Lily was pooed out the next day. James pooed out his twin.
TO BE CONTINUED…
NOW!
James christened his poo/twin James.
James, the twin, is quite hot, in a dark mushy way.
Lily seems to think so, she did him this morning.
James found out and exclaimed surprisingly surprised in surprise that she was a scarlet woman.
She said "My hair is maroon not scarlet."
Ron heard that her hair was maroon because he had travelled back in time. He informed Lily that he hated maroon and she should die in a hole.
He had to dash –Hermione was waiting for him in the cage.
Fyunhubb is next in line for a go at James the twin.
Sirius concocted a shiny barrier so that she could not touch the piece of shit.
Literally.
Wasn't that a great metaphor, readers? Hehehehe.
And that's how Fyunhuhb and Sirius got together:
Fyunhuhb and Sirius spooned and gave birth to a spoon. Sirius got distracted by the shinyness and left Fyunhuhb.
TO BE CONTINUED…
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