Extra-Terrestrial Jinchuuriki Mother
Gotta say, guys and girls, I really appreciate the positive reviews. BUT I AM NOT SATISFIED! Not until my story is the most liked BRS (BRS Xover included) story on this site! Who knows, maybe Huke or somebody will make a cameo manga of this or something if Kishimoto doesn't be gay about any copy-rights.
Yeah, what? I can dream of my ideas inspiring new works of literature and art.
Anyhow, I'm kinda tired right now so I really have no idea how this chapter will turn out at first. I'mma try to write out as much as I can before I have to go to work in an hour.
Update on that story progress: Yeah, I am definitely biting the bullet for you guys. My review, fav, and follow count better double for this chapter as the majority of this update time was spent on the scene in Heaven. You'll know it when you see it.
You'll know...
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Thirty minutes passed too quickly for Sing who was enjoying the happy feelings she could feel within Naruto as she softly cooed and spoke to him in the Tsvìet native language. While she was enjoying her new son, her orders to prepare the transfer of an entire planet and its moon through a Ceph wormhole were going smoothly despite needing just thirty minutes.
Not caring anymore about keeping their existence a secret, the energy/cloaking barrier around Outer Heaven had been dropped to allow the ship to move within eight thousand miles of the planet to launch dozens of five mile tall spires across its surface. These spires were spread out with equal distance from each other, some landing in the ocean while others on the land masses. One village was unfortunate enough to be at the coordinates needed for a spire and was promptly crushed.
Of course, as expected, the inhabitants of the planet were freaking the hell out, panicking and mobilizing whatever military powers they could as a glowing ship was seemingly attacking them as glowing gold spires fell from it and onto their world. While understandable, they really didn't understand just how much shit they were in. Admittedly, Sing would have been nervous too had she been just forty years ago again and witness a continent-sized ship seemingly made out of light and crystal dropping massive spikes onto her world.
Sing's attention was taken off Naruto when Chariot, the helmsmen of Outer Heaven, begin maneuvering the ship to where its stern was facing the planet.
"We are now in position for towing, my Queen," the golden blonde haired and eyed Tsvìet announced.
Screens of reports from ground crews stationed at each spire were popping up in front of them giving confirmations on their respective spire's functionality.
"Very well, thank you, Chariot. DRGN SLYR, please made arrangements for me to speak to these meta-humans in their tongue. I will grace them with a brief message. It's the least I can do after causing this mess."
The XO chuckled along with half the bridge crew and nodded while waving her hand. "A shuttle has been sent to each major and minor village that will play your message over a phone system. The spire stations do not have enough shuttles to spare to send to every single habitation on the planet and it would also be unnecessary. Still, the major population centers should disseminate the message throughout the lands given enough time."
Sing nodded in understanding and simply waited as the energy for one of the largest wormholes ever made was built up.
"Okay, the shuttles are situated. They have obviously drawn the attention of the population. No pressure, my Queen. Oh, while we're doing this, since you did make a promise to Kyuubi to make Naruto into the strongest warrior on the planet, it would probably be in your best interest if you bent the truth a little and not reveal that you caused this mess." This was said with a teasing smirk which was returned with a glare.
"Very well, let's put their fears to rest."
(In Kami's realm 'Heaven')
A/N: I just want to say beforehand, that as a person who has sinned alot like any other person, I still have faith in Christianity (non-denominational) with some practices and beliefs in other areas, but still..writing this had me looking up every other sentence after chuckling nervously because of a fear of being smited. Seriously, I think this piece will guarantee me a one-way ticket to Hell. God will definitely not laugh at this while Satan will be choking on his popcorn in front of his 100in. 4-D Plasma screen HD theater system. Yeah, I couldn't help myself writing this. If you thought the Sun getting destroyed was funny, you aint seen anything yet. This piece has to be read with the following song when I give the signal. Okay? I need you all to do this for me because I'm basically damning my soul for your entertainment.
In Heaven, there were white buildings that have never dirtied lined alongside streets made of gold and angels floated to and fro, greeting each other with smiles while most conversations eventually ended up talking about the old days of when they were alive. The areas not paved with gold or infrastructure were fields of soft, fluffy clouds or green fields with beautiful lakes. These people knew nothing but peace with a hint of longing for the family they left in the realm of the living.
