Reimu walked into Hakugyokurou and looked at the 5000-mile pentagram made of death hanging above it. "Who the fuck didn't think of this already?" Reimu screeched. With a noise like a billion tiny birds sighing in happiness as they simultaneously married their true loves and destroyed their enemies's lives beyond all repair, Yuyuko appeared.
"What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord?" she taunted.
Reimu screamed a silent scream that echoed through the cosmos as the cursed words impacted her eardrums. She gathered her power, and her power was so that her eyes glowed whiter than a very pale white man at a Tyler Perry movie. She raised an amulet and it shot a million billion lasers of fuck.
The fuckbeams hit Yuyuko from all directions and as she was hit her ample chest bounced in a manner whose directions were not constrained by the meager three spatial dimensions we humans use a frame of reference.
"I win again, puta," Reimu said as she took another bite of her sandwich.