"No way"

"Please Lemon"

"No Jack the last time I attended something where she was there I got my hair pulled out" They walked into the elevator; Jack's hand was on the small of Liz's back as he guided her into the lift. Pressing the button to the 6th and 52nd floors he turned to face Liz and carry on persuading her to come with him to an event where his ex wife Bianca would be attending.

"Well you shouldn't have provoked her," those were the wrong words he could see from 2 things she did 1) glare at him and 2) she flung her hand towards him, hitting him on the arm. "Ow what was that for" there was the stare again, "please come."

"Uhhhh no."

"Fine then" he sung his hand and hit the emergency button halting the lift.

"Seriously, we're going to do this? I have work to do"

"Well agree then you can get on with it" he smirked

"Now you're blackmailing me, really?" she sighed but realised that the possibility of Jack letting her go without agreeing were slim "fine I'll go"

She watched his face light up as he gleamed at her "thank you thank you thank you!"

"Why are you so excited? I'm only attending" she used her fingers to make inverted commas and put on a weird voice "the biggest event of the year with you"

"Yes but I didn't want to go alone" he kissed her on the cheek and pressed the emergency button again making the elevator start again before it reached the 6th floor, "now go do that work you wanted to do"

As the day progressed, the only thing that was getting Liz through it was thought of being able to have a large pinot grigio or two.

After leaving work early to yet again to go dress shopping, (seriously, the amount of dresses in her wardrobe had gone up by about 70% since they had started dating) she picked a long navy dress, which fitted her curves, with a low cleavage and tied around her neck, she made sure that the straps were strong, after the last encounter with her she wanted to make sure that it wouldn't happen again. When she had finished getting ready she checked her phone, nothing. It was 7:30 now and there was no sign of him, sure if he arrived now he would be on time but he was always at least 5 minutes early.

She slipped on her shoes and slopped onto the sofa, after switching the TV on to an episode of top chef her phone began to ring on the coffee table in front of her.

"Hey, Liz I'm a bit late so I'll send a car over and I will meet you there, okay?"

Her face dropped "no, no, no don't leave me please don't leave me with her" she begged

"I'm not leaving you, I'm just going to be a bit late and if you want you can start my lobster, there's been rumours that's what is going to be served"

"Fine then." She scowled and sighed she had decided to make him suffer and throw a mini tantrum like Jenna or Tracy would. By the time the car had arrived Liz had already opened a pack of Sabor de Soledad, even though Jack had banned them and tried to make her eat healthier she couldn't help but pig out when ever Jack wasn't around. So replacing them back into a box under her bed she walked past the mirror and gave herself a small pep talk then pushing her shoulder back to give her more confidence (as she had seen in films) she left her apartment grabbing her clutch off the arm of the sofa and locked the door behind her.

After about and half an hour drive in silence she finally arrived at the mansion and got out the car unsteadily as her had heel dug in gravel unexpectedly when she walked. When she reached the steps leading up to the house, she was tempted to turn back and leave however she heard the car pull away.

"Stay calm, stay calm" she whispered to herself getting a weird look off the man on the door, when Liz reached room where everyone was she was immediately met by a man holding a tray of champagne who handed her one and walked away quickly on a hunt for another person without a full glass. Scanning the room when drinking there was no sign of Bianca and Liz began to relax a bit and made her way through the room past the band/ orchestra and over to a more quite part of the room where there wasn't many people and only one man handing out food. Sitting down on one of the tall stools she watched the entrance for Jack and Bianca. Taking a drink of champagne she swivelled round on the stool to see Jack strolling towards her with his arms open welcoming her for a hug. "Jack!" she swallowed the mouthful of champagne and her face lit up as she popped down off her stool and hugged him.

"You look beautiful by the way" he whispered in her ear making her blush.

As the event carried on Liz stayed close to his side and spent most of the night shaking hands and smiling while being introduced as 'Elizabeth, my new girlfriend' or 'Elizabeth Lemon, my current partner' to higher members of the company. When the evening had eventually finished Liz realised that she hadn't seen Bianca and it was quite fun (even though she only had one portion of lobster) she supposed it was better than working late. Just as they seemed to have reached the last group of people who they hadn't already talked to Liz whispered in Jack's ear that she need the toilet and would be back soon.

Moving through the small crowds of people she made her way through the room across to the bathrooms, when she reached the cream door she pushed it open cautiously to see two cubicles with cream and golden handles, pushing open the first one she shuffled into it and closed the door behind her just as the main door swung open and bounced off the wall, as another women walked in.

As this women walked in she let out a familiar scream which made Liz jump and freeze as she realised who it was. It was Bianca. She stopped screaming and started to rant about something which Liz couldn't quite hear until Bianca moved closer to the cubicle and started to speak a bit louder.

"I can't believe she came and with him as well, that bitch" and she screamed again "that only reason he wanted that divorce" and another scream, she signed and sniffed then brushed her dress down, meanwhile Liz was thinking how long she was going to be and if she should sit down but her thoughts were interrupted as Bianca tried to open the cubicle door.

"Oh sorry" she sniffed "are you okay in there?"

Liz froze once again and then decided to change her accent. "Yeah man" it came out in a broad Jamaican accent; she cringed when Bianca didn't respond. "Just a bit of trouble with my dress" it had started to turn into Irish like it had before. "Man" and back to Jamaican.

"Okay" and Bianca walked into the cubicle next to her and locked the door. Making her escape Liz ran out of the bathrooms and turned it into a power walk looking behind her every couple of seconds to make Bianca wasn't behind her. When she got to Jack he was standing by the door waiting for her.

"You took your time" he laughed before kissing her on the cheek

"We gotta get out of here" she whispered making Jack confused "I ran into your crazy ex wife"

"Did you?" he sounded surprised and moved his head to look at her head and dress, "but you seem fine, no hair is missing" he smirked "I said you would be fine"

"Ha." Liz replied flatly and began to explain "I hid in the cubicle and used a Jamaican accent" she tucked a piece of hair behind her ear and Jack slid his arm around her waist while laughing at imagining Liz doing a Jamaican accent. They walked out of the main room and Liz carried on looking behind her like she had a twitch.