The reason why Thor yelled:
Thor really didn't like when his brother turned him in to different life forms, but this was still better than a frog. Thor tried to fly, but _ ran after him. Thor thought that this life form was too slow, because she caught him after a while. "Don't fly away from me Thor, okay?" Thor noticed her concern and nodded. "Good, now go play with the others." She placed him on the carpet. Thor didn't want her worry too much, but then he saw her talking to Hulk. Thor went to ask Hulk what she had said, but Hulk said that he doesn't need to know. So Thor challenged him in a race and if he wins Hulk tells him. The race went on and Thor won. Hulk wanted rematch, but Thor said that they made promise and he won fair and square. Hulk sighed and told him that Hulk had promised to let Banner out after the dinner. Thor was surprised; why would she be conserved about Banner? Thor was asking Hulk why would _ be conserved, but that was when she yelled that dinner was ready. Then Thor had noticed that Hulk had gone to talk with the man of iron. Thor flew in to the air and that was when she came and caught him. "It's dinner time." Thor was happy he really liked _ cooking. She brought him in the kitchen and went to look for the others. When everyone was on their chair and she gave them milk bottles. Thor was surprised; he was the prince of Asgard and wasn't going to drink from a bottle. But when he saw her death glare, he knew that she was scarier than Odin itself. Thor looked at Captain and Falcon, who were drinking happily. Thor pride gave up and he started to drink the milk. It did taste great, but if anyone from home would see him now. He wouldn't ever go back there!
After the meal Thor flew away, but she called that they would take a nap. He picked up speed; he wasn't going to take a nap. He was a warrior and they don't take napes. But when Thor was going to crash his hammer barely moved, his little body didn't have much strength. Thor was still flying, but he couldn't stop. So when he hit Falcon's head the hammer flew back to his head. Thor head was so tiny that it really bad when Mjolnir hit it. The pain was greater than usually and that was when he cried out of pain. She ran to him and asked in a sweet voice "What happened?" Thor ran to her and grabbed her shirt. _ wiped his tears away and helped Falcon too. Then she asked in a soft voice "Tell me what happened." Thor pointed at his head and lifted his Mjolnir little. "Did you hit your head?" Thor nodded and looked at her with teary eyes. . "It's okay." That was when she kissed his forehead. Thor was surprised; she hasn't kissed him before on his forehead. Thor touched the place where she had kissed him, it was still warm. "Sorry that's the way my mother made the pain go away." Thor turned his head away, so that she can't see him blushing. After _ left Thor noticed that she had kissed Falcon too. Jealousy was burning in his little heart and when he went to look for her, he saw it. She turned Hulk in to Banner. His jealousy was burning even greater, that was when he had enough.
Extra:
Thor flew to her feet and yanked her jeans. "Thor what is it?" She asked him and Thor opened his arms. "You want a hug?" Thor nodded and she lifted him in her arms. "You're not usually this affection, so what's up?" Thor pointed at his cheek and then lifted his hammer. "You hit Mjolnir on your cheek? Are you sure?" Thor nodded and pointed his forehead. "You want another 'get better' kiss?" Thor nodded happily. _ smiled at him and kissed his cheek. "There is that better?" Thor shook his head as a no. "No? Fine you can have another." She kissed him again, but this time on his tiny nose. "Did you know that Mjolnir leave's a mark when you get hit by it?" She pointed at Falcon's forehead that had a little mark. Thor shook his head, but she just smiled. "If you want a kiss Thor all you have to do is ask." Thor was surprised that she wanted to kiss him again. He blushed and pointed his cheek again. "Another? Sure. I can't say no that cute face." _ kissed him again and put him down on the carpet. "I have to clean the dishes so go play with other, while I do them." She kissed him on the forehead and walked inside the kitchen.
Normal Story:
Thor went to talk with Falcon and Hawkeye, but felt tired. So after sometime talking he literal fell asleep. Then he felt something fell on top of him twice. After a while he felt the weight get lighter and then something lifted him up. Thor smelled _ wonderful shampoo and it eased his sleeping. He had placed on something soft and something warm was on top of him. All that put him on a deep sleep.
Thor was wakened by a loud horn song. He fell to the floor and again something heavy was on top of him. After the horrible song had ended he rose from the floor and saw her smiling wickedly. It was a scary sight, but when she explained what had happened he remembered everything: the milk, the crash, the nap and the kisses. His face burst in to flames. He looked away and grabbed his hammer from the floor. Then she said it. "I'll explain everything after I go check on Natasha." She sends him a flying kiss and left the room. That's when Thor yelled: "Odin's beard what has happened?"