Shashuko is sitting in her yellow chair, wearing Tohru Honda's school uniform. She squeals, "Here are where the Furuba references were!"
1) The phrase (ouch! kaoru hit me!) is taken from Momiji's often repeated line "Ouch! Kyo hit me!"
2) "Aah! Kyouya hit me!" from same Momiji line.
3) "Your kindness is like a candle!" is one of Tohru's lines.
4) My reference to the fact the Shaa-chan sounds like Shii-chan, which is of course Shigure Sohma's nickname. I'm not proud it 'cause he's a pervert, but because he's so hilarious with his overdramatic-ness!
5) I didn't think of this, but it was in a review-- my constant apologies are very much like Ritchan-san! But that was because I really am like that sometimes.
6) I don't remember orcan't find the rest... sorry!
Shashuko opens the swirling Portal Thingy, which is now also yellow instead of green, because Shashuko is yellow now, as mentioned in the last chapter. The Host Club all tumble out. Nekozawa is not with them, because only one person wants to ask a question to him. Sorry!
"Aah, already? You did a chapter yesterday!" the twins whine.
"We have ten reviews to answer today, so shut up and get moving! Sorry, that was mean of me. Anyway, today's first review is from Chibiharu-chan, whose name is now 'learned' instead of 'ignored' on Spell Check like most names are!"
to kyouya:-was randomly singing a song from 'the horrors'-...huh?..I don't have a little brother so ur information is false kyo-teme! xP
and eww u perv!Dx-starts throwing my textbooks at kyouya and when I ran out of textbook without noticing I started hitting ur head with my violin-...no my violin !;-;u own me a new one now kyo-teme!!
"Who are the horrors?" asks Shashuko.
"I know you don't have a little brother. I was just testing you. And I am not a pervert."
"Yes you are! You assaulted Haruhi in that one episode!" Shashuko says, but she's looking pointedly at Tamaki.
"MOM! HOW COULD YOU!" Tamaki tries to lock himself in Shashuko empty trophy cabinet, but she's already locked as a precaution. Instead, Tamaki sits in another corner, which is occupied by a yellow easy chair, and begins to cry.
Kyouya sighs. "Shashuko, that was only to prove a point so Haruhi would understand something. And also, I have Chibiharu-chan's underwear for blackmail and blackmail only."
"That's funny, your tone isn't very convincing!" Shashuko proceeds to laugh in a very Renge-ish manner.
and now I got a question for Renge!!xD ne renge would u force the host club into a cosplay of ur choice?3 and if u can force them can u make do emo please? cause I read a fanfic before wit a very emotionally depressed kaoru in it and I have no idea y but I got into fangirl mode xD I was screaming 'MOE!' alot cause of it .
"Renge? That's a new one!" Shashuko laughs. She opens the Portal Thingy and Renge falls out.
"Shashuko-san! I am a member of the Host Club too! I should have been here from the very beginning. Her hair does the Medusa Thing.
"I forgot about you. You aren't a very central character," the Paisley Maiden taunts. "Sorry! That was very mean of me. Please answer the question on the TV screen."
Renge smiles. "A question for me? I could eat three bowls of rice!" She reads the question. "Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho! I have many, many ideas for the Host Club to cosplay as!"
"Some of them are actually very plausible," Kyouya says.
"Hmmm... emo? It's a very very good idea! But I should make them dress as Mew mew characters first."
"Tamaki as Kisshu, Haruhi as Masaya, Hunny as Taruto, Mori as Pai, Hikaru and Kaoru as Ryou and Keichiiro, and Kyouya as... um... Ichigo's mom?"
"EXACTLY! But maybe I'd dress Haruhi as Ichigo as Kyouya as Masaya, because Haruhi looks so cute in drag!"
"Good idea!" says Tamaki.
(to shaashuko-chan:ohh kewl u're writing a fanfic xD yay!xD um can I be in one chaptermaybe please?-using kawaii chibi eyes-)
"It's plausible... what should I call you? And give me character description, please... arigatou! Ha ha... Kyouya shall be your stalker, like in real life."
"I am NOT a stalker."
"Riiight. The next review''s from Why is th RUM always gone."
Hola!I have to say Shashuko-san you are a very talented writer!!. Anyone who says otherwise is gonna deal with me whips out Uo-chan's bloody pipe Question one is for Kyouya the Demon Lord: Back off buddy cause i'm gonna rule the world! I already have and army of followers! But you're still awsome!!
