*1 week later**Kaori's POV*
I woke up the next day to find Deidara fast asleep on my stomach. He was really cute and all, but I was hungry and I had to make breakfast for me and my roommate Devi. I gently pushed him off, but he was awake by the time I raised my arm.
"Morning Deidei. Why didn't you sleep with your brothers and sister?" I asked him in a baby voice. He cocked his head, jumped down from my bed and raced downstairs. I sighed.
Hopefully everyone else stayed in bed. That thing was expensive… I thought groggily as I walked downstairs into the kitchen, walking quietly past the guest room where Devi was. Even though Deidara was up, his family was still asleep, all sharing the bed together, except for Tobi, who seemed to have been kicked off. I smiled and scratched him on the head to wake him up.
"Wake up darling." I said. Tobi immediately got up and wagged his tail. His tail was right in front of Itachi's face, so he was whacking Itachi in the nose until Itachi woke up and bit his tail. Tobi whimpered and hid behind me.
"Aw, Itachi that wasn't nice!" I said, petting every one of them awake. They were a little slow, but still pretty hyperactive, so I had to put them outback so I could cook breakfast. I had just pulled the eggs out of the fridge when I heard Devi walk into the kitchen.
"Morning bitch." She yawned. I smiled. I know she called me bitch, but that is always how she greets me.
"Morning Devi. What do you want for breakfast?" I asked her. She slumped into her chair and looked at the dogs scratching at the door.
"Surprise me. Do you want me to let them in?"
"Yeah, go ahead." I answered, turning the stove on. I also pulled the bacon out of the fridge and started to open the package when Devi let the dogs in. They trampled over each as they ran inside, and started to crowd me in case some food fell over.
"Alright, get back you mutts!' I told them, trying not to trip over them. Devi started to laugh.
"Hey, don't drop the eggs!" she teased. I shot her a look.
"Thanks for the tip!" I said, cracking the eggs into a skillet. Devi walked over.
"Can I help?" She asked. I nodded.
"Yes please! If you could just get the- OW!"
"What?"
"Kakuzu-Bastard bit my ankle! Less food for him now!" I scolded at the little dog. The other puppies seemed to be smirking at him, which made hi, snarl a little bit.
"Man, him and Konan are really violent." Devi said, putting the bacon in the skillet to cook them. I started to stir the eggs around, nodding in agreement. I wasn't exactly sure why, but ever since Devi came to stay, Konan has been snarling whenever someone comes near Nagato. I wasn't sure why, but the little missy needed to get her act together. I heard the doorbell ring.
"Hey, Devi can you watch the eggs for a second? I need to get that." I said. Devi muttered a "yes" so I ran over the door to open it. Katara and Kurai waved at me when I answered it.
"Hey, we're here!" Kurai said, walking in. Katara fallowed her, holding a paper bag.
"What's in the bag?" I asked her. She smiled at me, brushing her blonde hair out of her face.
"Homemade doggie treats. I made some for the dogs, and I wanted to see if they like them." She said, placing the bag on the kitchen counter. I walked back over to the stove to finish the eggs, Deidara scratching at my leg. I knew he wanted something.
"No puppy! In a minute, okay?" I told him. He put his pointed ears down, and walked away. I know I should feel bad and give him some egg, but he does this every morning when I don't give him food right away. I took down some plates while Devi started to turn off the stove and putting the bacon and eggs next to me. I prepared the plates and served to everyone.
"So, what are we going to do today?" Devi asked, digging into the food. I shrugged.
"Well, maybe we could take the pups on another walk today." Kurai suggested. Katara shook her head.
"We have been walking them around the neighborhood everyday ever since we found them. Maybe we could swim today in your pool Kaori!"
"No, because last time we did that, it took forever to get the hair out, and Zetsu was so scared of the water he shit in it and Tobi almost drowned." I said. Katara pouted. She loved to swim.
"They opened up a new dog park up near the mall. Maybe we can leave the dogs there to play while we shop." Devi said. To be honest, a break from these little troublemakers was what I needed.
*10 minutes later*
"Alright, let's get in the car!" I called to the dogs from the garage. I opened the car door and let them all pile inside. I had to help Kisame get in (he may be energetic but he just can't jump that high) and then I got into the driver's seat of my convertible. The hood was down, the garage door was open, and I wanted to get on the road.
"So Devi, where did you say this dog park was?" I asked her. She was in the passenger seat, with Nagato in her lap ready to stick his head out. I could see Konan in the back seat bare her teeth a little, but she let it go.
