A/N: I do not own Borders…or Twilight or Aston Martins! Hope you like this chapter, I've finally finished my Health Assignment, S&E assignment, English review, Math's questions and science worksheet all in 6 hours! Now anyway back to the story…
After Edward had practically ordered Rosalie to clean up the mess on his car, he took Bella out in his other, more ostentatious Aston Martin car to the famous Borders to get this strange 'Twilight' book that seems to be Bella's blooming biography. They parked up and walked to the bookshop. As they turned a corner they saw three fan girls kneeling down and literally worshipping a poster of Edward. They were saying something along the lines of "We are not worthy, we are not worthy!" Edward immediately worried and said "I don't want a replay of the cinema incident, I don't think it's safe to go in there with all those fan girls…" Edward was stopped by the devious grin spread across Bella's face as she pulled him into the Forks souvenir shop…
Five minutes later they walked out of the souvenir shop, Edward having a 'why do we have to do this' look on his face and Bella's 'this is so cool' look on her face. Edward was wearing sunglasses with forks (the cutlery) for support, forks tattoos on his cheeks and a hat that says 'I heart' and then a picture of two forks underneath. Bella was wearing two forks earrings, a head sweatband (sorry, don't know what they are called :S) saying ' Out of Washington and the rest, Forks is the best!'. With their awesome disguise, they walked into Borders and strolled up to the front desk.
"Do I have to do this?" Edward asked Bella pleadingly. "Yes you do, it's all part of the disguise." Bella replied with that devious grin practically carved onto her face. "Fine!" Edward said and looked around before talking again, "May I please have a book called Twilight, man?" Edward asked the baffled shopkeeper in a Jamaican accent. Bella started shaking with silent laughter. "Umm.... sure?" the shopkeeper replied as he reached over to a stand behind him. Bella, who could hold her laughter no more, excused herself, ran to the door and then broke out into a fit of uncontrollable laughter outside. Edward paid for the book and quickly said "Thanks" in his normal, rather annoyed voice. Bella was still laughing as she took the book from his hands.