"Yes, but I have the Ootori secret police and a large following of fangirls."
"Shashuko? Talented? Don't make us laugh," say the twins.
"I got a compliment! Hooray!"
KAWAII!! Next one for Mori! yay you're one of my favs!! So if you had to pick would you protect Hunny-chan or marry 10 really really hot girls??
"Mistukuni..."
"Yes Takashi?"
"You're not ten really hot girls."
"WAAAAAHHH!!"
"I take it back."
Next the infamous Hitachiin twins evil smile So Haruhi is you're toy, right?? And you like to torment her, right?? Why is that so??Hikau why'd you call her a raccoon?? I mean she's uber cool so lay off or else waves Uo-chan's blood pipeOh and you two are my favs, but personally I favor Kaoru!!
"Yes, Haruhi is our toy. We like tormenting her because she's a likable when she's tormented. And more likely to knock Tono off his high horse."
"I called her a raccoon because her eyes are so large and dark. She kinda looks like one."
"I don't know either! In the anime, he called her a 'short fox'... hee hee. Probably something lost in translation there," Shashuko notes.
Tamaki-sama you are dirty and disgusting. The way you think of your "daughter" in such a manner i should call the cops!! wait the cops blocked my number :(
"Disgusting... it's not disgusting!" Tamaki is crying.
"Whatever did the cops block your number for? Tormenting them about how wrong anime characters are?" taunt the twins. "Like Orochimaru?"
Shashuko shivers. "Child molester."
Neko-chan! Neko-chan i also am familiar with black magic i look like the Hanajima How long have you been practicing black magic. Can you send poison waves like Hana-chan or curse people like Megumi-san?? I can send poison waves! You're hot!I love bad boys!
Shashuko stops shivering and opens the portal, causing Nekozawa to fall out.
"NEKO-CHAN!" She hugs him.
"I will not answer the question unless you let go," he says awkwardly.
"Sorry. Did I just hug you again? My inner otaku really is taking hold," says Shashuko, prying herself off of Nekozawa.
Nekozawa sighs. "I cannot send waves, but I am capable of cursing people. What's your number? We don't have a wave sender as of yet... and... hot? That's not a compliment I get often."
"BAD BOYS FOREVER!" shouts Shashuko, waving a Prince Zuko plushie around. "Wait? I have a Zuko plushie? YAAAAY!" She hugs the scarred doll, which shoots fire from its hand if you press its tummy.
Hunny-chan where did you buy USA-chan cause i want one, please pouts and puppy eyes
"Usa-chan was made by my late Grandmother, ne? You can buy Usa-chan keychains at the Host Club online store," says Hunny, reading from a Cue Card supplied by Kyouya.
Shaa-chan as to the Fruits Basket reference when Hunny-chan called you "Shaa-chan" you said it sounded like "Sii-chan".You actually sounded happy to be refered to the perveted Shigure, but am a year of the dog so i don't mind.Can i have my cookie now?? That's all for now but i'll be back! "I like yoai... So delious"
"I'm happy to be referred to Shigure, but not because he's a pervert. It's because he's so carefree (and an ayame fan! when oh when will he come out of the closet?) and because he annoys everyone so fabulously! And I like Yaoi too!"
"We are painfully aware of that," says Kyouya ripping the picture of himself and Tamaki kissing that Chibiharu-chan gave Shashuko into tiny pieces.
Shashuko glares, but then smiles evilly.
"Don't tell me you like Chibiharu-chan so much that you hate a good yaoi?" Shashuko taunts. "Not that I care. I have several copies stashed away in hardware and in my room. The next review is from Xx Tohru xXx Seraphina xX, who writes:"
I loved this chapter. It's great. Thanks for answering my questions. I hope you bring Neko-chan back soon. I would so read a fic where you went to Ouran. I got a few of the Fruits Basket references; Shhi-chan is Shigure. The bit where you were apologising a lot was a Ritsu reference. Those were the only two I got. Please tell me what the other ones were! I love Fruits Basket! Xx Tohru x Seraphina xX
"Thank you for loving my chapter! I hope you like this one too! I did bring Neko-chan. He's over there, annoying Tamaki."
Tamaki is cornered by Nekozawa and soaking the entire corner, wall, floor, and the easy chair he's sitting in with sweat and tears of fright.
Shashuko laughs devilishly. "And the constant apologizing was one I myself didn't spot or do on purpose, because I'm really like that sometimes! I guess I'm just Ritsu-ish in that respect. The rest are on the top of this page in beginning of the chapter, as you doubtlessly have already noticed. Next from Camierdan!"
