She huffed past him as he tried to catch up to her and find out why she was so upset. "Amy, why are you acting so-" then it occurred to him. The kiss with River, the noise right after (which sounded like a heart breaking) and him and Amy being very close, it was all connected. She continued to rush past him, her face stern. Soon Rory came into the hallway looking lost, and Amy might've looked a little TOO happy to see him, if you know what I mean. She leaped into his arms with her hands around his neck and he spun her around like they do in those old movies so she was facing the Doctor. Those old movies always have a happy ending, he thought. But not this time. Because someone will end up with a broken heart. She glared at him, then pulled her head away from his shoulders and turned this little reunion into a full-blown make out session with Rory. His shattered and dented heart hit the floor. He didn't bother to pick up the pieces.

He was so close to ripping them apart and murdering Rory for continuing to exist. He actually starting moving towards them until somewhere, in the back of his mind, he remembered: they're married. They're SUPPOSED to act like this.

But not like this! I don't like this!

Bet SHE didn't exactly LOVE the kiss with River.

Well that as different-

In what way?

She thought I was going to die next time I saw her!

Is that true?

Sort of…maybe a teeny weeny lie...

OH! So lying to YOURSELF now, are you?

Actually, I talked to myself about that, and as it turns out, I'm ok with it.

No, you definitely did not check with me about this and I am NOT ok with it in any which way.

Since when did I bring YOU into this, I don't even LIKE you!

Umm…you were "talking" to me? And first you make her lie to Rory, you lie to him too, and she's even lying to you! It's always secrets and lies around here, everywhere! RORY has nothing to hide!

WHAT DO YOU MEAN SHE'S LYING TO ME?

You convinced yourself that nothing's off or anything's wrong, it's all perfect and cupcakes and rainbows, but it's hardcore meat over here.

What do you even know about anything?

I know you love her.

So?

She loves you back.

Oh.

Rory loves her.

Oh.

She doesn't love him

Er..

It's your fault.