The majority of the inhabitants were shinobi of moral decency, a rarity considering the ninja world they lived in that was filled with deception, subterfuge, assassinations, and war. Majority of these ninja had died young, either becoming a genin or chuunin. However, there were still several who were well renowned.
In one large area were the homes of the deceased Senju and Uzumaki clans. Having been close friends in life, their bond never broke even in death and so they moved themselves to be around close and distant family. It is here we can even see Hashirama Senju, the Shodaime Hokage, and his wife, Mito Uzumaki, laughing as they talk amongst their fellow deceased loved-ones.
Off a little ways, one Kushina Uzumaki was sniffling and filled with emotions as she began telling her formerly deceased clansmen the crazy story of the last moments of her life, how she was saved (somewhat) by an alien queen who looked startlingly human and was powerful enough to beat back a Madara Uchiha phony with just a yell, and stared down both the Kyuubi and Shinigami before brokering a deal with them after adopting Naruto.
It's not an important fact that the women of the Uzumaki clan outnumbered the males 10-1 and they were all smoking hot red-haired babes. Totally irrelevant.
She had the clan enraptured by the detail of her story, such detail that had dissuaded any nay-sayers who couldn't believe Kushina. While they knew Kushina had her quirks, even this was beyond her scope of eccentricity. Heavens (cuz saying He** in Heaven would be bad), giving up your body to be consumed by an alien queen to give her your memories and Uzumaki genome to aid her in raising Naruto? Yeah, even a drunk Senju couldn't come up with that story if they tried. Plus, Kushina had died after just giving birth and was still mourning...you do not make any mother, an Uzumaki no less, angry under those circumstances.
While she was finishing the story, a holy presence filled their senses, one they've come to associate whenever Kami herself showed up. All inhabitants nearby looked at the arrival of Kami with smiles but that soon turned to looks of worry and fear when they saw the creator of all life looking like a mourning Senju woman on a month long drinking binge.
The 6'2 Goddess with curves that stole hearts and broke life-long relationships was in her signature kimono, but in her disheveled state, she was a sight unforgettable. Quickly pinpointing Kushina's location, the Goddess teleported in front of Kushina, startling the woman not only by her appearance by also when said Goddess picked Kushina up by her shoulders and started shaking her like a certain talking pug (the dog from Men In Black).
The surrounding angels were stunned by the violent disposition Kami possessed but considering it was an Uzumaki being assaulted in the presence of the Uzumaki clan, it didn't take a minute for the women to start activating their unique bloodlines ranging from a variety of chakra weapons to increased strength via temper tantrum. In a flash, they dogpiled the Goddess of Creation and became a giant cloud of limbs, fists, weapons, crimson hair with the occasional gold of Kami's, tearing clothes, and biting of flesh.
Kushina had luckily been spared this when the grip of Kami had been broken by her sisters and cousins and aunts. Hell, even her own mother was currently using a chakra noose to strangle a fighting Kami who was spread out eagle-style via another's chakra chains while said Kami was sending her own energy constructs to bat away the attacking Uzumaki who were trying to capitalize on her restraint.
The surrounding angels could only watch in disbelief and somewhat hidden glee as more clothes started to tear apart, revealing lush, toned skin of many of the beautiful Uzumaki women and even Kami herself. After finally having enough, Kami let loose her power which paralyzed all of the Uzumaki clan. Shattering the chakra restraints on her, she stood up and leveled a glare at the notorious clan women before facing a sulking Kushina.
The Goddess stomped up to her and she stared down at a still crying but obviously confused Kushina. After what felt like an eternity, the silence was finally broken.
"Why?" Kami whispered that only the ones immediately around them could hear. When Kushina didn't answer soon enough, she asked it in a louder tone edged with despair. "Why? WHY? WHY ARE YOU UZUMAKI WOMEN SO MUCH TROUBLE!?"
"HEY!" the affiliated women shouted. Poor Kushina still looked confused and sniffled a few times before finally finding her voice.
"I-I don't know..k-know what you mean, Kami.."
Kami wouldn't relax though even if she would normally take it easy on a woman who just lost the chance to be with her baby after just giving birth because of a vengeance seeking psychopath in the form of her husband's allegedly dead student.
"Your child, Naruto-" she instantly had Kushina's attention "-is perfectly fine. In fact, he's doing terrific with Sing Love. Did you know that she is in command of a massive starship that is larger than the entire Elemental Nations? And not only that, but to protect themselves from other space traveling species, the ship is equipped with a massive projectile energy weapon longer than the Elemental Nations itself?"