-raises hand- I have a question. D (oh, and you can call me "Cammy")
...Uh, make that a lot of questions XD
Okay, the first (and second) one's for the lovely (and HOT) twins:
If you two were normal brothers, would all this yaoi goody- ness even happen? D
"Hikaru! The idea..."
"Of a year or two's difference changing our relationship is preposterous. I know Kaoru, I know." Hikaru hugs his brother.
And... how would you two feel for some fanart? D
"Fanart is good," say the twins.
"Especially those chibi kitten ones," says Hikaru. "Kaoru looks so cute with those little ears... or is that me? Dangit, with fanart even we can't tell us apart!"
"Hikaru... that one is me," says Kaoru, pointing at the computer screen they're looking at.
"So that's where my mom's computer went!" Shashuko growls. "Gimme that!"
They turn the computer to show a picture of two chibi, kitty-eared twins sitting in a meadow.
"SO... KAWAII!!!"
"So, the Evil Otaku has a weakness after all," the twins say in unison.
Kyouya starts scribbling furiously in his Ledger of Doom.
Okay, Kyouya time: Can I call you "Kiki- senpai" if I were to... say, give you 20 million yen? 8D 'Cause I really, really want to. D
"It depends... cash or check?"
It's Tamaki hour 8D: How would this all change if Haruhi was a boy through and through? o
Shashuko cracks up. "Tamaki... hour... HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!"
Tamaki glows with the bright light of stupidity, which sends Nekozawa, who had been tormenting him this whole time, whirling back.
"Haruhi, instead of being my beloved daughter, would be my beloved son!"
Shashuko slaps him. "YOU HURT NEKO-CHAN!"
"Actually, I'm fine," Nekozawa grumbles.
"Oh. AND ONLY GOD CAN SAY BELOVED SON!"
"I must be god then," Tamaki says, his eyes shining with delight.
To Hunny and Mori: Does Mori like cake, too? Or is he on a strict diet? P And what do you think of chocolate and strawberries on a cake, Hunny? D
"I... like cake..."
"Chocolate and strawberries is yummy!"
And finally, Haruhi: If you had... say, a million US dollars, what would be the first thing you'll do? D
"Pay off my debt and get away from this club."
"But at the end of the anime you said you liked this club!" whines Tamaki. "An Kyouya says your debt's paid off!
"I thought she'd leave, thus taking a drop in Host Club profits, so I added expenses for the Eclair incident, such as Hikaru's hospital bill for that broken arm of his."
Okay, thanks for allowing me to ask these questions, Shashuko- senpai. D
"You are very welcome! but I would enjoy this more if you people did review so fast so I could watch Naruto ore often. I've only seen the first 6 episodes, people! ... The next review's from OuranSugerRush."
SQUEE!! i love this it's so awsome and funny to read! SHASHUKO U ROCK! lol-
"Compliments, as always, are appreciated."
i have a question for Kaoru-kun. if u could choose any of the host club members(not Haruhi, because i'm totally yaio obssesed) gigglez to go on a date with who would u choose? oh yeah u cant choose Hikaru-kun. evil laughter even though i would like it if u 2 went out... oh well u cant choose him. P.S- we have the same name lolz sque!!
"Not Hikaru... or Haruhi?" Kaoru sniffs. Then he gets an evil expression. "Tono. He's really fun to annoy."
"See Haruhi? Kaoru is not calm or nice. Therefore, your reason for telling us apart is null and void."
"I said relatively, Hikaru, relatively," Haruhi says colder. "Nicer and calmer than you."
"You have the same name as me? What a coincidence," Kaoru says blankly, looking at his brother argue with Haruhi, which makes him jealous. (of who...? that's your decision. I'd say both! Oo love triangle- ow kaoru hit me!)
Shashuko stares at the scene with relish, because she's making her friend who has TEVO record this, and she can watch it more than once of her friend lets her. Then she realizes that that's the end of this review.
"Oh! ... Anno ... next from Patty Simmons!"
YAY! XD you used my nickname for Neko-chan! -dances around in feild of happiness and colorful flowers and such- and someone called me smart for once! (I'm probably the blondest brunette you'd ever meet... no joke.)
"How could I not? It's a perfect nickname for him!" Shashuko pulls Nekozawa, who has been lurking in the corner, into the range of one of the cameras. "Just look at him! Kawaii!" Bereznoff sweatdrops.