"Over near the St. Matthews mall." She answered. I put the car in reverse, backing it out of the driveway. The silver paint shined as we backed out into the sunlight. After we left the driveway and I was ready to go forward Deidara hopped up front into my lap and put his tiny paws on the steering wheel.
"Aw, I think someone wants to help you drive!" Katara cooed. I scratched Deidara on his head, then put my hands back on the wheel and began to drive.
"Alright, let's get some music going!' Devi shouted as we entered the open road, turning on the radio and blasted the song Move Along by the All-American Rejects. Sasori began to howl, followed by the others, so my friends and I decided to howl as well. That would be a site to see, wouldn't it?
We were about 40 miles in. I had to stop at a red light right before the run into the mall area. I could see the dog park next to it, which was actually pretty small compared to the huge ass mall. When the light turned green, the jackass in front of me wouldn't move. Deidara pressed down on the horn.
"Deidara!" I yelled. The guy in front of me looked at me. Of course, Kurai and Devi pointed at me to make it look like I did, and Deidara ducked down so he wouldn't see me.
"Thanks a lot…" I muttered to them. The guy finally made his turn, but then the light turned red again.
"GOD DAMMIT!" I screamed really loud. The jackass laughed at me as he left, and I couldn't help but stick up my middle finger at him.
"Kaori!" Katara scolded, kicking my seat. I stuck my tongue out at her, waiting to go. I looked at my side mirror, ready to scream at Kurai for not watching them. I saw Tobi and Hidan scampering off into the direction of the mall, dodging the racing cars.
"HIDAN! TOBI!" I yelled, hoping they would obey and stay where they were on the other side. Tobi was turned around, but Hidan barked at him and they sped off into the mall. I was going to KILL those two. Nobody just ignores me like that, not even two adorable little puppies. I stepped on the gas pedal and raced forward to catch those two, but I heard the sirens of a cop behind me.
"Damn." I heard Kurai mutter. I glared at her through the rear view mirror as a fat ass cop came up to the car to speak to me.
"Miss, you do realize you drove through a red light and almost caused an accident, right?"
"Yeah yeah just give me the damn ticket." I said. The cop sighed and pulled out his ticket book.
*Tobi's POV* *But since he talks in 3rd person I'll write it the way he talks**Yeah I'm awesome*
Tobi and Hidan-san ran through the revolving doors of the mall place (but Hidan-san had to help Tobi because Tobi got stuck and kept running around in circles). Tobi looked around to see the stores and everything.
Wow, the mall is really big!
"Come on Tobi!" Hidan-san barked at me (that's funny, because we are dogs! Get it?) And he raced off into the crowd of people. Tobi ran after him and was able to catch up.
"Hidan-san, are you sure we should have ran away from Kaori-chan and the others?"
"Aw Tobi, come on now! Those bitches were just going to throw us into a damn dog park and then come into this place to shop for shit they won't even need! We are just having a little fun, okay?" Hidan said to Tobi. I decided to believe him, because Hidan-san would never lie to Tobi! Tobi fallowed Hidan-san further into the mall (Tobi doesn't know how people don't notice Tobi and Hidan-san walking through the mall!). Tobi could smell the pretzel stand giving warm, salty pretzel's to people who gave him green paper things that Kakuzu-san loves so much.
"Hidan-san, can Tobi get a pretzel?" Tobi asked Hidan. Hidan-san glared at Tobi.
"You baka, no we can't! They won't understand us and they would throw us out!" Hidan barked in Tobi's face. Tobi wanted to say something back, but then we were trampled over by a girl and a large man.
"CRESENTA GET BACK HERE!" Tobi heard the man yell. Tobi and Hidan-san watched for a moment as he chased the pretty girl into a cable store. The girl was holding something big too.
"Hidan-san, we have to help the pretty girl!" Tobi exclaimed. Tobi started to run to help, but Hidan-san bit Tobi's puppy tail. It was really hard too!
"Tobi-baka we will get caught! The bitch is on her own!" Tobi turned angrily to Hidan-san. Tobi doesn't like to be mean, but Hidan-san was being selfish!
"Tobi is helping the pretty girl!" Tobi said in his deep, but very scary, Madara voice. Hidan-san stepped back and let Tobi go. Tobi raced into the cable store and found the pretty girl in the back tangled up in TV cords. And Tobi knew it was her, because of her long black hair with the pale blue tips, and because she had emo bangs like Itachi-san! She looked at Tobi wither her pretty pale blue eyes.
"Hey puppy! Do you think you could help poor Miggs here?" she said to Tobi in a sweet voice. But Tobi thought her name was Cresenta! Tobi had to think for a second about what to do. He had to think- What would Deidara-senapi do?
