Day 3 on AVATAR ISLAND!!
REWARD CHALLENGE TIME!!!!!! Get excited, it's time for the reward challenge! Should be funny, I've got a few gags up my sleeve…
Haru: Hey, look! Tree mail!
Toph: LOOK? I'm BLIND you insensitive jerk!
Haru: Oh, sorry.
Toph: What, now you're sorry, I DON'T NEED YOUR FRIKEN PITY, I CAN TAKE CARE OF MYSELF!!!!!!
Haru: Uhhh, why don't we read the tree mail?
Toph: READ? I'M FRIKEN BLIND, I CAN'T READ YA FRIKEN MORON!!!!
Haru: AAAAAH!! (currently having the crap beaten out of him)
Zuko: Cool! Tree mail! Yoink!
Katara: Ooh, what's it say?
Haru: HELP MEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!
Toph: GROAR!!!
Zuko: WOULD YOU TWO KEEP IT DOWN, I'M TRYING TA READ HERE!!!
Haru: gurgle…
Toph: Stupid prick…
Zuko: THANK YOU, okay, it says: Today there will be a reward challenge. Stuff will happen, be prepared.
Katara: Wow, I wonder what kind of stuff?
Me: (appears) Like I said before, stuff. Now if you'll just grab the rest of your tribe, I'll show you where to go for the challenge.
Katara: Whoa, where did you just come from?
Me: (pissed) I dunno, THE JUNGLE maybe?
Katara: oO um, why don't we just go and get the rest of our tribe ready?
Zuko: Yeah, I agree, pissed authors are just plain-ass creepy!
Zuko and Katara leave, which leaves Toph and J&S alone. (Along with a very passed-out Haru.)
Me: Soooo… you're blind, huh?
Toph: GRRRRRRRRRR!!!!
Katara and Zuko return with the rest of their tribe to find Toph has gone rabid…
Me: AHHH!!!
Toph: SNARL!!!!
Jet: Ummm, should we help her?
Zuko: Nah…
Me: CUT TO A FRIKEN COMMERCIAL!!!!!
Scuffling noises
WE ARE HAVING TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES AT THE MOMENT. PLEASE STAND BY…
Me: Okay, we're back! Sorry about the delay, we just had to put a wild animal on some sedatives…
Toph: I'll GeT Yuo EVeN if It's ThE LaSt tHiNg I DoOoooo… (faints)
Me: Okay, pick up your team-mates and let's go!
Later…
Zhao: What took you guys so long?
Me: Oh, nothing, Toph just went spastic and tried to kill Haru and Me.
Zhao: Oh… o-k then…
Azula: OH MY GOD, I BROKE A FRIKEN NAIL!!!!!111!!!
Zuko: Please tell me that's not my sister.
Aang: It sure is! What's wrong with her?
Zuko: Well… she's all weird and… kinda spasticated.
Azula: Grehehehehe, I'm going to use this stick of DOOOOM to kill the ping-pong man and control his army of WOLVERIIIIINOOOOSSS!!!!!!!
All: WTF?
Me: Maybe we should move on… well Bendernators, you'll notice that Mai was voted out in the last Tribal Council. Now, the reward for this callenge isssssssss…. (random drumroll plays) a FANTABULOUS SPA GETAWAY FOR ONE SURVIVOR AND THE PERSON OF THEIR CHOICE!!!!!!!!
All: (gasp)
Me: Yeah, you better be impressed, they took a chunk outta my pay cheque for this… you ask for a pay rise, but they're all like NOOOO, we can't do that, we gotta pay for the FRIKEN SPA GETAWAY, cheap bastards…
All: ………..
Me: Right! So, who wants to know what the challenge is?
All: ME!
Me: Well, the producers were pissed at Avatar Roku coz he ate all their snacks, so they catapulted him into a tree, and then they were all like, Hey, why don't we make this a challenge? We'll tell them to get him down, and whoever does will get the Spa getaway prize, and at the same time we'll slash our ALREADY UNDERPAID AUTHOR'S pay cheque!
Ty Lee: So, we have to get Roku down from a tree? Heh, no probs!
Me: Yeah, he's in that tree over there. (points)
All: (gasp)
Roku: Hello!
Iroh: Dude… why are you naked?
Roku: It got… hot…
Katara: EWWWWW!!!! Old man flab!
Zuko: MY EYES!!! They're on FIRE!!!!!!
Everyone: SCREEEEEEEAAAAAAAAMMM!!!!!
5 hours later…
Zuko: AHHHH!!! AAAAAAHHH!!! Aaaahh… Ah… ow, my throat hurts…
Zhao: So does mine.
Katara: Mine too.
Me: Yeah, well my ears hurt, now can you PLEASE get on with the challenge?
Zuko: Uh, no, in case you haven't noticed, that is a disgusting NAKED old man sitting in that tree, there is no WAY I am going near him.
Sokka: I second on that! Let's just not do this challenge.
Me: (getting pissed AGAIN) MY FRIKEN PAY CHEQUE WAS SLASHED FOR THIS FRIKEN REWARD CHALLENGE, so we are NOT LEAVING until someone HAS WON! IS THAT CLEAR??????
All: um… yes?
Me: GOOD! Now START GETTING HIM DOWN!
Ty Lee: I vote that Aang gets him down!
Aang: WHAT? Why me?
Ty Lee: BECAUSE, you little shat, YOU'RE the Avatar, and Roku is one of YOUR past lives, so you have dealt with his… nether regions before.
Aang: Well… I guess so…gulp…
Roku: COULD'JA HURRY UP? I'M CHAFING UP HERE!!!
All: (shudder as disturbing images roll through their minds)
Toph: Urk… (Wakes up) what's going on?
Katara: Oh, nothing much, we just found out that the challenge is to get a NAKED Avatar Roku down from a tree, and we've just spent the last five hours screaming from horror, and then the Author went spastic and now Aang is trying to save us all by getting Roku down.
Toph: Whoa…
Katara: Oh, and the reward is a Spa Getaway with the person of your choice.
Toph: Really? GO AANG!!! I BELIEVE IN YOU!!!
Aang: Toph… :) (takes deep breath and looks manly…ish) I'll save us! (jumps up the tree and gets Roku down)
All: YAY!!! … OH MAH GAWD, EWWWWWWW, NOT A PRETTY SIGHT!
Roku: Lataz, I'm outta here!
Aang: YAY, I won!
Me: Congrats! The flying bison is waiting to take you to your spa getaway, who do you want to go with you?
Aang: … :) Toph!
Toph: Oh Aang!
Zuko: Ehhh, why don't we leave and give these two some privacy?
Iroh: Yeah… and before Roku comes back…
(Shudder shudder)
Wow, that one was pretty long! So, whatcha think? Funny? Mildly amusing? Disgusting? Just plain-ass creepy? All of the above? Review so I can find out!
Till next time, cya!
jadeandsugar