'I called you smart because you thought of this awesome name. Thank you!"
Again Shashuko, your the best!
"If my head swells any more, I'll get a headache..." Shashuko sighs. "I hate headaches! But thank you! As always, the compliment makes me feel better about myself! When people put these, I get to put them in the fic and brag about 'em! Go complimenters!"
XD Oh yes and one more thing...
Everyone in the Host Club is damn sexy if I do say so myself, even Hunny when he gets all bad .
"How dare you refer to my daughter in such a manner! And yes, I am, I already knew that, but thank you anyway!" Tamaki gets surrounded by rose petals.
"Takashi, am I really sexy?"
"... um..."
"Did you hear that Kaoru? We're sexy!"
"Hikaru... I don't know about me..." Kaoru goes into a Major Uke pose.
Shashuko sighs, "You may have a different personality, Kaoru, but you have the same face and hairstyle as Hikaru, so you, too. Also, she said you're ALL sexy. Even you. Considering, maybe even especially you."
...and Haruhi is very pretty, and Neko-chan is also very pretty. and Renge scares me.
"She should. She's a scary person."
Shashuko starts laughing. "It's true... and the way you wrote it.. the way I say it in my head... HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAA!"
Nekozawa looks at his reflection in the (yellow-rimmed) mirror.
"Pretty...?"
"HAI, Neko-chan, pretty! You are both a Bad Boy and a Pretty Boy! Congratulations! Neko-chan wa bishounen desu! Motto Bishounen desu!" (translation: Neko-chan is a pretty boy! Really a pretty boy! or something along those lines.)
DON'T HURT ME RENGE! -hides behind Hunny-
WAH! DON'T LET HER KILL ME BLOOD BUDDY!
"Ne, ne, Pat-chan, Renge was sent back. you're safe."
"I'd like to point out that Pat-chan here put a few lines between her questions in the review. I appreciate this, since I copy and paste these questions. SO If you people who put their questions into one humungo paragraph could refrain from doing so, it'd be much appreciated. Okay! The next set of questions is from ColorsOver!"
Hi I love this story! Can I ask a question?
"Umm... yes? Sorry. You were probably just being polite. by asking. My bad!"
Tamaki- What was it like growing up in France? Have you ever used this as an advantage for wooing the ladies? (i.e. French is supposed to be the most ROMANTIC language. lol.)
"Yes. it would be ungentlemanly for me not to!"
and
Why do you not like being called kawaii? I think you are very handsome by the way. Tee hee.
"I don't like it because I am a bishounen!" flowers dance around Tamaki. " And you think I'm handsome? Thank you!"
"This reminds me from 'Ask Goku and Vegeta,' my inspiration," noted Shashuko. "Everyone called Vegeta cute. He hated it!" She giggles.
"And you made him borrow my Bun-bun, ne?"
"He tried to blow it up," Mori says darkly.
"But no one can blow up Bun-bun!"
"No seriously, it's true. I was reviewing anonymously as Shashuko because my mom stole my account as a punishment! But I have it back now, so no hard feelings."
and
Can you sing as well as you play the piano?
"Tono can't sing!"
"Yes I can yes I can yes I can!" Tamaki sings.
Shashuko starts singing too. "Anything you can sing, I can sing higher."
"I can sing anything higher than you!"
"Wait! I'm singing the part that loses! Never mind!"
Mori- Will you ever separate from Hani?
"... No."
Hani- I love you so much you're so kawaii! Can we be friends?!?!
"Okay Col-chan!"
Shashuko- not a question but I love this so much it's so awesome! You're SO awesome. Tee hee. I have favorited this story and alterted it. Update soon.. Ne?
"Me, awesome? Thanks! Like I said, I'm gonna write I fic where I go to Ouran.. after I finish this chapter, which, due to complications, has so far taken three day to write!... Next from MiekoMiyazaki!"
HEY! I'm NOT mean! Can I jump through the portal?
"I said you were mean because you told them to prick my head with a pin- HEY! WAIT!"
(jumps through portal)
"MiekoMiyazaki! this is against the code of Q&A!" Tamaki calls.
"Wahahaha! I'm officially IN the story!" Mieko screams, wearing a Mori T-Shirt and a Mori cap, carrying a Mori bag with a Mori doll sticking out of it which is waving two Mori flags around. She has two bands on her wrists, both strung with Mori keychains and has a lot of Mori trinkets strung together for earrings. "By the way, if you think this is stupid, you can just put in the questions and skip all the above (and below) rubbish (dialogue), including this sentence!"
