Well here is chapter 3, you know writing comedy is hard work and I'm not even sure if this chapter is that funny. Suggestions in your reviews are welcome, please enjoy and review.

Disclaimer: I do not own the Teen Titans, although that would be cool!

"My dearest Argent we are finally together." Speedy said as he kissed Argent again.

"Yes, finally my prince." Argent said kissing him back as the two continued to make out in the hall way. Meanwhile in the kitchen Kole fell into Red Star's waiting embrace and kissed him lightly on the check. Everywhere, each titan seemed to be making out with another one of there fellow titans, except Mas Y Menos who had just fallen in love with a Miley Cyrus poster.

"Well this is just disturbing." Bat Mite said.

"I fear the someone else has been tampering with the natural order!" Mr. Mxyzptlk exclaimed.

"Isn't that what we do?" Asked Larry

"It's not tampering with nature it's…helping." Mr. Mxyzptlk said hopefully.

"A thought strikes me!" Bat Mite said suddenly. "A thought so terrible that I almost dare not give it utterance."

"A love potion and one of Beast Boys pranks, there forces combined!" Mr. Mxyzptlk finished.

"Holy Heart Attack Larry could it be?!" Bat mite asked as he and Mr. Mxyzptlk turned towards Larry.

"What are you looking at me for?" Larry asked. Mr. Mxyzptlk was about to answer when Bat Mite hushed them.

"Here comes Beast Boy and Cyborg now!" he said.

"Man I can't believe we forgot about the gathering today!" Cyborg groaned as the two approached the door.

"Should we go in?" Beast Boy asked. "I mean the gas might still be in the air." He said worriedly.

"Naw, the gas would have dispersed quickly" Cyborg said as he punched in the last number in the code and walked in.

"It's worse than I though!" Beast Boy said stumbling backwards. "Kid Flash making out with Jinx!"

"Well come on B, that ones been kind of obvious." Cyborg said.

"True, true" Beast Boy said his voice back to normal rubbing his chin "Starfire and Aqualad!" he said his voice back in panic mode.

"Well some people actually write that pairing" Cyborg said.

"Rose and Bushido?!" Beast Boy yelled.

"Well now that is just…wait, Rose Wilson? Was she even in the show?" Cyborg asked puzzled.

"I don't know but that pairing freaks me right the…"

"Lets try to keep the rating at K+ okay?" Cyborg asked.

"Hey Sparky" Bumblebee said appearing seemingly out of nowhere and dragging Cyborg into the hall.

"Um Cy?" Beast Boy asked curiously.

"Go on ahead BB, I'll catch up with you later!" Cyborg called from around the corner.

"Just great, now I'm…" he began until Terra pulled him towards her and started to kiss him.

"Terra how did you?" he asked suddenly but Terra just shushed him and pulled him closer.

"You brought Terra back?!" Mr. Mxyzptlk asked Bat Mite who simply nodded "That's crazy, that's wrong, why would you do something as irresponsible as that?"

"Because it helps thicken the plot." Bat Mite answered calmly.

Meanwhile back in the tower. Raven walked out of her room and looked around. She had been in her room when the bombs had exploded and something had told her to stay there. Now as she walked out she saw the horror of what the bombs had done.

"What is going on here?" she asked Wonder girl who was busy kissing Hot Spot.

"Haven't you ever seen two people in love before?" Wonder girl asked quickly.

"Raven!" she heard a voice call to her from down the hall. Quickly she turned and saw Robin running towards her.

"Robin, what's going on?"

"I don't know" Robin said calmly "But don't worry I'll keep you safe." He said as he pulled her face closer to his. Quickly Raven slipped out of his grasp and ran down the hall.

"I should have seen that coming." She moaned as she tried to find a suitable hiding place. As she flew into Starfire's room she saw the perfect place and immediately dashed there.

"Okay! I know that someone's been doing these things on purpose, who are you!?" she shouted.

