Before I start the story from where I left off, a word from a guest reivewer. 'You think cheating is good huh? Well you are just terrible, I feel bad for whoever your girlfriend or boyfriend'. Well guess what, I agree. For a good note, the author and the narrator aren't always the same person, sometimes polar opposites.
Beep Beep Beep. Hey guess I got that alarm clock replaced. I got up and punched the thing across the room. There silence once again. I was about to go back to sleep when I remembered what Fluttershy was here for yesterday.
I reluctantly got up and had some cereal. I slowly looked over to the alarm clock. Stupid thing, guess I have to get yet another one. Given that I will kill a new one I decided against it. I walked out the door, got on my bike and headed for the school.
Time for some extra practice. Once again Applees was here before me. "How do you get here first? Steroids? Seriously you are here way too early" I hollered. "Nawt ma fault that yer so eager ta be late" Apples responded.
"Just for that you can do fifty push-ups, now" I commanded. One of these days I'm going to get fired for that, but hey its fun dealing out push ups. "Fine" She said. She got down and started the exercise.
"Apples I just remembered, I need a med form from you" I said. "Ah'll git it ta ya tomorra" Apples said. "Fair enough" I said. "So I heard you were a lesbo Apples is that true?" I asked. She blushed slightly. "An what if ah am?" Apples asked.
"I happen to know another dike" I told her. "Is it somepony otha than ya?" Apples asked. "Well there is Pinkie but other than her or I, not really" I said. "Ah thought ya were talkin bout yerself" Jackie said. "So did you know that your but looks nice from this angle" I said.
Apples stopped her push ups and kicked me square in the jaw. You'd think I'd learn. "Enough push ups, time for running" I said. "Very well tomcolt" Apples said. Isn't she special. "Sure enough hic" I countered. She just shot me a glare and started running down the track.
I had to think fast to catch up to the redneck. We ran and ran. Well she was always ahead of me but hey I can't complain, being a dike and all. Eventually we had to head to class because school started. I had a student council meeting today though.
I walked into the room and saw nopony. "Hey where is everypony" I said. Then Twilight came out from behind the door with Rarity. "Dash, there is a slight problem" Twilight said.
"What's the issue?" I asked. "You are the issue" Rarity said. "What?" I asked. "You heard right Dash, you have been coming close to tearing Pinkie to pieces, and you have creeped out the new student" Twilight said. "How have I done this egghead?" I asked. Insult intended. "You have been flirting with Applejack like she was a serving girl" Twilight said.
"Take that back!" I said. "I won't take back something that is true" Twilight said. "But it isn't true" I argued. "Sorry darling but it is, even ask Fluttershy" Rarity said. "You guys pestered Flutters too? You sick bastards" I yelled.
"All of this is your doing Dash, all you have to do is ether break up with Pinkie or leave Applejack alone" Twilight said. "I didn't think you could be so mean" I said. "I'm not the mean one here, and due to your decisions I actually was able to get the school board to suspend your council position, good bye Dash" Twilight said.
"Fine I take my leave" I said. Then I stomped my way out of the room. Was it true? Was I too cruel? No I have to keep on.
I went to art and it went rather quietly. Apples wasn't there for some reason. Guess she had something to do. Lunch was next!
I entered the room and sat at our normal table. When I got there Twilight shoved me off the bench. "What the hell Twi?!" I yelled. "Remember? Your statis is suspended so you can't sit at our table" Twilight said. "Fine I don't need you guys anyways" I said.
I walked over to a different table and started eating my lunch, when a group of idiots came along. "Hey its Rainbow Crash! AH hahahahaha, I heard she hit somepony. She'll never do anything right! She even got kicked out of the council. HAHAHAHAHA" They all laughed and made jokes at my expense.
I didn't do jack shit right. If this is what the world thinks I shall be headed off. I left the caf with tears running down my cheeks. This was embarrising.
I'm Rainbow Dash, not crash. That names stupid... but I did crash into somepony. No I will just live with this. Not good enough for council? No I'm not...