Kushina was baffled and confused by the point of this line of questioning, but she did take solace in that her baby boy was being taken care of.
"And did you know that because of all the strong emotions and memories she obtained for Naruto from Neblading your body, when the baby was awaken by the sun and started crying, those latent emotions of yours briefly possessed Sing who then used that weapon to annihilate the sun with a black hole? In case you don't understand what that is, it's an anomaly in space where gravity is so massive that it collapses upon itself, creating a gravity well that sucks in everything, even LIGHT, that gets close enough to it by crushing every bit of matter down to atom-sized bits! The same black hole that is heading towards your planet.." Kami finally finished, leaving a speechless crowd.
Play epic music: Queen - 'We Are the Champions'
Kushina, Hashirama, Mito, the Uzumaki clan, the Senju clan, all of the ninja who've died in the past thousands of years and earned a spot in heaven were stunned. This Sing has a tool capable of destroying the sun...and because of Kushina giving her body to be Nebladed...Sing slew the sun.
The dreaded sun that has mocked and haunted every shinobi's morning sleep since the dawn of man?
Kushina was looking Kami in the eyes, mouth moving but failing to produce sound. Finally, she speaks...
...and Kami's sanity shatters.
"I-it's dead? The sun's finally dead?"
Kami's jaw drops. "IS THAT ALL YOU CARE ABOUT FROM WHAT I'VE SAID!?"
Kushina turns to her mother and hugs her, crying. "It's actually gone!" Kushina's mother was still in shock though she started to come around, repeating what her daughter had said.
"It's been defeated," she whispered before looking at her gathered clan with wide eyes, tears threatening to leak from their ducts. "The sun's really dead! Kushina's emotions actually killed it!"
"WHY ARE YOU HAPPY FOR THAT!?" Kami shouted, her eyes bloodshot.
But to her horror, all of the souls around her began repeating the message to themselves and to others, each suddenly being overcome by happiness over something they shouldn't be.
"PARTY!" one shinobi yelled.
Thousands of shinobi brought out saki jars from out of nowhere despite being in Heaven where getting drunk isn't really allowed. Nor any of the other stuff that suddenly happened within a minute. The people with the jars of saki were popping the corks and holding the jars upside down, dumping the alcoholic contents upon themselves and others. Many of the kunoichi who had been 'educated' in seduction missions danced their bodies away as their wet clothes clung to their athletic forms. Ninja were shooting off ninjutsu up into the air, performing combination moves of fire and wind or lightning and earth.
Then from within a crowd, a particularly wild woman threw her top into the air which began a chain reaction of various shinobi and kunoichi suddenly losing their clothes and all inhibitions towards modesty and morality.
Kami watched with horror as her Heaven quickly devolved into a cesspool of sin and debauchery. Not three feet from her, a pair of Senju women were making out while a man poured saki over their heads.
"No, stop this!" Kami shouted in desperation for the sanctity of her paradise but her commands went unheard as a wonder bra flew through the air and landed on her head. Startled, she pulled them off and glared at the perpetrator who happened to be Kushina's mother, Katsumi Uzumaki, whom was gyrating her hips left and right while trying to get a happy but quite embarrassed Kushina to dance with her, the daughter whom was both embarrassed by her mother's actions and the breasts which were still larger than her own.
Upon the roof tops of houses lining the streets, people were using katon jutsu or torches and waving them around like lighters or cell phones at a football game's half-time concert.
It soon degraded even more when someone pulled out a...WAS THAT A BOOMBOX?! The person hit the Turbo Bass on it and soon all of Heaven was vibrating from the heavy treb and bass of the super-powered music device. A/N: Cookie for anyone who gets that reference!
People started dancing more wildly while several people started fornicating with random strangers in public of all places and the surrounding crowds did nothing to dissuade their lewd acts.
Kami was bumped to and fro by the party goers and went completely ignored in her attempts to stop their overdue victory celebration. She was shoved to her knees by some moving bodies and she finally let out sobs of despair as not only her planet was doomed but apparently her paradise has become synonymous with Mardi Gras on Bourbon Street. She could only look through teary eyes as all the madness and lunacy rampant in her kingdom before finally refocusing on a reluctant Kushina who got pulled into a dancing trio of her clansmen.
