Dedication: I dedicate this one to the fact that I think I'm writing a limey fanfic. . I didn't think I could do it, and not feel extremely dirty…of course it's not a lemon, so there you go. (It is rather limey, isn't it? Or am I just imagining things? Man and I wanted to explore new genres and themes! 6.6)
Disclaimer: I'm sorry if you really thought that I own Inuyasha, so I'm going to break this to you gently; I do not own Inuyasha™. Sorry to destroy the beautiful disillusion, but I do not own him. (Because, let's face it, if I own Inuyasha™ every episode would be based around Miroku--you've got to love him. ;)
Flashbacks and the LONG Ride Home
Miroku nibbled on the back of my ear and it sent tremors down my spine. I shivered in ecstasy, and rubbed myself against him. His gripped tightened around my waist, and he whispered huskily into the ear he had been tormenting a second ago; "Stop."
I laughed breathlessly, "Tired already?"
His breath was warm against my neck, and he laughed, sending another chill down my spine. "No, just give me a moment."
I rolled over and pressed myself against his chest, rejoicing in how muscular and sturdy it was against mine. He smiled down at me lovingly, and leaned down and softly pressed his lips against my forehead. Then he lowered his head, and pressed his lips against mine, and moaned as the kiss deepened.
I pulled away from him and looked at him strangely, he shrugged a shoulder. "At least I'm not screaming 'Oh Kami!'" He stated, and then kissed the top of my nose.
A grin spread over my face and I nestled myself into his arms. "Can we do this for awhile?" I whispered.
"Do what?"
"Hold each other."
He shifted, almost making me moan, and then quietly whispered, "Always."
I glared at driver, trying to forget what I had just remembered about the night before. I shivered—and not in pleasure this time—at the thought of his arms around me. What was I? Some kind of wanton? I'd been acting like I had actually wanted my newlywed husband touching me.
Oh Lord.
I glance at Miroku out of the corner of my eye, and then shook my head. I can't divorce him, that's the fact of the matter. Our marriage had been predestined since the beginning of time—how was I supposed to get my parents or anyone for that matter, to sign the divorce papers as witnesses? And it's not like we could get this annulled, I don't even know where we where last night.
I'm going to be married to this chum for the rest of my life.
On the plus side, I'm sure what happened last night will never happen again.
So why do I feel a little disappointed with that fact?
Wait, no I don't!
I am SO happy that I will never be intimate with Miroku again! In fact, I laugh about it, because it fills me up with such happiness! HAHAHAHA!
"Sango?"
I jumped at the sound of his voice, and whirled around to look at him—making sure to keep a tight hold on my towel. "What?"
He grimaced at my shrill tone, slightly clutching his head, and then his face melted into a serious look. "What are we to do about this union?"
What is he, on repeat?
"How's come I'm supposed to know?" I snapped, "You're twenty-three, and a genius why don't you come up with something?"
His eyes narrowed, "Fine, I've come up with the perfect plan of action then."
I was barely paying attention by now, my head felt like it was trying to break away from every other body part, and I was being to feel a little nauseated. "Oh yeah?" I murmured, staring out the window and trying to make my stomach feel better, "And what would that be?"
"We stay married."
I threw up all over the backseat.
"Another round over here." I murmured, looking up at the bartender, he gave me an odd look.
"Are you really sure that you're old enough to be drinking?" He asked, wiping down the inside of a glass.
I rolled my eyes, "Do you want to see my ID again?"
Okay, so it was a fake ID, but he didn't have to know that. It was an extremely well made fake, but counterfeit none the less. Besides, what's a year? I'm twenty now, and if I want to drown my sorrows into a shot glass, I think I should be allowed to.
He sighed, and poured me another drink. "Fine, but this is the last one lady."
I snorted, and then snatched the glass away from him, shooting him a glare. "Sure it is Mr. Man-Man; I think you're on some kind of power high." His jaw clenched, and he made his way to the other end of the bar. I smiled in satisfaction, and quickly drowned the shot of…whatever it was. I'd forgotten after a couple dozen of them.
I shook my head, and hissed through clenched teeth. "Burn baby, burn." I muttered beneath my breath, and then giggled.
"What's so funny Miss Sango?"
I froze at the sound of the obviously male voice, and then slowly turned around to see my enemy of twenty years.
"Miroku." I hissed, and then tried to figure out which of the quintuplets to yell at. I pointed at the far left one and cackled evilly, "I know you're the real one!" I hissed.
All five of him sighed and took a step up to me. "Miss Sango, perhaps you should call it a night."
"Nope." I stated, and then turned back around to the counter. "Bartender! Hit me with another…one of these little glasses." Miroku grabbed my arm, and I fought against him, "Let go of me you jerk!" I growled, trying to fling myself away from him.
I could hear him sigh again, and then he picked me up off the barstool, and threw me over a shoulder. "Come on Miss Sango, we're going home."
"No we're not! You don't live with me!"
He muttered something under his breath, and then shifted me over to his other shoulder. "Fine then, I sleep on your couch to make sure you make it through the night."
"You'd like that, wouldn't you?" I mocked, hitting his back as hard as I could.
Stupid idiot didn't even have the decency to flinch.
I growled again, and then stared down at the ground. "Miroku-san?"
"Yes?"
"Do you want to get married?"
I sat up in the seat, and glared at Miroku, who was grimacing, and trying to discreetly lower the window to let some air in. "It's your fault!" I screamed, and he looked at me like I was insane.
"My fault? I didn't exactly reach over and shove my finger down your throat."
I shook my head, and wiped my mouth with the towel, "No, it's your fault that we're married! You were sober when I asked you!"
He quirked an eyebrow, and then let his face fade into a lazy smile. "Beginning to remember more, Sango?"
If looks could kill, I'd be a widower by now. "Whatever, that doesn't change the fact that I was drunk and you were sober when we got married."
He shrugged, "You're correct, then it would be my entire fault." His smile broadened, "But you still have a ways to remember, so don't be so swift to lay blame on me Sango. You are familiar with what they say, aren't you, for it takes two to tango."
My mouth gaped open, and a new onslaught of memories overtook me.
A Note From Me: Hehehe, look who's leaving a cliffie! . Sorry about how long it took to update, I (hopefully) promise that the next chapter will have a faster update, and with any luck, be a little longer. . Thanks for all the lovely reviews!
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And with that folks, I bid you ado, for I must now sleep—seeing as I'm hyper, an insomniac, it's almost midnight, and I have school tomorrow. Thanks you all for reading! Now please review!