Edited 9/1/2014
Starring: Robin, Starfire, Raven, Cyborg, and Beast Boy
*At the tower*
Starfire: *Skipping down the halls humming* La la la.
Raven: Um... what are you doing?
Starfire: I am so joyful friend Raven!
Raven: Of what?
Starfire: Boy-friend Robin informed me on the request of the date! *squeals*
Raven: Yah, so, you and Robin has been dating since Tokyo and have been on many dates since then, what's so special about this one?
Starfire: Robin has request the picnic up on the cliff under the light of the moon.
Raven: So?
Starfire: *confused* You are not happy? Is it because you have been on a date with a special friend?
Raven: Stop talking nonsense. *walks away*
Starfire: *dumbfounded* Uh, ok.
*Robin and Starfire that night*
Starfire: Robin.
Robin: Yes Starfire?
Starfire: I was talking to friend Raven earlier and told her the joyful news about our date and she did not share the joy with me, please, tell me why that is?
Robin: Well Star, you have to remember, only just over a year ago Raven was allowed to feel emotions, so she probably never been on a date to know those feelings. *gets on his motorcycle*
Starfire: Oh, I remember now, thank you for reminding me. *she gets on the motorcycle behind Robin, puts a picnic basket on her lap and her hands around his waist; Robin drives off in a wheelie with Starfire squealing; for the heck of it Robin drives in the water*
*In the tower*
Raven: *looks after Robin and Starfire leaves over the water* You can follow them, I won't tell* as if on cue a raven leaves the tower*
*With Robin and Star*
*Robin drives his motorcycle close to the edge of the cliff; Starfire loves it, Robin finds the perfect spot to have the picnic; they are 15 miles away from the city, eyes are watching them, the person watching them puts their communicator on vibrate*
Starfire: This is gorgeous Robin, how do you ever find a place as beautiful as this?
Robin: *looks at her and gives a smirk* Well you gotta look in the right places *opens the picnic basket and pulls out a sandwich that is 3 inches thick*
Starfire: *giggles* Well I am joyful that you have found these places, I love looking at the stars and I love the full moon. *takes out her mustard and starts drinking it*
Stalker Person: *to them self* Why am I doing this? I could be at home sleeping! Oh right, so you can joke about it. *hits record on a voice recorder*
Starfire: I still dream about it.
Robin: About what? *hopes it's about him*
Starfire: The prophecy, I wake up believing that he dream is true... and this is all a dream *looks down* I dream about us being Trigons servants, friend Raven of being that cute little girl she was, *smiles and looks at Robin* Slade being Raven's servant
Robin: *laughing* I would love to see the day when Raven ordered Slade around, but when I found her she had no memory of us, I had to tell her a story of herself, but I could never see a 4 year old Raven boss around a madman. *puts his arm around Star's shoulder*
Starfire: *happy* I wish that Raven was still a little girl. Then we could raise her like our own daughter! *a little too happy*
Robin: She'll probably kill you at the mention of it. *pictures a 4 year old Raven on his shoulders and Starfire in front\ of him, in the background Raven's powers is giving Beast Boy a wedgy; laughs at the thought*
*they finish their sandwiches and pulls out pie and whip cream; their 'stalkers' drooling*
Robin: I brought cherry pie for me and as you requested PB and J mustard pie. *puts whip cream on both, questions Stars pie*
Starfire: Thank you boy-friend Robin *puts a fork full in her mouth and moans at the deliciousness* I love friend Cyborgs baking.
*No one knew that there was another person spying on the teens date*
Slade: Well, this is new, titans dating, what a loving surprise. *pushes a button on his chair and 300 Slade-bots leave*
*With Cyborg*
Cyborg: Oh yah, eat my fist! Ha, ha, AH! *the game turns off and the alarm goes off* Now? RAVEN! BEAST BOY! Get your buts down here!
Raven: *fazes behind Cyborg* Yes?
Cyborg: *jumps, screams, and turns around* Don't do that! Where's Beast Boy?
Raven: Out, *nods to the screen* who?
Cyborg: Slade at Wayne Enterprises.
Raven: Ok.
Cyborg: Are you done with the one word sentences?
Raven: No. *smiles*
Cyborg: Call Robin I'll get BB.
Raven: Ok. *pulls out her communicator*
*With Robin and Starfire*
*They were done there pie and was now watching the stars, they were just about to kiss when Robins communicator went off*
Robin: Yes Raven?
Raven: Trouble.
Robin: *groans* Who? *sees Cyborg looking over Ravens shoulder*
Cyborg: Rae, are you done yet with the one word sentences?
Raven: No.
Robin: Who Raven?
Raven: Slade.
Robin: Great.
Starfire: Lets go, we need to stop him... thanks for the pie Cyborg!
Cyborg: Uh, your welcome, I always wanted to make that kind of pie.
Raven: Pie?
Cyborg: Ya pie, I made Star PB and J mustard pie *Ravens face went from grey to green in less time then it took to blink* and I made cherry pie for Robin, there is one slice left and it's for-
Raven: Me. *skin was now back to grey*
Robin: NO ME!
Slade: How weird is it that teen heroes fight over pie but they won't go and fight robots.
Raven: No.
Robin: Then how do I get more pie?
Raven: Cyborg.
Cyborg: ENOUGH WITH THE ONE WORDS, and who said I'll make more pie! Now get your buts to Wayne Enterprises.