Kami's sanity snapped and her tears were replaced by blood as her anger grew to new, unforeseen levels. Kushina started this all, she justified. Yes, this all spiraled downhill because that red-haired bitch had to go and get herself killed despite it merely being part of that damnable prophecy! Yes, she would definitely get her revenge.
Kami was clearly out of her mind when she stood up and gathered energy into her hand. She didn't care what type of spell she used, as long as it hit Kushina and it hurt. Katsumi somehow made out the threatening motions Kami was performing through the blur of sake over her eyes and saw it being pointed at Kushina. With no thought as to her own soul's well-being, she shoved her way through the crowd and pushed her daughter down as Kami launched her vindictive attack.
Kushina hadn't really been in the mood for dancing, distraught by the combination of happiness at the sun's demise and sadness over her death still. Just when she started moving her body a bit to the music, she's rudely shoved down by someone. Looking up and getting ready to yell at the asshole who pushed her down, she was confused on why it was her own topless mother. She was further confused when her mother spoke something, words lost in the cheers and music, before being hit by a golden orb of energy.
Kushina watched in horror as her progenitor's body seemingly folded in on itself and disappeared altogether.
A/N: No, she isn't dead..well, more than she already was. Also, good news, I'm still alive. Bad news- I'm paranoid even MORE now.
(Real world)
For Sarutobi Hiruzen, this entire week has gone from complete happiness to 7th level of Hell. First, things were looking up for him as his village was as strong as ever, his successor, Minato Namikaze, was doing a fantastic job leading the village and was on the precipice of achieving one of the greatest joys a man could have- becoming a father, and now it turned horribly wrong as somehow the Kyuubi escaped from the seal on Kushina's stomach, it attacked and destroyed a small portion of the village before another strange explosion drew its attention away from the village where it soon disappeared after standing there for several minutes, then he discovered the unmarked grave of their Fourth Hokage while Kushina was missing entirely.
The next several hours were of him retaking command of Konohagakure no Sato, reorganizing his forces, calling out those in reserve to help bolster defenses both on the border and at home, basically putting all of Hi no Kuni on lockdown so information of what transpired would not reach receiving ears of rival villages, and now he has been running damage control.
Truthfully, things could have been alot worse had that mysteriously explosion not interested the Kyuubi more than squashing the lives within the village that essentially held it prisoner against its will for the past hundred or more years.
If that wasn't enough stress on his old frame, for some reason or another, the sun went out. That's right. It. Went. Out. Kapoof! Zippo! Disappeared! At first, he was facing just the recovery from the Kyuubi's attack but now how does one act in the face of the Apocalypse!? The Hokage position did NOT pay ENOUGH for this shit!
Now he was in a council meeting with his brightest minds hard at work on coming up with a strategy of survival, all unaware of the futility of it in the face of the silent and invisible terror that is a black hole closing in on them. In front of him stood the clan heads of the Inuzuka, Aburame, and Nara shinobi families, the electrical lights still unusable thanks to the recovery from Kyuubi's attack still going on until just recently, so torches lining the room cast the clan heads' bodies in dull orange light, giving them long shadows along the floors and walls.
Tsume Inuzuka was a personification of 'wild.' With animalistic traits such as wild spiky hair, slitted eyes, angular facial features and fanged canine teeth, a plethora of traits famous for members of the clan who fought alongside their canine companions, she looked intimidating as she stood at a rather tall height of 5'10. She wore a simple garb of shinobi Jounin clothes, such as the dark brown pants, shinobi sandals, and a green combat vest over a blue, long-sleeve shirt. Despite her rough appearance, she was considered a MILF (Mother I'd Love to F**k) as she had a killer body with mature, womanly curves that she hid well underneath her clothes. And no one had the balls to check her out for more than a passing glance, especially with her large ninja wolf companion that sported an eye-patch and several scars.
Shibi Aburame was the male clan head. His 6ft even body was mostly concealed under a heavy, forest green jacket with a high collar that hid his face from the nose down. Even in the dim light and indoors, he still wore his iconic black, circle-framed shades. His spiky brown hair was held up and out of his face by his leaf headband. He wore simple, dark-green pants with the legs tucked into black all-terrain boots.
Shikaku Nara, one of the most lazy men in Konoha who also happened to be the most brilliant when the subject came to tactics, strategy, and foresight. His 5'8 frame was sagged, whether it was from the recent Kyuubi battle, trying to organize his thoughts on this newest situation, or just because he was perpetually tired was unknown but he atleast had a serious look in his eyes fit for their village's- no, the world's, current circumstance. His outfit was traditional for a regular Jounin of the Hidden Leaf Village but despite his looks, he was still the ANBU Commander and Head of Konoha's Intelligence Dissemination Department.
