A/N: So far, writing this has been fun!
Disclaimer: Sadly, I don't own Twilight .
Chapter 4
"Okay, number three on the list is, 'Use CB lingo where applicable,'" Emmett said.
"What's the CB lingo?" Esme asked.
"I have no clue. Does anybody know what it is?" Emmett asked. Everybody shook their heads. "Well then I guess we skip it. Number four is 'Order a Big Mac Extra Value Meal'. I have to do this one!"
"Go for it," Edward said. Emmett dialed Feliciano's Original Italian Pizza Parlor.
"Hello, Feliciano's. How may I help you?"
"Hi, could I get a Big Mac Extra Value Meal?"
"I'm sorry, but this is Feliciano's, no McDonald's."
"So. I want a Big Mac Extra Value Meal!"
"Again, we don't have a Big Mac Extra Value Meal. That is McDonald's that has it. This is Feliciano's."
"Humph! I guess I'll just have to take my business elsewhere!"
"Have a nice day sir."
"You too, I guess. Click!" Emmett hung up. "So, what did you guys think?"
"It was funny," Bella told him.
"What she said," Everyone else said at the same time.
"Jinks!" Alice shouted, "All of you owe me a soda!"