Chapter four is here just like you guys wanted! Read and review my lovelies!

*Chapter four: Pranks Get You Places

*Duncan's POV*

I am currently playfully wrestling with my gothic girlfriend. Then I kiss her on her lips, pinning her down.

"Duncan it's that time again, to tell the story of our love."She nuzzles my neck with her soft black and teal hair. "You start out this time." I nod my head.

"Ok pasty I will."

*At the very end of the Egypt challenge*

We just got done singing another damn song. Why the fuck does there have to be singing? I will never sign anything without reading it ever again! Well then again I wouldn't have met Gwen…so I guess I can thank the bastard for something. Another plus from today is, we won the challenge and get to sit in first class. I'm pretty sure Gwen and I will just sleep in the cargo hold, but for the first time in two years on this show of hell, we get human food in first class. There is hope to gain some of my muscle weight back!

"Ok kiddies! Time to go back to the plane!"The host with the most shit yelled over a blow horn thing. We all walk back, the other team with their heads down low, but ours are held up high. All of team Amazon; Courtney, Gwen, Sierra, Cody, Heather, and I were gathered around a table full of steaks, cookies, cakes, corn, ham, bacon, soda, and everything else I have been dying to eat. Gwen and I grab so much food we both had to carry it back into the cargo hold, while everyone else went to do their own thing. We went un noticed. Thank you fate!

"I have never been so happy to see food…well except on the island. " I nod in agreement, mouth full of steak. I swallowed.

"Agreed sweetheart." She giggled a little bit and we both devoured the food within minutes. I have never been so happy to be full with food.

*Present Day*

"That was one of the best days I've ever had!" I exclaimed.

"Agreed, we were so starved for food that we were just full, not 'Oh my God I'm going to explode' but just full!" Gwen said.

"I agree pasty. You want to take over the story telling? I got to go take a leak."Gwen giggled and smacked me on my ass as I walked away.

"Ok I will! Have fun taking a leak!"

*About an hour after the feast*

Gwen's POV*

Duncan and I raided Chris' stash of beer in a hidden compartment in first class. After three seasons of this I'm sure everyone here needs a few beers. Duncan and I clink our cans together. I sure have missed the taste of this shit.

"You can hold your liquor can't you pasty?"I rolled my eyes.

"Yea I can Dunk."

After a few more beers, we both kind of started to feel the buzz kicking in. I kept poking him.

"Your muscles are so biiiiiiig." I started to laugh for absolutely no reason and so did Duncan.

"I know, and you're so fucking beautifuuul."

"Awww no youuuuu aareee babe." I push his chest lightly, but us being just a bit drunk we fall over.

"Woaaahhh! Hahahaha." Duncan started to sloppily kissing me, and so did I. Then we heard the cargo hold door open.

"Heyyy we're trying to have a fucking private moment biiiiiittchhh!" I slurred to Chris.

"So you two were the ones who took my beverages."

Duncan started to laugh quite a bit.

"What's so fuuunnyyy baby?" I asked.

"Chris said a big word…he's a big boy now!" We're just laughing hysterically and Chris is really looking pissed off. Heh…I said pissed.

"Look I could get sued if your parents found out you got drunk under my plane! Do you know what you could be costing me?" Duncan snorted.

"Ehhh not like my folllkkss even care what the fuuuckk I do…they hate my guts man."I nodded my head, and held up a hand.

"My mom doesn't give two shits what I do anymore…she's all about my younger brooooooooo. Awww man! I forgot to send him a birthday card…damn…"

Chris just rolled his eyes.

"I would just lock you guys in here but I'm afraid that…you two might do something.

"Awww come on Chriiisss we wooon't I promices…." Duncan and I both said. Then we shut the door behind him.

"Considering that these beer cans are empty, from you drinking them all. The look on his face was priceless!

"Wha..h..how did?" Duncan grabbed him.

"Look, you either keep your damn mouth shut about us, or we will tell everyone that you gave the beer to us and we were so drunk we didn't know what we were doing.

Knowing that if the press found out about it…Chris would be ruined for life. He sighed in defeat.

"Fine fine…I won't tell everyone…yet. As in not till you tell me too of course!" Chris stammered after Duncan tightened his grip.

"And we want to be able to watch movies and you be our little server boy until the truth does come out, and if you tell anyone…it won't be good for your image."

*Back in present day*

"So Duncan, did Chris agree to our terms?" I smirked.

"I don't know…I'll tell this part."

*A few seconds after Chris left*

*Duncan's POV*

Yep that's right, it was all fake. We found the real beer cans, pretended to drink them and to be drunk. But why would we do that? Why would we get caught making out? Well…

*flashback*

"I can't wait to tell everyone that Duncan and Gwen made out! Zeke suuure did the right thing by telling us…" He started to laugh evilly and threw down another beer.

"What are we going to do?" Gwen whispered to me. I looked at the beer cans and grabbed them one by one.

"Here's what we're going to do…"

*End of flashback*

So there you have it, yea he caught us kissing. Now though he has to keep quiet otherwise we could say it was because he gave us the beer for more ratings if we made out. He knew it, and if Zeke was still here I would kick his ass. He got eliminated though.

*Back to present day*

Gwen and I are sitting up in the driver's part of the plane, watching a movie.

"Anything else…Duncan?" Chris, our waiter asked us.

"Yea…a beer!" Gwen and I start to crack up and Chris glared at us.

.Ever.

Man I really need some sleep...I pulled this idea out of my butt...lol