The three Jounin-ranked ninja looked to their Hokage with various expressions centered around a hardened seriousness.
"So," Hiruzen began, "give me a breakdown on all of your assignment progress. Shikaku, you begin."
The man sighed, and this would normally be followed with a muttered 'Troublesome' but he knew the situation and atmosphere called for his full attention. "The death toll from the Kyuubi attack is 2,389 with thirty being ANBU and 192 being Chuunin and Jounin. The rest were civilians caught in the Kyuubi's destruction. This is merely an educated guess since identifying bodies either crushed underfoot of the Kyuubi or vaporized by its attacks are impossible. We've mainly been forced to do a house-to-house roll call. However, we should be counting our blessings that its focus was drawn to something outside the village walls. We certainly would've lost four times as many shinobi and civilians trying to push it out."
Sarutobi's expression fell despite him knowing that the death toll would be great.
"An unfortunate reality we all live in when we face powers beyond human comparison."
Tsume spoke up than. "We have been still scavenging for survivors under the rubble. We've only had a survival rate of about 35% Me and Kuromaru searched the area where the Kyuubi disappeared. It's tracks stopped there as if it was summoned away or teleported. The area around that showed definite signs of a brief battle, and at some point, some kind of jutsu was used to cause that massive trench. I can't even imagine what kind of chakra that would have taken."
That was true, they all thought. They'd seen a glimpse of the attack and honest to God, Sarutobi thought it looked like the Second and Third Tsuchikage's Dust Release since it was all white and shot like a cone or beam.
"Whatever the hell it was, we should be thankful it got the Kyuubi's attention, but that itself worries me even more," she stated, getting a curious look from Shibi and Sarutobi while Shikaku was thinking deeply.
"The Inuzuka clan have had inseparable ties with our nin-kin for generations and we know how animals will react. Look back in history and it doesn't take a genius to come to my conclusion. The Kyuubi has been sealed against its will for over a hundred years, moving from host to host. While I never really knew of its condition within Mito-sama's seal, me and Kushina were friends enough that she confided in me about how she originally treated the Bijuu within her seal. First, taking a wild creature and imprisoning it would only piss it off tremendously, and to move it to another seal where it's crucified on a large rock with its limbs and tails impaled against the rock for a few decades, and you got yourself a bomb waiting for a chance to explode. I don't know how it got out of the seal on Kushina-chan, but it was justifiably PISSED when it did and it's no surprise the first thing it would do in a hundred plus years is rip a new hole in Konoha's collective ass."
The three men grimaced. Yeah, when you put it like that, it really made them, and by extension Kushina, Mito, and Hashirama, look like total dicks.
"And while I'm not sure, but if I was to guess that the Kyuubi was intelligent and would consider the other Bijuu as brethren, then it'd be even more piss when Shodaime captured them all and handed them to all the other major villages like party favors. Now, take into account all of that accumulated rage and think of the last thing you'd expect to happen after it gets freed."
The question was in the air but the men understood what she was getting at. It was Shikaku would answered. "Something, or someone, was so interesting or threatening that it was able to actually get Kyuubi to cut short its revenge on the village that imprisoned it for so long."
When the answer was in the open and the implications set it, it sent a shiver down the gathered shinobis' spines.
Sarutobi cleared his throat and continued the meeting after a few long moments of silence. "While that is very disconcerting, we will have to devote time into that investigation another time. Now, how far have you three come along in your secondary tasks?"
Once again, Shikaku started it up. "I can't think of any artificial way this could have happened, but we have theorized that the sun is most likely a massive ball of gas that is constantly burning on some unknown source of fuel to give us light and warmth. Considering how long it has constantly been burning, I'd hazard a guess and say that it has finally burned itself out."
Shibi spoke finally. "I concur with Shikaku's theory. Our hives have already told us that there is no warmth in the air. The temperatures have already dropped twenty degrees and is rapidly decreasing. I have already issued orders to distribute torches to all ninja and civilians and to have fires started in all homes. We should immediately began moving our populations further underground towards the warmer core of our own planet. The catacombs under Konoha would be a good staging area as we dig further down. We will also have to stockpile crops, livestock, and sources of artificial heat, such as wood and coal, as well as draw up designs for hydroponic systems. I theorize that within several days, the temperature drop will be severe enough to make prolong living on the planet's surface unwise and dangerous."
