Hinata

Hinata was a weirdo, because she had blank eyes. That changed nothing to her sight. So she still could become a stalker. She even got a song.

Stalking Naruto

Seeing him stand

Seeing him eat

And getting his hair

Seeing Naruto

Watching him sleep

Get his address

Watch him fail

Stalking Naruto

That's so fun!

(And totally not weird)

One time when she stalked Naruto she saw him sad and she became also sad. She even tried suicide, but failed. When it failed she tried everything to make him happy so she bought him ramen, ramen, ramen, and don't forget the cup noodles. He still wasn't happy, but because of the overflow of ramen he learned eating without his hands one day later.

Next day I saw Naruto going everywhere he could to say that he finally could eat without his hands.

(Hinata's thought) Noooooooooooooooooooooo, please eat with your hands again, because if you don't I can't get your beautiful sticky fingerprints on the empty cup of the noodles!

The next stalking day I saw Naruto getting punched by Sakura and flying through the village, I ran as fast as I could to Sakura and begged for her glove, the one she punched him with. Sakura gave it to me.

(Hinata's thought) Thank you so much Sakura cause now I have one piece more to my senpai pedestal.

The day after that she was on the hospital, yes on. I was on the hospital roof staring at Naruto's surgery I collected everything, even an tooth. I also saw Sasuke and Sakura hitting him in the face.

After 6 days of stalking Naruto on the hospital he was out of the village.

(Hinata's thought) Oooooooooooh nooooooooooooooooooooo, what now the one thing that a stalker must prevent is losing his/her objective. Why can't I find my Naruto-GPS? I did so much work on planting a chip in his body, I even got it from the new shop 'The Stalking Market'.

The day after Naruto came back, but my heart was crushed. I attended on Naruto and Sasuke's wedding.

(Hinata's thought) Why, why, why, Naruto? Why wasn't I good enough? What did I do wrong? Did I not stalk you enough? Did I not buy enough ramen? Why?

Sakura saw me crying and invited me to her home where we would watch 'Attack on Titan' and eat a lot stuff.

Me: "Sakura do you have any cake?"

Sakura: "Yes do you want some?"

Me: "Yes please."

Sakura: "Good I'm going bring it here."

Me: "Thank you."

*Sakura brings cake*

Me: "Oh, you forgot the knife, I'm going to bring one wait here."

Sakura: "Okay"

(Hinata's thought) I'm walking to the kitchen. Where can I find a knife? I need a big one and it must be sharp enough to get right through the cake.

*searching*

Perfect, I found it. Now I need to go see Sakura.

I walked into the room and I see Sakura is already watching 'Attack on Titan'. I also start watching and then I forgot how to walk, I fell and the knife goes right through Sakura's head. Splicing her head like a cake.

(Hinata's thought) Is the cake still okay?

After a week of hiding Sakura's body she got found. I went to her funeral and Sakura never got to watch the last final 4 minutes of 'Attack on Titan'. The one with the big spoiler of season 2.