I ran to the roof of the school and stood there. Should I leave now? Even Twi and Rarity disrespected me. I was about to take a step when I heard voices. "Rainbow stop!" It was Pinkie.
"Please, don't listen to them. You're the most popular pony in the school! You can't do this" Pinkie said. "Sorry Pinks, gotta fly" I stepped off the roof. Never had I felt such a great rush. I closed my eyes and drifted.
When I woke up I saw emerald eyes on an orange face. "Look Rainbow, I may be strong an' ah did catch ya, but don' do that again please" Apples said. "Wait I'm not dead? Damn I thought you were gonna kiss me or somethin"I said. Then she dropped me. Yep not dead yet.
"One things for certain I didn't you'd kill yourself" Twilight said. "Get out of here Twi, I don't feel like speaking to you" I said angerly. "Fine, it can wait till later" Twi said. She slowly walked away after that. Pinkie saw me and sprinted over.
She kissed me and hugged me tightly. Guess she was worried. When she withdrew her almost monologue started. "Dashie don't do things like that! It scares me! If you did something like that then I would be all alone! If I was all..." she started. "Pinkie! I get it!" I said. "Ok geez" she said.
In the distance I saw Apples. Boy did she move far in such short notice. She had this sad look upon her face. She left quickly. Aw crap. "Pinkie there is something I need to take care of" I told Pinkie. "Ookie dokie lokie, as long as it isn't suicide" she said.
With that I burst after Apples. I didn't have an idea as to where she went, but fellow students were able to help. I finally found her crying in a corner. "Applejack what's wrong?" I asked.
"Twilight was right, you don't know how to treat a mare" She sobbed. I sighed. Once again Twilight Sparkhead did something against me. "Look Apples, I don't want to destroy Pinkie the party pony, making her suicidle. With Fluttershy's help I was going to break up with Pinkie" I said.
"Ta what? Date me far ya selfish reas'ns? Well buck ya too Dash" Apples said. "No that isn't it. Applejack you are hilarious, atheletic like myself, and are the most beautiful thing I have seen. Did I ever tell you the true reason why we crashed?" I asked.
"No ya didn'" Applejack said. "Well to tell the truth, I was attracted to you upon first sight, and I was a little distracted" I said. "Well Rainbow, ah didn't think you actually knew luve, ah figured ya wer' a pony that tapped anypony" Applejack said.
"Now Jackie do I really seem like that?" I asked. "Uh ya kinda do" She said. "Shut up" I replied. She just started laughing. "So what were you up to during art?" I asked. "That? Why ah'll tell ya later. "But I wanna know now!" I said. "Rainbow, ya sound like a foal" She said.
"I'm not a foal" I said. "Then ya can wait" she said. After that she left. Damn it I hate waiting. I met up with her in the next class and here's how things went. "Now?" "No". "Now?" "No". Well how about now?" "No". That was really annoying. We eventually got to gym.
Everypony laughed as we passed with our now?'s And no's. Gym went pretty similar to trig. Except we were doing exercizes while talking, not math problems.
Then came track. "So Apples how about now?" I asked. "No" she laughed. "Ok fine here's an order, tell me what kept you from art class"I demanded. "Well ah went to the doctors durin' school an ah got a med ferm while ah was at it" she said.
That's it? I pestered her all this time, thinking it was so important like the secret sex life of Apples but no it's just a doctors appointment? Celestia damn! "Wow Apples, so can I have that med form?" I asked. "Well sure" she said.
I took it and read it. Apples had no allergies and... her birthday was in a week. Ok maybe I did that to secretly learn her birthday, kill me if I'm too discreet in getting these things.
Anyways track went by fast and I went home happy. Tonight I have a toast to all I had acomplished. Cheating Death, Getting a birthday (another level up for me suckers), and well just plain living through the day.
Dash out.
Author's Note:Sorry for the ugly scenes with everypony hating on Dash. Otherwise thanks for reviews I love them, and they have inspired more progress on this story. One more thing all you bronies and regulars should think of, I will be putting up a poll for the knowledge of which story I should set as priority one. Stallion Of Two Sides or High School: Rainbow Style, otherwise remember to review for hasty chapters.