Tsume spoke again. "Shibi is right. I've already ordered those of my clan who aren't helping rescue crews to go hunting and bring in any animals we can raise alive and those of more dangerous nature, such as the creatures in the Forest of Death, will be killed to increase our food stores. We will also have to do an inventory count of all food and water supplies, as well as clothes, tools and able-bodied workers. If the Sun's really gone out, then we'll have to prepare everything for indefinite terms. We'll be forced to sacrifice the few for the many in some cases. Some people aren't going to be able to cope with this, Hokage-sama. This is going to sound down-right cruel, Hokage-sama, but it is a no-brainer that those who won't be able to cope as quickly will be civilians."
Sarutobi sighed heavily. Inside, he was dying bit by bit. He did his best leading this village and living by his sensei's 'Will of Fire' ideology, but Hashirama would have never accounted for the largest source of fire to quite literally burn itself out. Could the Will of Fire live in a world like this, where the betterment of the whole has to be prioritized over the betterment of an individual?
"Very well. I have taken your words as the foremost experts in your specializations as those of the Fire Daimyo himself. A very hard life awaits for us and it will take the cooperation and full commitment of everyone involved to see this through for us. Let us make all haste-"
He's interrupted by Tsume's ninkin, Kuromaru. The large ninja wolf was walking to the window blinds of the Hokage's office. He stood on his hind feet and started pawing at the blinds. "I can hear hardly anything, Tsume. It sounds like everyone is standing still yet I can smell emotions of fear and confusion."
The four shinobi grew alarmed and went to the window. Upon opening it, they drew in a sharp breath as yes, the flickering of torches among the shinobi and citizens that they could see weren't moving but what got their attention was a dark object covered made of glowing blue materials was hovering over the village center like a specter with no visible means of achieving such flight.
"What in Kami's name is that?" he wondered aloud. To their surprise, it emitted some sort of faded blue light from its belly and within that light emerged a crystal clear image of an albino-looking woman holding a small baby to her chest. Her form was enlarged to about twenty feet and when she spoke, her voice was heard clearly over the entire village.
Every major and minor village, as well as major non-village town were seeing the exact same thing.
"Hear me, inhabitants of this planet. I can understand you are alarmed, afraid, and confused by the obvious disappearance of your sun. I know why and I will tell you of it momentarily. An introduction is necessary. My name can not be spoken by your tongue, so the closest translation available to you would be pronounced 'Sing Love.' I am Queen of the spacefaring people Tsvìets. We have traveled from star to star, researching and categorizing all species and knowledge we can. I'm aware most, if not all, of you are ignorant of just how expansive the universe is so any attempt to go into details would only result in confusion so I will give you the idiot's version.
We have been drawn to your undeveloped world by the event of your local star, your sun, dying. It happens often times across the universe. A dying star, depending on its size, will do three things upon its death. For a small one, it will simply fizzle out and turn into what we called a 'white dwarf'. For a large star like yours, the sun will expand dramatically, something we call a 'Super Nova.' Once this happens and it finally runs out of fuel, it collapses upon itself and the pull from that creates a gravity well that begins consuming all around it: asteroids, planets, even light.
What happens after this is irrelevant since your planet will be consumed by this black hole within the hour. Everything will be pulled into a well of gravity so powerful that you will be ripped apart piece by piece until the bits of you that do remain are so small you can't even see it."
Sing in her ship couldn't see, but she wished she was able to see the inhabitants' expressions. She really should limit the amount of time she spends around DRGN SLYR. She didn't want to think about how easy it was to lie with such a straight face.
"This star's death is something our ship detected and we came to explore it but we did not expect to find a world filled with life in this sector. Now you'll understand why we are here. This is hardly the first time we've come across a black hole so I will tell you we are already at work to save your planet. We have already been at work. In case you didn't know, our ship is the massive glowing object currently flying in orbit of the planet."
At that moment, all people who hadn't already seen it and were on the proper side of the dark planet could see a glowing star-like object of tremendous size and beauty flying gracefully with massive majestic wings of gold and white. To Sarutobi, one of the oldest living humans on the planet, it was the most awe-inspiring thing he'd ever seen. His sentiments were felt throughout all who gazed upon the ship whose very aura brought a sort of daylight to the dark land itself.
