Dished claim err: I no own Nah ruh toe or Melon cholly of Hah ruh hih suh tsu mii yah, neither will I ever learn how to spell and write.

(Disclaimer: I do not own naruto or melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya, It seems like i had to learn how to spell and write after all)

So yeah… I'm pretty late with this chapter too. But since summer vacation suddenly stopped and i spend most of my time when im off school on reading random mangas or I'm outside doing stuff with my friends… so not much is done.

Ahem… weird rant thing ahead

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Besides, I don't know what to do with this story, I was going to turn it into a sort of filler filled story, because it would be really hard to get a proper plot going, but yet here I am writing about how the main character gets his leg injured and saves the life of the daughter of a wealthy company. Jesus… so I'm going to write the beginning, then fill it with crazy and/or weird stories, then sometime in the future get a proper ending where everybody is happy or something, but as I've said before, I would really appreciate some ideas about what I can do in the story, like some random weird day at school and the gang is forced to play in a band, Haruhi telling everybody to go to a zoo, with her all controlling fantasies the creatures start doing weird stuff, and they try to keep the animals away from Haruhi, so she wont notice anything too strange. And for random reasons, Naruto creates a extra strong, independent clone and it decides to turns it into a female version, claiming that 'she' is his cousin or such things, someone from the naruto cast arrives and people get suspicious about where he's from. Naruto spends his day off on trying to figure out the truth about why Kyon's family seems to ignore naming themselves, and that kind of stuff.

The things I've told you in this rant is things I plan on writing sometimes later on in the story. But still, reviews and PM's with YOUR wishes are fully acceptable, like pairings, twists and as I've already stated, ideas. I don't promise I'll do what you want, but I'll do my best.

Uh… sorry about that,

Yippee! A line!

The weeks flew by quickly after my leg injury, thankfully, or maybe just because I didn't realise it, a couple of days after I got injured was the day the school started undergoing some repairs or something like, and because of that, I didn't miss so much in school. O would be realised tomorrow and school started again the day after tomorrow… great…

Koizumi did regular visits, kind of twice a week and I made sure that I was awake when he did. I didn't want any kind of paintings in my face again. They were a real pain to get rid off.

Asahina-san and Yuki visited too sometimes, Asahina usually tried to cheer me up and Yuki just did what she always does, sit in a corner and read a book. I don't really have anything against it, but I would have preferred it if she at least showed some kind of concern. And well… Asahina-san should show some less concern, I don't really want to always show some kind of activity so she doesn't think im dead or something. Which means that she tries to do something about it, or just faint.

My family usually visited around five to seven everyday, and usually the process was, they come in, my dad gives me a lazy 'hey!' and sits in a chair and looks out through the window, my mother scolds him for being such a lazy man, and beats him unconscious while at it, then she talks to me and sis for about half an hour, then mom walks out to get some drinks, which leaves me alone for with my unconscious father and my talkative sister, after awhile mom returns with something to drink, and so they keep on talking for awhile, and then she realises what time it is and she kicks dad awake, then they leave and dad says a lazy 'bye'. During all that time I usually say about max one hundred words.

Tsuruya-san was allowed to leave the hospital after four days, but even after she me visited from time to time, even with her parents once, and they thanked me more times than I can remember, I told them that I was something everyone would have done in that situation. It only made them thank me more… Hmm, rich people are weird too I guess.

But there were some things that didn't really make sense to me, one was that Naruto visits once in a while, and he usually does inhuman stuff, I was pondering what exactly had happened after his last visit, about half an hour ago, and what these weird pills were.

Short flashback… at least I'll try to keep it short… blame the author if it gets too long

I yawned as I looked out trough the window and got the sun in my eyes. While shaking my head to get the light out of my eyes I suddenly heard a voice from beside me

"A bit tired, Kyon-chan?" I got really shocked, in fact I believe I flew at least half a meter in the air, then I turned my head against him and his rather stupid looking orange suit,


"when did you get here, and more importantly, Kyon-CHAN?" I was seriously beginning to wonder if it was possible to get more random than this guy, always laughing about everything, and some other times he was just extremely creepy. Like now for example.


"Hey, its either that or Kyon-Sama, you decide" wow, did he just put an ultimatum on me, being addressed as some little girl, or being addressed as some kind of great lord of some kind. Both are extremely embarrassing in any case,

"Do I really have to have some ridiculous prefix? Why not just call me my name and nothing more?" then he began to grin madly and said

"And what is your name then?" huh? Had I not told him my name? well while it is true that I've accepted the fact that im only known as Kyon nowadays, I should tell him my real name too. So I sighed and began talking


"It is actually-"Excuse me, but visiting hours are over, you may return tomorrow if you want too" I looked up at a nurse with blond hair that went down to her shoulders. I mumbled a small "ok" and Naruto stood up and gave me a handshake then he patted the nurse on the head for reasons unknown.

"well, see you sometime Kyon-sama!" then, for random reasons, he threw himself out through the open window and laughed like a madman, but that stopped the same second I heard a sick crashing noise, and then, a small, painful yell of "I'm ok!"