"You want to tell her?" Bat Mite asked.

"Meh, why not." Mr. Mxyzptlk answered and he snapped her fingers and appeared by Raven's side.

"Who are you?" Raven immediately asked.

"Call me Mr. Mxyzptlk!" he answered with a laugh.

"There you are!" Robin said as he looked under Starfire's bed. Raven was about to run again when Mr. Mxyzptlk snapped his fingers brining time to a halt.

"So you're behind this?" she snapped

"Me? Oh no, I would never create mischief on this small of a scale. But I do thank whoever did." Mr. Mxyzptlk chuckled.

"Then who created the explosion and earthquakes and released by emotions?" Raven said suspiciously. "Where are my emotions now?" she asked suddenly

"Right now they're searching for Robin." Mr. Mxyzptlk answered, "You've got a little crush on the boy don't you?" he asked motioning to the frozen Boy Wonder.

"Um no, we're just friends" Raven said like she meant it with a raised eyebrow.

"Well I'll take your word for it, but that's not what your diary said." Mr. Mxyzptlk grinned.

"You did what!" Raven screamed with an open mouth.

"Yes I've read all about how you think he's so adorable and how it was actually you who ate the last piece of Pizza in the fridge and how you like it when Red X flirts with you." Raven's eyes glowed as she shot a blast of dark energy at Mr. Mxyzptlk who simply snapped his fingers and made the blast vanish. "You can't win Darth, if you strike me down I will become more powerful than you can ever imagine." Mr. Mxyzptlk said simply.

"I don't have time for jokes!" Raven insisted "Tell me, how do I fix everyone?" Mr. Mxyzptlk smiled. "Will you do anything I say?" Raven looked over at Robin and sighed.

"What exactly do you want me to do and what exactly will you do in return?"

"Well for starters I'll restart time, return your emotions to your head and cure everyone of there love sickness." Mr. Mxyzptlk snickered "As for what you will have to do well, I get to take your dairy and publish it in my dimension!"

"That's it?" Raven asked.

"That's it." Mr. Mxyzptlk assured her.

"Deal" Raven said quickly in her normal gothic monotone. Mr. Mxyzptlk smiled snapped his fingers and suddenly there was a flash of light and everyone was back in the main titan's living room. The only thing that wasn't normal was that the couples were still kissing each other when the love potion effect wore off. Now there were a lot of words that were said but the most common one was.

"Ewwwwwww!"

"All you wanted was to publish the diary?" Bat Mite asked.

"Of course not," Mr. Mxyzptlk grinned "I lied" he said with a much more evil grin.

"My fortune says that I will never find true happiness and that the stars predict that I will wake up tomorrow, do a bunch of stuff and then go back to sleep!" Larry said suddenly.

"You're a Torres?" Bat Mite asked and Larry nodded, "So am I! What are you Mr. Mxyzptlk?"

"I don't believe in horoscopes, but I'm a Leo."

"Well then according to this now is not a good time to photocopy your but and stable it to your bosses face and you should eat a bucket of tuna flavored pudding and wash it down with a gallon of strawberry quick." Larry said glancing at the computer he had conjured out of thin air.

"You see that's why I don't read horoscopes." Mr. Mxyzptlk answered "They're just…stupid."

"Quote "Now you might find it inconceivable or at the least a bit unlikely that the relative position of the planets and the starts could have a special meaning or significance that exclusively applies to only you but let me give you my assurance that these forecast and predictions are all based on documented scientific evidence so you would have to be some kind of moron not to realize that everyone of them is absolutely true!" Bat Mite finished.

"And who exactly said that?" Mr. Mxyzptlk asked

"Um…I think it as Weird Al Yankovic." Bat Mite said

"Wow, we got way of track" Larry murmured as the chapter came to a close.

End of Chapter (Told Ya)

Okay, probably not the best chapter I've written which is why I need feedback. What can I do to make the story better? Please tell me so I can improve it.