It wasn't idle as every few moments a shining spike would fall from it and land somewhere on the planet.
"We are currently working to place, in simple terms, 'anchors' all along your planet and moon. These will allow us to pull your planet and moon through a large gateway in space created by our ship and will allow the gravity of the hole to not crush your planet to the scale of a sub-atomic particle. This is a delicate process and we insist that you do not disturb the Tsvìets assigned to bring these anchors into operation. In fact, because of how delicate this process is, we have to drop these anchors at equal distances of each other and can not be off by more than 100 meters. If there is a settlement dangerously close to where we will need to drop one, we will sent a shuttle craft ahead of time to urge said settlement to evacuate. Cooperation from local law enforcement will help the process run smoothly and avoid any casualties. Since we are on a tight schedule, we can NOT afford to wait and any who are within the area of impact of an anchor will be crushed. Cruel it may be, but a mere tree to save the whole forest. Because this event was so sudden, a couple of villages have already been crushed in our hurry to save your planet.
We will be ready within twenty minutes at our pace and once complete, we will pull your planet through the gateway and drop you off into orbit around a similar, younger sun to the one you've lost, thus escaping the black hole threatening you now. We will not allow a world full of lives to be destroyed so entirely.
Please enjoy the light show in twenty minutes."
When the hologram disappeared even as the shuttle remained hovering, everyone was quiet before, even from his tower, he could hear the people and shinobi chattering about this human-like alien race. Sarutobi turned to face his three advisors who now seemed to have done all that work and planning for nothing.
"So what can any of you make of this?" he asked in a serious but exhausted manner. The three Jounin and wolf couldn't blame him for his sagging shoulders.
Tsume had to seat on the window sill as she couldn't feel her legs. "If she's right and they hadn't showed up, then our preparations would have been for nothing. Hell, I'm leaning towards believing her the more I keep looking at that-" she points a thumb up at the massive, godly ship far above their heads. It drops another anchor which comes very close to the border of Hi no Kuni.
"Leader of this village," the shuttle said in a monotonous voice, startling the village occupants. "The last anchor will be dropped in the designated area near your village. Ten miles South-South East. A community is within the projected area of impact. Time until anchor drop will be fifteen minutes. Please evacuate this community two miles outside of village boundary."
Sarutobi wasted no time in jumping out of the window and landed in front of just the guy he needed to see. Thank goodness the light from the mothership was enough to make the area seem like early morning instead of total darkness. A Jounin clad in a spandex green suit with a black, bowl-cut hair style was surprised by the sudden appearance of the Hokage.
"Hokage-sama!" he snaps to attention.
"Jounin Guy, you are the fastest person in this village. Take those weights of yours off and hurry to that farming community and get those people out of there. Bring them back to Konoha when you're outside the impact range of that anchor! Dismissed!"
Guy wasted no time in bending over and unhooking the weight around his ankles and wrists, and then he pulled down his pants, much to the horror of everyone present, and unhooked and set down the weights around his thighs before pulling his pants up. He did the same thing to his shirt and unhooked the weight vest from his upper body, unknowingly giving a show to some kunoichi who gawked at how utterly ripped the guy was (pun intended).
"I'm off with all the speed my Flames of Youth will allow, Hokage-sama!" With a cry of youth, he blasts off from his spot in the direction of the community, causing a shockwave to emit from his spot. Horrified from the strip show he was just subjected to , Hiruzen ordered an equally terrified ninja to collect Guy's weights and bring them to his office. The poor ninja walked over to the weights and grabbed one. It didn't budge.
Huffing, he used his chakra enhanced muscles to try again and he managed to get his fingers under it and lift it a couple of inches before he collapsed to his knees. To his growing horror, his fingers were still underneath it and were now being crushed like grapes under Lucy's feet.
"AGGHHHHHHH! SOMEONE HELP!"
Sarutobi was already out of hearing range and deep within his own thoughts to notice the struggling man who was kicking around like a headless chicken as several shinobi cam to help.
A/N: Normally, I would've kept going longer, but I'm going to stop it here for now. I'll make this part 1 and finish the saving of the Elemental Planet in part 2. That being said, I need a name for this planet. Anyone got any suggestions? Also, soon, I will be making a character/species index on my profile. If there's something you want to know in more detail about the Tsvìets and this story, be sure to check there in a couple of days.
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