"It's rubbish, but it's funny. Look, you made Tono cry," the twins say in singsong.
Shashuko stares at all the Mori stuff. "Mori doll! Mori doll! Where'd you get these? Do they sell neko-chan stuff? I WANT A NEKO-CHAN DOLL!!!" she sobs.
"Look, Takashi, a You doll!"
"My first question!" Mieko wheels around to face Hani. She shows him a large, delicious looking cake and immediately whips it away. "If you want this cake... you must first tell me what Mori's deepest, darkest secret is, or else I'll superimpose Kyouya's head on a ballet dancer's body, then post the picture on the internet for others to enjoy! NYAH!"
Shashuko laughs. "KYOUYA IN A DRESS! HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!
Hunny stares at Mori intently. "Takashi... can I...?"
"... Un." (japanese for 'yeah.')
"Takashi watches Pokemon."
The entire Host Club, and Nekozawa, freeze.
Shashuko is NOT frozen.
"Ohmigosh you like it too? Don't you just HATE May? You can't replace Misty, people! And that new girl, Dawn... she's much better than May at least, don't cha think? But she's still not as cool as Misty. Pichu is SOOO CUTE!"
Mori stares, sweatdrops, then nods slowly.
"My second and final question! NYAA!" Mieko turns and faces the Host Club. "Choose someone, ANYONE (except Shashuko) in the room to switch bodies with you, and NO KAORU, you can't switch with Hikaru, cos' there wouldn't be much of a difference. Oh, and reasons, please!" She sticks her tongue out at the Hitachiin twins.
The Hitachiin twins stick their tongues out at MiekoMiyazaki.
"I wouldn't want to switch with any of these people..." Haruhi says darkly. "But if I had to? Nekozawa. People tend to leave him alone." She says this glaring at the twins and Tamaki.
"We'd both wan to switch with Hunny-sempai. It'd be much easier to pull pranks as someone short and cute," say the Twin Devils, not paying any attention to Haruhi's glaring.
Tamaki does his rose-petal-swirly-dance. "I'd switch with Haruhi! Then, I would dress myself in beautiful clothes with frills and bows and--"
"Short skirts?" venture the twins.
"Of course!" Tamaki says dramatically.
"See, Haruhi? He's just a pervert!"
"Pervert... I see..." Haruhi shoots an evil look at Tamaki. Who goes into his corner, curls into the fetal position, and turns white.
"I'd switch with Takashi and be tall!"
"Kyouya... erase info against Mitsukuni..."
"I'd enjoy switching with Tamaki," said Kyouya thoughtfully.
"Why, though?" Shashuko asks evilly. "Reason, please!"
"Oh, no reason," he says, staring into space.
"How about you Neko-chan?"
"She didn't ask me. I'm not one of the Host Club."
"Pleeeaase?"
"No."
"I'll hug you if you don't."
"Fine then." Nekozawa pauses to think. "... Kyouya. he gets to watch from a distance."
"Cool! As for me, I'd switch with Haruhi because she's a girl! I'd never want to be a guy." Shashuko shudders. "That would be wrong..."
"Okay, that's all, SEE YA!" Mieko gives Mori a ginormus hug, then jumps into the portal, squealing.
Mori stares after her, with a look that says, "What's her PROBLEM?"
Shashuko giggles. "She's an interesting person. By the way, people, jumping in is okay, but please don't make those reviews too long! Thank you! Next, we'll hear from mimsiechan."
Whoo. has questions But first--
HI EVERYONE! insert fangirlism here w
Everyone stares at the screen blankly (FYI, the questions are posted on a TV screen).
"Okaaay..." says Haruhi.
Shashuko, I'm going to add to that inflated head of yours and say that this is a very awesome fic. :3
I get ideas from it. LOTS AND LOTS OF IDEAS. D
"Thank you. Do you e these ideas in your fanfiction? Tell me! I wanna read 'em!"
"Of course it's awesome! I the Host Club King, am featured greatly!" Tamaki practically sings.
Ok. I got questions:
First one...for everyone!
How do you all deal with all your fangirls? I just have to ask.
"We act gay, then people give us space," say the Masters of Monotone. (I love thinking of ways to refer to those two -)
"I say something that shows I'm not comfortable with their actions. By the way, this doesn't always work on boys," says Haruhi, glaring at Hikaru and Kaoru.
"Fangirlism is the highest form of flattery! I wouldn't 'deal with' them in my wildest dreams!" dramatizes Tamaki.
