Hello. Today we are going to talk about the dangers of peer pressure. PSYCH! Just kidding! Who really wants to hear about that?

To 91cookieluvahh99: Thanks for pointing that out. The real Chapter 3 should be posted now.

Disclaimer: I like Invader Zim. In fact, you might even say I'm obsessed with it. But I don't own it. T.T

Chapter 4: The night Master Went Insane

(GIR's P.O.V.)

"Master was just doin' stuff on his computer thingy in the lab. I was singing the Taco Song! It goes like this! Taco taco taco taco taco taco taco taco taco taco taco I like tacos!

"Then Master started screaming about something," I say.

'AHHH!! THE STUPIDITY RAY!! IT BURNS!! IT BURRNNNSSSS!!' Master scream.

" I look at master. He look funny. He screaming really loud. Blue light thingy makin him crazy!"

'GIR! HELP MEEEEEE!!'

"I make pancake with my head! It taste like Big Head boy's camera thingy!

"Master looked dizzy after the blue light thingy . He crazyyyyyy!"

'Duhhh…' he say.

'Hi Master!' I say.

'What is this master of which you speak? I am a mere Pork-Cow from the planet Jupiter!'

'Why do tacos taste so goooooood?'

'I like mooses and waffles!' Master say.

'I wish I had a piggy right now,' I say

'I know where there are lots of piggies! In the Magical Piggy Land of Piggies!'

'EEEEEEE!' I say.

'C'mon!'

"So then Master took Mr. Elevator down to the basement, I think."

'This no Land of Piggies!' I say.

'But I haven't shown it to you yet,' Crazy Master say.

'Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhh…'

"Then Master took me to this machine thingy. He push a magic button. Piggies start shooting all over the place! And waffles made of chocolate and bacon too! Master and I stayed up all night dancing and having waffle eatin' contests! I won! We dance until morning. Then Master started to act different again.

'Uuuugghh… HUH? GIR! What's going on here?'

'Master! You came back! I missed you!'

'GIR! Clean up this place! It's- BLARGH!'

"Master got really sick. The END!"

"GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!" Gaz screamed. "Security!"

Next Time: Why eating too much junk food can be bad for you.