"I'm going to give the summary today!"

"No, I am!"

Tai and Matt had been arguing for at least an hour. Sora really wanted them to shut up.

"C'mon, let me let me let me let me!" Tai begged. He was getting more annoying by the second.

"No! So after we -" Matt was starting to give the summary, and Tai didn't like that at all.

"LA LA LA I CAN'T HEAR YOU!" he interrupted loudly. He and Matt proceeded to get into a sissy fight.

"Real mature, guys. I'm giving the summary today just to get you two to stop fighting!" Sora yelled over the incredibly loud fight. "Just when we had finished crossing an uncrossable desert..."

"Um, if we crossed it, wouldn't that make it a crossable desert?" Joe asked as he watched the sissy fight. Things were getting pretty serious. Matt had taken off one of his gloves and was slapping Tai in the face with it. Matt looked at Sora.

"Hey, I was going to give that summary..." Matt complained, slapping Tai in the ear.

"Ow!"

"Well, you're too late. Just when we had finished crossing a huge desert," Sora said, glaring at Joe, "we found a village filled with thousands of Yokomon."

"There were not thousands!" Tai shouted in between slaps, "There were only 93!"

"You counted?" Sora asked, confused.

"They kept asking me annoying questions and I got bored during the fight," he replied.

"So during the fight with Meramon, you were counting Yokomon?" Sora was really ticked off at Tai now. He hadn't even been trying to help!

"Maybe..." Tai guiltily admitted.

"Well, Meramon showed up and attacked the village because he had a huge black gear lodged in his back."

"That's why he was attacking? I thought he was just having some growing pains," Matt said. For the moment, the fight seemed to have been forgotten.

"That joke wasn't funny the first time, Matt," Sora sighed.

"What joke?"

"Never mind. We tried to shove all of the Yokomon in the ship sticking out of the ground, but there were too many of them and Meramon was closing in fast."

"I still think we should've had all the Yokomon get bigger so we could've had an army of Biyomon!" Tai grumbled. He had manged to get away from Matt and was now hiding behind Agumon.

"I'm pretty sure it doesn't work that way. And it's called 'digivolving'."

"How do you know?"

"Biyomon told me. And all the Digimon shout out 'Whatevermon digivolve to...'," Sora replied. Tai went to go sulk in a corner. Even though there weren't any, so he ended up just standing behind Izzy.

"I was wondering why they did that..." Izzy said.

"Anyway, Biyomon was standing up on a cliff, waiting for all the Yokomon to get to safety, when suddenly Meramon attacked her! She fell off the cliff and I caught her. Then she digivolved into Birdramon and saved us. Yay Birdramon!" Sora finished. She looked around and saw that Tai was still sulking and Matt was staring at her.

"What are you looking at?" she challenged.

"Um, nothing!" Matt quickly looked at his feet.

"You were staring at me!"

"No! I would never do anything like that!"

"You've been staring at her ever since Tai went all sulky." TK pointed out. Matt glared at his little brother and prepared to get slapped in the face. To his surprise, the slap never came. Instead, he was kicked in both shins. Sora then went to sulk in a corner, but she noticed that there weren't any corners too, so she just stormed off in the opposite direction from Matt.

"Oooow." Matt groaned. He was curled up on the ground, holding his shins.

"You kinda deserved that," Joe said. "Maybe you should go apologize to her."

"Me? Apologize to her? She's the one who attacked me!"

"You were staring at her. A lot. Go apologize."

"I don't want to apologize!"

Joe dragged Matt's protesting body over to where Sora was sulking. "Apologize. Now."

Matt groaned again. Who knew that Joe could drag him that far? "Um, I'm sorry I was such a creep and kept staring at you." he mumbled incoherently.

"Hmph. Should I forgive him, Biyomon?" Sora asked her partner, who had come over by her to see if she was okay.

"What did he do?"

"He," Sora began, pausing for dramatic effect, "was staring at me." Joe noticed that she was trying not to laugh, but Matt was too busy worrying about getting the crap beaten out of him to tell. That figured.

Biyomon seemed puzzled. "Is that bad? I mean, how long was he staring? What does humon ettiquette say about this?"

Izzy, annoyed by both the conversation taking place right in front of him (did Sora have to go sulk by him?) and Tai hiding behind him, decided to contribute. "In some cultures it is punishable by death."

Tai let out a small squeak and left to go annoy Mimi. "Um, okay, but this isn't one of them," Matt replied nervously.

"I guess you should forgive him then," Biyomon said as if Matt wasn't even there. "He sounded quite sincere."

"All right, I forgive you, Matt, but don't do it again. Or else." Of course, it wasn't very threatening since she was smiling, but Matt breathed a sigh of relief anyways. Hastily mumbling a thank you, he ran off to make sure TK hadn't fallen off a cliff or forgotten how to breathe or something.

Author's Note: Thanks for all the reviews! Don't expect me to update this too much, I only write when I get bored.