"umm… Did your friend just do what I think he did?" the nurse said with a shaky voice, I just replied with a slow nod. Then I heard a crash and looked at the nurse who had fainted. I sighed and promised myself that Naruto was the last weird person I would ever try to communicate with. Yeah right, as if that would happen…

Once again I looked at the unconscious person and I decided that it would do her no good to just lie down like that so I got out of the bed and limped over too her, picked her up and put her down on the bed next to mine, then I went to my own bed again, then I saw something, an small box and a piece of paper attached to it. I picked the box up and took the paper and read it. It said

Dear Kyon-sama.


The pills in the box are a state of the art herb I developed in my home village. It is called amplified Kyu-Cha (hint, a not obvious at all hint) as stated, it is a state of the art medicine, and will… Most likely… heal all wounds, diseases, and everything else you can think of. Heck, I believe that it can even re-grow limbs if you take enough of it! Well back on track… when you take one, you will most likely feel the side effects of intense pain almost everywhere in your body, but that soon changes to simple aches in stomach, head, and feet. And you will also gain an slight fever, but it will only last a couple of minutes. Then you are as good as new. Or as good as you were before whatever made you need to take the pill. Another side effect is that it will most likely make you unable to sleep due to the major adrenaline boost.

Uzumaki Naruto

I looked at the note with disbelieving eyes as I sighed and once again promised to stop befriending weird people. Then I decided that I just needed to rest a bit. Yeah, rest… and then tomorrow this note will say something that doesn't sound so ridiculously stupid that it just may work… and besides, why feet?

Well I most certainly failed at keeping it short I guess…Hey! Don't blame me! Blame the author! Wait a minute… I am the author… oops… well blame me then…

It just didn't make any sense, if this thing would do what he claimed it to do… he would be able to make a fortune of it, and live so expensively that he could use money to keep the fire going, and still live his life richly over for about… well as long as there was money in this world…

Well, it cant hurt to try it right? I took a pill from the box and looked at it. I then lowered it to my mouth and just before I put it in, I reconsidered the fact that I was about to take a pill from a box I got from a, well almost, complete stranger… that's not really smart is it? I was considering taking it out from in-between my teeth. When suddenly I heard a shout

"YIKES!" 'crunch!' uh oh. That sudden scream made me bite the pill…well you reap what you sow I guess, but where did that scream come from? Hmm… the nurse woke up or something.

"Hey, feeling better?" wasn't the smartest thing I could've said, but better than nothing I guess…

"Gah! Why am I on this bed?" well… should I tell her the truth or just lie?

"well… you must've worked so hard today that you collapsed because of… uh… fatigue or something?" wow… best… lie… ever… im so proud of myself… not.

"My shift just started when I came here." Hmm… no good, if I can't lie, tell the truth.

"Ok, my friend jumped out of the window and then smashed right into the concrete floor several floors down, then he just began running away from here as if nothing ever happened"

"If you don't know, just say so Kyon-san" im not really that surprised that she didn't believe the truth, its so inhuman anyway… wait a minute…

"What… did you just call me?"

"Kyon-san, it is your name right?" the nurse said, I was aware of the fact that everybody I know, nowadays call me by my nickname, but this nurse, who haven't even received a name, (because she's basically a nameless OC, unless you want more of 'Unnamed teenaged nurse 67'. Then I can write more about her later I guess) was calling me by that silly name, preposterous! I looked her straight into the eyes and said

"No it isn't! You should be able to see that at the name tag at the bed, or something!" the nurse slowly tilted her head to the side and pointed to said tag. Where it, sadly enough stood Kyon.

"I… don't believe this… this is seriously… ridiculous." I said, since nothing else came to mind. I'm really getting tired of all this. Why cant I just go back in time and stop my aunt from calling me that, seriously… its even been years since I heard my sister call me Oniichan… and that's rather sad I guess, at least for me.

When I was busy mumbling about younger sisters, aunts, nicknames and all of that, the nurse decided to leave the room so she slowly waved goodbye, before catching whatever weird sickness I seemed to be infected with. After I calmed down, I decided that the best course of action would be to just sleep. So I shifted in my bed and closed my eyes…

"Several hours later"

"I… am… going… to… kill… you… Naruto…" I said for the six hundred and sixty-ninth time… and I said that several hundred times before I finally began to feel sleepy.

Dear god, I've spent months trying o finish this… and at last, I am done. and once again, its late, im tired, and the fic is full of grammar misstakes and plot holes and such.

about the 'amplified Kyu-cha', yes i know it sounds stupid, yes i know it shouldn't be possible, yes i know the name is very stupid, but i got a plan about that thing, just trust me.

And the name poll thingy from the previous chapter? Guess what… the name Yume wins by 1 vote!! the only vote actually… well I didn't really expect anything less, since the other names basically sucked I guess. so people…from now on Kyon's sister will usually be referred to as Yume.

And I would've loved to make a longer chapter. But it just is impossible without any real motivation you know? So press the review button, write something, and send it so I can get motivated to write a harder, better, faster, stronger fic. Ahaha worst joke today.