"What fangirls? I just sit in the back of the room," notes Kyouya.
"RUN!" says Hunny hyperishly.
"Follow Mitsukuni."
"When the Black Magic Club must deal with fangirls, we soak incense sticks in oil and light them on fire."
"I don't HAVE fangirls!" Shashuko says loudly to annoy everyone else, and, indeed, everyone except Hunny and Tamaki, who are never annoyed anyway, glares at her.
Question 2, for Haruhi:
Do you ever, ever want to be more feminine? Or has Tamaki and his schemes gotten to you?
"If I wanted to be feminine, I wouldn't have worn that sweater in episode 1 in the first place, would I? I don't really care one way or another."
Question 3, for Huni:
Do you like cookies as well as cake? Mimi here would like to have cake and cookies with you someday!
"I like all sweat things! And okay!"
Love love and hearts to ALL of you hosts.
"What about Neko-chan? He needs love too!" says Shashuko, hugging Nekozawa.
"I have enough of that, thank you," says Nekozawa coldly. "Please release me."
"Neko-chan is a meanie!!!" whines Shashuko. She sniffs, then suddenly brightens up.
'Wow,' thinks Haruhi, 'she's like Tamaki... happy all the time. How annoying...'
Shashuko grins and gives the peace sign. "Next review's from PangstaAlexXo, and it's the last one! I can start writing my other ficcy soon!"
Okay! First is for Haruhi. How does your hair stay short throughout the anime/manga? Does Kyouya make you cut it? Do the twins do it? Or do you think that it's just a waste of time to have long hair?
"Kyouya makes me cut it. I don't really care one way or another, though..."
Next is for Kaoru and Hikaru (yeah i said kaoru first 'cause i like him better). Who is more comfortable with Haruhi? Oh and Kaoru would look mch better with her. No offence. (Kaoru 3rd and Hikaru 5th)
"Hikaru is more comfortable with Haruhi, probably," Kaoru notes, not sounding too pleased about this.
"What makes you say that?" Hikaru asks.
"Oh, no reason," the younger brother replies.
"What do you mean by better with...?" asks Haruhi.
Now it's time for Mori's question! In most of the episodes/mangas you don't eat or drink. You just watch Hunny do that. Are you okay? Not to be offensive 'cause i really think you're awesome. (favorite character 'cause most mature)
"... I'm fine."
"Takashi has a low metabolism, ne? He doesn't really need to eat as much as I do. I have a high metabolism, so I eat a lot."
Hunny, YOUR TURN!! Did you ever just want to turn into your dark side when you were in the club? and I so0o want you as a brother! Have you thought of Haruhi as a sister? (4th favorite)
"No, I don't like being my dark side... it's mean. Haru-chan as a sister? No, but she is one of my very good friends!"
Okay Kyouya, there is one for you. Why are you in the host club? I know about that whole part about being friends with the Souh heir but is there another reason snicker like Haruhi? and How would Haruhi know when her debt is paid? She could be done with it and you can just be using her you know. (2nd favorite character)
"The debt got paid off at the end of the anime. Don't you pat attention?"
"What? You never told me," Haruhi growls.
YAY FINALLY THIS IS FOR TAMAKI! ... I really really really don't like you. There is definately NO reason for you to be clinging onto Haruhi. Her and I and probably other people think it's annoying. If I was an interesting writer I would make a whole fanfic showing how stupid you really are and you're not cute, handsome, pretty, or cool! SO STOP YOU DUMB BLONDE!(obvious that you're 6th)
"WHAT?!?" Tamaki curls into the fetal position where he stands and starts sucking his thumb while rocking. (think of the Crimson Chin in that one episode of Fairly Odd Parents where he fins out he;s a comic character.)
"Schooled," chuckles Shashuko. "And what do you mean if you were a creative writer? Low Self-Esteem isn't a healthy thing to have! If you can write good questions, you can probably write good answers!"
"Okay, that's the last questions," yawn the twins. "Can we go know?"
"Okay! Toodles! See ya later!" Shashuko shoves them all through the portal. She waves after them, then closes the portal. Then, she sits down in one of the yellow couches and smiles at the camera.
"In the next chapter, I'll be putting Beatles references!" she giggles madly. "Beatles! Love those guys! ... Well then! Gotta go now! Remember, God made you special, and he loves you very much!"
The TV screen shows the Big Idea Studios logo. Shashuko picks up the remote and starts watching Larryboy! And the Rumour Weed.