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A/n: Following the structure of Sponsors, there will be twenty-four oneshots in total, in boy-girl order. I have included a description of the sponsor for those who have forgotten or haven't read Sponsors. Credit goes to healer96 and September Sorrows for the idea. Updates will be one a day (possibly twice if i run out of time) Thank you for the kind reviews and by all means, feel free to criticise. Enjoy!
4) Clove Dakin – District Two (Girl)Sponsor –a sexist man.
My wife finally believes me when I say I ain't sexist. And it's all down to that lass, Clove. I jus' keep talkin' about her when my wife gets mad and she calms down.
I have to say, she's pretty damn fierce with them knives. Maybe not as fierce as the lad but a damn sight scarier than any lass has the right to be. I don't reckon I wasted my money on her.
The screen is showin' her about to kill the lass from District 12. Actually, if Katniss didn't go round kissin' that lad, Peeta, I'd have thought she were a man too. But she ain't as scary as Clove, no sir.
The giant from District 11 shows up. He's shoutin' 'bout the little girl.
Wait!
Clove never killed that lass, Rue. Marvel did.
"Stop," I shout at the screen. "You got the wrong one."
The giant smashes his rock onto Clove's head.
"Dammit!"
"Calm down," my wife says. "It's only a game."
"But … but…" I splutter. "My money!"
"Hmm?"
I glare at her rebelliously. "I knew lasses were weak. I should've gone with the lad."