Chapter 4: Chapter 4- the plan and the loverboy
"Heh heh heh, run little snakes run. I'm gonna catch you and eat you all up heh heh."
OK, note to self, taunting childish voice is really creepy. So much so that I even made myself jump. Kool, so use it only in emergencies. Yup, makes perfect sense. I nod to myself while thinking this.
Hmm, well I think I'll spare my beautiful dragon this horror unless it is really important, heh heh. Ok, I am going off topic again. I really need to make sure wizards are not capable of ADHD, though that may explain some aspects of the old coot, you know what, the only thing that can explain that thing of a headmaster is well, hmm, I don't really know. Do you think dumble-head is a mutation of something. OOOh, new project but maybe I should start it after the one of the Mrs. Black portrait.
"Maybe, though, who really cares about the yellow/black bug."
The main question going through the young alpha was how he was going to punish his rude little snakes. Was he going to punish them on his own or was he going to spread the tort - um - the fun around. Though who to have help... I got it, Weasley twins x2!
After all since my lovely godfathers arrived here and seemed to know on how to get back I can bring the Weasley twins and the host club here for this lovely revenge session. Ahhhh, the power of money and the privileges it can buy.
OOOh, Mooney definitely needs to be involved in this so that means the alpha and beta of the Solar Eclipse pack are coming to Hogwarts. Maybe I should tell Younger Mooney that my uncles are coming? Hmmm, nope that will ruin the possibility of chaotic fun. Now, how to get that information out of them without the knowledge on the purpose without us having to back before this vacation is over.
As it is luck seems to be on his side once again cause just as he thought of that problem the solution literally crashed itself onto the great hall solid floor. The poor castle was being abused by falling wizards. I do not know if this makes Lady Hogwarts feel any better, but at least the wizard falling are hot wizards...well stranger things have happened.
Back in the great hall
"AHHh! Bloody hell! Why must everything always be so difficult with bloody Harry James fuckin bloody Potter?!"
Yeah, that was definitely not a whine (so is one) for every wizard, witch, or magical being knows that Malfoys do not whine or yell.
A/N: The author here would like to state here that Malfoys tend to be in constant denial though now would also like to state that like J.K. Rowling's harry potter series is not own by her neither is Ouran High School Host Club. Heads up, I do not know Japanese so any words in the future of this fanfic will be researched online or remembered from many hours of anime watching.