur 2: And fluffy!
Other Female Lemurs: He's fluffy and chubbalicious!
Maurice was torn apart limb by limb by the girly lemurs.
Marty: Aren't you gonna stop them.
Haez: Maybe later...
Our new segment today is "Health with Dr. Melman"
Audience: Hoooray!
Melman: Hello, I'm Dr. Melman. Welcome to another installment of "Health with Dr. Melman"
Makunga: What do you mean "another". This is the first and only episode!
Melman: First Julien and now you! They are too many annoying characters here!
Meanwhile, on the roof of the studio. The penguins had brought all of their required materials for their mission.
Skipper: Glue... Tape... Screwdriver... Bananas
Private: Skippah, could you me again what are we doing here.
Skipper: Kowalski, plan briefing.
Kowalski: Rumor has it that our interview is dead last. In order to prevent that, we are going to change the names in Haez's clipboard. And by we, I meant you, Private!
Private: But I can't read.
Skipper: Don't worry. I asked the chimps about our names. I begin with "S", Rico is "R", Kowalski is "K" and you, Private begins with "P". Got it?
Private: Umm.. I guess so..
Skipper: Good. Now, we're going to slowly send you down to Haez's desk and you have to use the rubbery edge of the pencil and erase the names after Maurice and replace it with our names.
Rico than tied Private to a fishing rod then pushed him out through the window and slowly lowering him towards Haez's desk which was 2 feet away from the stage.
Private: *Gulp*
Back to the boring segments..
Melman: ....And than if you have a brown spot on your shoulder. You should immediatly rub some special medical cream. This will prevent it from swelling up.
Audience: *Yawn*
Haez: Man, two creativity blocks in a row...
Let us go back to Private
Private searched through all the paper works on the desk but couldn't find Haez's clipboard.
Private: Where is that clipboard *look around*
Then he noticed that Haez was holding the clipboard all the time. A lump appeared in his throat. Gathering all of his courage, Private slowly tip-toed behind Haez. Luckily, Haez was too busy yawning to notice Private.
He reached the clipboard with his flippers and slowly pulled it away from his hand.
Melman: If you are allergic to dust, have a doctor give the medication.
Haez: He's killing us.
Maurice: *revived* Will it not end!
Private got the clipboard and started erasing the names and replacing them theirs.
Private: O-oh! What's an "S"!
Haez: Hey! Where's my clipboard?!
Private: *Write random names* Oh no! Oh no!
Haez turn his head and saw his clipboard on the ground. Private was already made his to the roof.
Skipper: Good work Private. I knew I could count on you.
Private: Skipper I have to tell you-
Skipper: Not now! We need to get back to our hut.
Back at the boring segment...
Melman: And that concludes "Health with Dr. Melman"
Audience: YEEAAAAHH!!! HHHOOORRAYYY!
Haez: Great!!! Now for my questions...
Maurice: ZzZzZz *sleep*
Haez: WAKE UP!
Maurice: Ahhh! What!!!
Does Julien ever give you the respect you deserve?
Maurice: *dozy* Sometimes when he learned his lessons... ZzZz
Audience: Wake up!!!
Maurice: Oh yeah...
Do you still think that Alex is going to go savage?
Maurice: Naah, I'm way over that... Alex is a nice lion. He can be a jerk but he's nice.
Alex: That "jerk part" was never needed.
Haez: I'm out of questions! Time for the cast's... This one is from NYLionKing...
You always carry a cane with you, are you old?
Maurice: No, I'm not old! I carry a cane to show that my status is higher than the other lemurs...
Haez: So... you're not old?
Maurice: NO!
Haez: Okay~ You don't need to shout... Next from InnocentAgent...
Do we- I mean the penguins annoy you? Who is the most annoying?
Maurice: The penguins are psychotic! They do extremely dangerous and complicated missions for no reason!
Skipper: Don't feel bum Private. They just don't appreciate our contribution to them.
Maurice: And the leader was the most annoying!
Skipper: You #*&!?
Haez: I forgot to put on the sound-proof windows... Anyway, our last question is from King_Move_It...
Did you found a surname for me yet?
Maurice: I told you! After my interview is over...
Fimilar Voice: Now that it is over get one for me!
Maurice: Julien?! Where are you!?
A time warp portal appeared in the studio and Julien and the Producers came out.
Julien: Haaah! Not so superior now huh, Haez! I got these guys by my side. *revealed hand grenade*
Producers: We will get our revenge! How dare you put us in Educational TV! *revealed machine guns*
Makunga: Cool! Can I join!?
Julien: Let me think.... Hmm... NO!
Makunga: Why not!? T_T
Julien: We don't take new members...
Haez: This is gonna take a few minutes... *took out bazooka and remote* FIRE!
BOOM! POW! SMASH! CRASH! (Too many sound effects!) Many explosions and gun fires occurred in the studio. All the animals and the audience ran for the hills.
Haez: Next week, we'll be interviewing *check clipboard
Skipper: Be ready boys. We're up next...
Private: Skippah...
Haez: Florrie!
Skipper: What! *avoiding bombs and attacking Producers*
Kowalski: That wasn't what I expected... *avoiding missels*
Rico: *Jaw wide open swallowed missels*
Skipper: Private! We need to talk!
Private: I'm sorry Skippah!
Zuba: Honey, you're gonna be next.
Florrie: I guess I need to fix my fur! Lets go shopping for make-up..
Haez: I really need an expert on this! FIRE! *Launching missels*
BOOOOM!!!
Note: Please don't relate your question with my fic "A Mother's Love" please ^_^