Friendships break

Referees' hearts ache

One goes and cries

The other just sighs

Why do they fight?

It's just such a plight

When one friend does fight

The other, frozen in fright

That's how they see it

They twist it how they see fit

When in reality

When in actuality

Neither is right

All the words bite

They want it to end

As does another friend

That friend is the referee

And while the sides disagree

The referee throws down their cap

Tired of this crap