Just to let you guys know, I don't have a single idea what's going to happen in the story. I'm really just winging it from here.

Diaries are For Pussies Chapter Four

November 5

Dear you fucker,

Have you even noticed that lasagna is just pasta flavoured cake? Yeah that's what I've been thinking of the whole day, that and Kyle in his elf costume. Halloween turned out pretty well, Bebe threw this huge party at her place, pretty much everyone showed up and got drunk. Stan showed up and tried to use his 'amazing dance skills,' but he ended up falling flat on his ass. Kyle was there too, he didn't drink though he was too busy helping Stan. It's alway about Stan with him, 'oh Stan, blah blah blah.' or 'Stan did blah blah blah last night." Fuck Stan.

Wow that was short, I'm sorry. Really.