Chapter Four
"Don't look at me!" Itachi cries out as he lunges out of the door to the building and down the street, almost running over Gaara. Gaara watches him, then looks to the building he ran out of. 'Perhaps Sasuke is in there,' he thinks to himself silently as he walks up to the huge ominous door.
Kisame finishes laughing, then gives Kabuto a death glare. "Hang on you twerp- don't think I've forgotten what you said about my dancing skills!" he growls, angrily. Sasuke backs away against a way- hoping to not get into this fight. Kabuto doesn't even flinch.
"Look, everything I said was truth- you, Kisame, have absolutely no dancing skill what-so-ever," he says, trying his best to sound like Simon Cowell. Kisame crosses his arms.
"OK! Here and now! You and me! DDR to the death!" Kisame says, angrily. He whips out his one of a kind portable DDR kit and sets it up in the blink of an eye. Kabuto shakes his head.
"I don't dance- I just sing," he says, shrugging. Noticing that Sasuke was still in the room, he looks at him- "How about the emo duck?" he asks, trying to get out of the contest. Kisame turns to Sasuke and looks him over, as if seeing if he were a worthy adversary. Sasuke goes pale.
"Umn- umn I can't," he says, raising his hands in front of him pitifully.
"Why not?" Kisame asks, angry that he was turned down so easily.
"Well, umn, you see," Sasuke tries to think of an excuse. "It's illegal for emo's to dance- and I haven't joined Orochimaru yet- so I'm not ready to be a bad ninja!" he exclaims, glad that since this is a fanfiction, he can be from any point of the series he wants to be.
"So who has the guts to challenge me so I can prove myself?!" Kisame asks, now hungry to prove that he was a good dancer.
"I am," Gaara says, now standing in the doorway, a large sombrero on his head and his face tilted down so that no one can see it. "Me, the Diablo el DDR!" he says, tossing the hat that had appeared out of nowhere off of his head and putting his hands on his hips dramatically.
"I accept your challenge!" Kisame says, turning on the game system. Gaara quickly chugs down his twentieth Sprite of this hour, and stretches.
"OK here we go!" Kisame says, stepping on his mat and Gaara stepping on his own. "START!" The game lights up and 'In the Navy' by Captain Jack starts to play. Kisame grins big- "This is my song too! You're going down!" Gaara ignores this, and keeps his mind and eyes on the screen.
Sakura continues to walk around the streets of Konoha- which is pretty much all she's done in this entire story. I could just have it so that she knows where Sasuke is- but that would end the story and I'd just start typing an Anko and Itachi fanfiction- and trust me- you don't want for that to happen do you-? NoOoOoOo!
So, anywho, Sakura begins to get worried. 'Sasuke should have shown up by now! Maybe I should have asked Cookie Monster, but I think he was too busy trying to eat Broccoli,' she thinks to herself, concern showing on her face. She tries to relax by watching the clouds briefly- then realizes something. "Hey cloud- aren't you supposed to be in the sky?!" she yells at a big fluffy cotton ball that was walking her way. And this time- she wasn't seeing things.
"Ah, what a pain!" Shikamaru says, realizing that his cloud disguise would only work if he was in the sky.
"What are you wearing that for anyways?" Sakura asks, curiously. Usually she was the person who looked insane.
"Well, Tamari is stalking me- I heard that she was going to cut off my manly ponytail- so I am hiding until she and the other sand weirdo's are gone," he says, sighing. "You haven't seen her around here- have you?!" Shikamaru asks, suddenly on his guard. His fluffy cloud costume looked so comfortable-
"Gah! What are you doing Sakura?!" he shouts, trying to push the pink haired ninja off of him. She holds onto him, rubbing her face against the ultra soft cotton. "Sakura stop!" he cries out- remembering that he forgot to put anything on under the cotton.
"Fine then- I'm sorry, you just looked like a pig fluffy pillow, so I-" she stops talking, then starts giggling. "Look, to make up for it, I'll tell you where Tamari will not be!" Sakura says, smiling and wanting to make up for embarrassing him. Shikamaru looks up- interested.
"Where- where will she not be?" he asks- really wanting to know.