*Wayne Enterprises*
*the team is surrounded by 300 Slade-bots*
Robin: *thinking* Why here? *takes out his bird-o-rang and kills the circuits on 10 robots* Move you dumb robots. *he was nowhere near the device that Slade was trying to take* What the? *the robots were in a black aura, making a path for him to this device*
Beast Boy: Dude, watch where you aim that thing!
Cyborg: Sorry B.
*when Robin got to the stand the surface was empty, he looks around and sees a Slade-bot running away with this so called device in his hands, before he could get near the robot, more surrounded him and the one was gone, in frustration he destroys most that surrounded him, the rest fled; he pulls the mask off the robot*
Slade: Hello Robin, it's good to see you again.
Robin: Slade.
Slade: Did you really have to destroy those, I don't like my time is wasted on building more, oh well, I can't wait to see what happens when the owner of Wayne Enterprises guts a hold of you, what a lovely delight that'll be.
Robin: There will be no way for you to see it, 'cause I'm going to bring you down!
Slade: Wait, wait I think I've heard this before. Oh and Robin congratulations on the girlfriend, I'm surprised you could even get one, what with the temper, attitude, and obsessions.
Robin: *growls* Why you- *static*
*Beast Boy and Cyborg were rolling on the floor laughing out loud, ALL of Ravens emotions were doing the same while she just smirked*
Starfire: Robin, please tell me why our friends think what Slade said was so funny, I do not it was humorous at all.
Robin: I'll tell you on the way home.
*Titans Tower*
Robin: Hey Raven I have a question.
Raven: Shoot.
Robin: How did you know I needed those robots moved?
Raven: Bond.
Robin: What?
Raven: The bond remember?
Robin: *Hears her loud and clear but didn't see her mouth move* Will you stay out of my head!
Raven: No.
Robin: Yes. Stay out of my mind! There is private stuff in there!
Raven: Really? *evil grin*
*The three other titans watch the argument*
Robin: Yes now stay out of it!
Raven: Why?
Robin: Because.
Raven: Why?
Robin: *half pouty* Will you stop it!
Raven: Why?
Robin: You're getting on my nerves.
Raven: Nerves, what nerves?
Robin: Raven! Did you really have to say that!
Raven: What? *Robin growls; the team was laughing at this*
Voice: Robin, we need to talk *everyone looks over to see Bruce Wayne on the screen* in private.
Robin: Only as private as I can get it
*The team leaves*
Bruce: Richard, why did you let that generator get stolen? I thought that if I put it in Jump City with you it would be safe. I guess I was wrong.
Robin: Bruce I'm sorry but I'll get it back.
Bruce: You better.
Raven: Yah, or you'll get in so much trouble by your father, huh Richard?
Robin: *turns to see Raven* Will you stay out of my head!
Raven: No.
Robin: Enough with the one word sentences!
Raven: I'm not saying one word sentences.
Robin: Stop!
Bruce: You two fight like an old married couple... *points you Raven* with powers.
*the rest of the team walks in, sees Robin with an anger sign on his head*
Robin: Bruce, listen, for now on I'm not going to bother with anything but to catch Slade. *obviously talking without thinking*
*Bruce disconnects*
Raven: You've done it now Dick
Robin: Done what?
Raven: Look behind you
Robin: *turns around to see Starfire with tears in her eyes, then in a flash she was gone* What?
*Beast Boy and Cyborg were looking at him shamed, Raven was eating the cherry pie with LOTS of whip cream on it*
Raven: You're a complete idiot.
Cyborg: Man, what do you think you're doing?
Robin: I don't know what happened!
Beast Boy: Dude, didn't you hear yourself! *Robin shakes his head* you said, quote "For now on I'm not going to bother with anything but to catch Slade", end quote.
Robin: Oh, *something in his brain clicked and Raven heard it* WHAT! Why would I say that!
Raven: To make your adopted father happy idiot.
Robin: SHUT UP!... How did you know about that?
Raven: Brain. *looks down at her plate and sees none left, turns to Cyborg and makes the saddest face possible and looks at him* More?
*the boys jaws drop*
Cyborg: *pats her on the head* Right after I talk with Bird Brain here.
Raven: *groans* Fine. *leaves*
Cyborg: Robin, you need to watch what you say around Star, you know how sensitive she is.
Robin: I know, but I wanted him to know that I'll try my hardest to get it back.
Cyborg: I know, but go talk to her make her happy.
*Robin nods and leaves; Cyborg prepares to make 5 pies, and maybe one for Silky*
Robin: Starfire?
Starfire: Yes friend Robin.
Robin: Can I come in? I need to talk with you.
Starfire: Ok. *opens the door and sees Robin standing there*
Robin: I- I'm sorry for what I said made you upset, I just wanted him to know that I'm going to work hard to find what was stolen.
Starfire: You shouldn't be in a relationship when you are fighting crime; your anger gets a hold of you quickly.
Robin: Oh. *not quite gasping the second comment*
Starfire: Maybe we should not be seeing each other like this in a boy-friend girl-friend relationship but as in a friend relationship.
Robin: Only if its ok with you Star, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
Starfire: Its fine with me friend Robin
*With Slade*
Slade: *watches the brake up* It's always good when the good guy loses. *watches the birds' argument again, trying to figure out what their minds are saying*
*Cyborg*
Cyborg: THE PIE IS READY!
Raven: *comes through the floor, grabs hers, grabs the whip cream, and a fork and knife, covers the pie with whip cream, and puts a piece in her mouth, all before Cyborg sat down with his* Thanks.
Cyborg: ENOUGH WITH THE ONE WORD SENTENCES! *takes the whip cream to put some on his pie, he gave Raven death glares when there was none left; the only thing he got as a reply was a smile*