To anyone who has survived the past three chapters, the worst hasn't even begun...
AN: I sed stup flaming ok magenta's name is MAGNETA nut mary su OK! NEWT IS SOO IN LUV wif her dat he is acting defrent! dey nu eechodder b4 ok!
"NEWT!" I shouted. "What the shuck do you think you are doing?"
Newt didn't answer but he stopped the flying car and he walked out of it. I walked out of it too, curiously.
"What the shucking hell?" I asked angrily.
"Magneta?" he asked.
"What?" I snapped.
Newt leaned in extra-close and I looked into his gothic red eyes (he was wearing color contacts) which revealed so much depressing sorrow and evilness and then suddenly I didn't feel mad anymore.
And then… suddenly Newt kissed me passionately. Newt climbed on top of me and we started to make out keenly against a tree. He took of my top and I took of his clothes. I even took of my bra.
"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERSHUCKERS!"
It was….Alby!