"Well, I told her that you never do to the forest, so maybe you should go hang put there!" Sakura says, nodding and looking like she was thinking back, although she wasn't.
"Thank you Sakura!" Shikamaru shouts as he runs off to the forest to hide. 'Hmn, he'll be cute without hair', Sakura thinks to herself. Wait- did Sakura just- think?!!!
"In the navy!" Kisame sings along, trying to keep up with Gaara's extremely great footwork, but still lacking. 'There's no way I'll ever beat him!' Kisame worries, moving as fast as he can- but still not fast enough. Gaara moves as fast as humanly possible, his sugar high keeping him as fast as he can, when suddenly-
Everybody in the small building covers their ears in pain as Gaara snores loudly. Kisame looks down on his opponent that now lay face down on the floor.
"What just happened?!" Kisame exclaims, still keeping his steps up to rate on the game while trying to hold his Donald Duck hat over his ears.
"It's called an energy crash," Kabuto shouts over Gaara's snores as he smothers the sound with a large pillow over Gaara's face. "All of those Sprites were bound to catch up with him- but at least it's better than cherry cola," he says, kicking one of the soda bottles across the floor. Kisame nods in agreement.
"Yeah- who would be crazy enough to like cherry cola?" he asks, then looks at the situation. "This game doesn't even count! My opponent got knocked out before it could even begin!" Kisame says, tired of this already. "And what's with all of the characters showing up?! Next thing you know, she'll bring back someone from the dead!" he says, shaking his head.
"Oh, now look what you've done, you've ruined my entrance!" Haku says sadly. He shrugs and walks the rest of the way into the room of ugly people and an emo. Kisame is confused because he doesn't catch onto idea's fast. He failed ninja school the first eight times and dropped out on the tenth one even though he passed on his ninth time in it.
"That's a lie!" Kisame says, crossing his arms in a frustrated way. "I passed the first time I was in ninja school!" he says, looking around for where the author of this extremely pointless fanfiction was. The room has another door and he opens it.
"Ignore the girl sitting behind the big green curtain that has the sign 'author here' on it!" Kisame hears. He pushes the curtain aside and sees Kitty hiding behind her computer. Now Kisame walks away from the room, not wanting to bother the extremely gifted author.
"No I don't! I'm staying here!" Kisame exclaims, defying the laws of a fanfiction. "Besides that point, your not even a mediocre writer! I mean Tonton could write a better fanfiction than you!"
"Oink!" Tonton exclaims, finally escaping Tsunade. Kitty gives Tonton a death glare and then contemplates cooking the pig for bacon to feed to Akamaru later.
"So what do you want then?!" Kitty- well who am I kidding? I exclaim, terrified of the giant smurf.
"Make us all less out of character and stop ogling over my partner! If you liked him so much- you wouldn't have made him into a bikini model!" Kisame shouts at me. Ouch- the truth hurts. I sigh sadly, looking over to the picture of Itachi I just made my pic on my youtube. But- I won't loose to someone who wears Donald Duck on his head!
"No!" I say, standing my ground. "Now do as I say! I rule you!" I command. Kisame's expression goes blank for a couple moments, then he walks back into the room that everyone was waiting for him in. Whew- that was too close! I quickly reply to my email buddy Joaquin, then get back to typing the chapter.
"I am the best DDR dancer ever- no one can beat my speed or accuracy!" Haku says, bragging, his arms crossed in front of him.
"I'm sorry, but I don't fight girls!" Kisame says, smiling while thinking, 'gosh that girl is GORGEOUS!'
"What- did- you- just- say?" Haku asks lowly, the anger very, very, apparent. Kisame realizes he just made a huge mistake.
"Umn, nothing- let's go!" Kisame says, not wanting to get beaten up by a girl. Haku nods and steps onto his mat and Kisame steps on his own. "Let's go!" Immediately, Butterfly, the most well known and overused DDR song starts to play.
"Ai - ai- aye! I'm your little butterfly!" Haku sings as he gracefully gets every point possible. Kisame watches amazed- 'oh no- this one's better than the last!' I sit back, away from my keyboard and read over the chapter. Should I stop here and type more for chappie five- or write more for this chappie? Hahaha- like that's really a question!