"Come on dog, help me out here!" Mig-chan panicked, trying to pull out her electric guitar out from the cables as well. So that's what she was carrying! Tobi decided that senpai would try to at least help the pretty girl (because it's obvious he would do it for Kaori-chan!) and Tobi started to chew through the cables. He managed to get through one!
"That's right doggy, just keep going-" Mig-chan said, looking over at the big man chasing her. He looked like senpai when he gets mad at Tobi when Tobi uses his shampoo!
"You little bitch! I let you work for me, and you just steal one of my electric guitars!' He screamed, his face turning bright red. Tobi got through another cable, but he wasn't going fast enough to save Mig-chan in time!
"Keep going Tobi, I'll get him!" Tobi heard Hidan-san bark, his silver fur brushing past him as Hidan-san ran behind the large man. He bit his leg as hard as he could, and ripped of part of his pants. Ew, Tobi can see a bunch of blood!
"OW Why you little shit! Dogs aren't even supposed to be in the mall!" the man yelled, racing after the run-away Hidan. Tobi only had to bite through one more cable, and Mig-chan was free! She sat up and pet Tobi on the head.
"Aw, thank you little guy! I thought my manager was going to get me for sure if it wasn't for you and your puppy friend!" Mig-chan cooed, picking up Tobi and hiding him in her black jacket. It was very warm in there….
*Kaori's POV*
Stupid fat ass cop! I ran into the mall as fast as I could to find my missing pups. Devi, Kurai and Katara were right behind me, searching for our Tobi and Hidan. I glanced around, trying to find a person who wouldn't rat on us because our dogs got in- I already got in trouble with the cops once today! I looked over at the cable store and saw a girl walking out with an electric guitar. She had waist-length black hair with emoish looking bangs, tipped with a pale blue color. She was smiling, her sharp-looking blue eyes looking at something in her jacket. I ran over to talk to her.
"Excuse me I'm sorry to bother you, but I had two dogs that got loose in here! Have you seen them? One is a silvery white puppy with reddish-purple eyes, and the other is a small black puppy with an orange face and had black swirls going around his right eye?" I asked her really fast. She looked at me for a bit, and pulled a dog out of her jacket. Of course, it was my little Tobi.
"TOBI! You naughty pup! Oh my god, thank you!" I said to the girl. She smiled at me.
"No problem. This little guy, Tobi, actually saved me today." She said. I looked at her with curiosity.
"Really? How?"
"Well, you see this guitar?"
"Yeah. Do you play?"
"Well, yes, but that's not the point. My manager from the store was chasing me because I kinda just took it." I stared at her.
She steals? I saw her laugh at me.
"I didn't take it because I felt like it. I took it because I needed it for self-defense from my boss." She said. I nodded. Self-defense is important.
"Wait, why did you need to protect yourself from the boss?"
"Well, when your boss calls you into his office and pulls down his pants and asks you to come closer, what would you do?"
"…. Okay, first off, EW. And second, probably would have taken something to beat his ass with."
"I know right? By the way, my name is Cresenta Meagan Willis, but call me Miggs, kay?"
"Cool. I'm Kaori Misaki Satayoshi, but call me Kaori." I said, shaking her hand. Tobi jumped down from me and started to stand up against Miggs's legs.
"I think someone likes you…" I said. Miggs laughed.
"Well, he is adorable. By the way, I did see the other pup too."
"You did? Where is he?"
"Well, he bit my manager and ran away before the manager could catch him."
"Ah, so he could be anywhere. Nice." I said. Katara and Kaori ran by me, screaming. I looked at them, then at Devi who was right behind them with Hidan.
"Hey, I got the dog! Now run before the jackass finds his way out of the fountain!" She said, racing out of the mall back to my car with Hidan growling at her the whole way. Miggs and I looked at the fountain Devi was talking about. Okay, I don't know where she got the rope, but she tied up this really big guy and threw him into the fountain.
"Is that your manager?" I asked Miggs. She nodded, laughing at him as he struggled in the fountain. I nodded to her answer.
"Wanna hang out at my place for a while?" I asked.
"… Okay." She said, as we casually walked outside to my car, trying not to look to suspicious with Tobi trotting behind us.
Again, Miggs doesn't belong to me she belongs to aethenas desire. I want to thank you for Miggs and i hope you liked how she came in! I know it wasn't exactly how you wanted it, but this is the closest i could get to it! Remember, Kisame still doesn't have a OC pairing yet, and i can't go on much further without a girl for Kisame. Also, some of you are concerned about Konan being alone. Well, i'm working on it, so don't get to upset yet! Details will be in the next chapter.