Disclaimer: I don't own Buffy, or Rugrats.
AN: I know I said Halfrek was Anya's older sister in the first story, but Anya needs a mom and I really can't think of any better ideas. If you have any better suggestions, tell me and I'll change it.
On the plane ride, Willow, Tara, and Anya were watching the in-flight movie. Buffy and Xander were having a pretend battle with their toys. Buffy had an Angel action figure, while Xander had one of Angel's rival, Spike. Then, Xander accidently dropped Spike into the aisle.
"Oops" he shrugged, "I guess Spike thoughts he could fly." The Scoobies then heard a beeping sound, and turned to see a baby pressing a button. Soon after, the baby's mother, who had really only been in the bathroom, returned.
"Wow!" said Buffy, awestruck. "Press a button, get a Mommy!"
"I never sawed a Mommy button before" said Willow.
"Let's see what kind of Mommy your button gots for you Willow" said Anya, reaching for the button.
"I d-don't think that's a M-mommy button you guys" said Tara. "If there w-was such a th-thing as a mommy b-button, why didn't Buffy's D-daddy put one in the Angel W-wagon?" Anya just shrugged, and pushed the button anyway.
"Hey, I wanted to push the button Anyanka!" said Xander, annoyed.
"You want the button Alexander?" said Anya sweetly, before raising her voice. "You can't handle the button!" As a result of the button-pressing, a flight attendant approached, stepping on Spike.
"Oh look, a toy that was already broken" she said sarcastically. "Unfortunately, the union forbids me from picking it up. That's a job for your Mommy."
"Somebody got up on the wrong side of the bread" Xander frowned, glaring after the flight attendant as she left.
"Let's try again!" Anya reached for the button, undaunted.
"No!" cried Tara.
"Uh, let's not Anya" Willow agreed. "I think I'll just wait for the Bobfather to bring her, whenever that is..."
"Let's go ask her Willow" saaid Buffy, pointing at the entrance to the first class section. "She just sneakered behind that curtain over there."
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Cordelia was sitting in first class listening to music on her ipod, and repeatedly kicking the seat of the poor man in front of her, who eventually grabbed a paper bag and threw up. When the younger Scoobies reached Cordy, Buffy reached up and pulled the earphone cord from her cousin's ipod.
"Hey, what's the big idea?" she snapped.
"Hi Cordy" Willow smiled.
"Oh for feets sake" said Cordelia, annoyed. "Can't you see that this is the no dumb babies section?"
"Sorry Cordelia" Buffy apologised, "But Willow was kinda wondering when her new Mommy was coming."
"Uh.. I'm working on it" said Cordy, thinking of a way to twist the situation to her advantage. "And I almost had a good one, but then I got so tired I just had to sit down."
"Maybe y-you need a n-nap" said Tara.
"Or cookies" Cordelia grinned.
"Or cookies" Willow echoed, wanting to help get Cordelia whatever she needed if it meant she got a new mommy faster.
"And ice cream" Cordy added.
"And ice cream?" Tara frowned. Being slightly older than the rest of the Scoobies, Tara was a little more aware of when Cordy was just using them, and very much doubted whether the older girl really needed cookies and ice cream to find Willow a mother. She also very much doubted that Cordelia could find Willow a mother at all, but as she did not want to break her friend's heart, Tara said nothing.
"You can find them on that cart over there" Cordy smiled as she pointed, knowing that Willow had been reeled in.
"Be right back!" smiled Willow. "Come on, you guys." Buffy and Tara followed Willow, while Xander stayed behind with Anya, who was crawling around under the seat.
"Where are they going?" Anya frowned as she emerged, arms laden with 'treasures'. "There's heaps of great stuffs down here, like this hairy toothbrush, a 'tato chip.." Anya ate the chip while Xander looked under the seat himself, pulling out the barf bag of the man sitting in front of Cordy.
"Hey, somebody must have losted their lunch!"
"Yum!" Anya giggled. Nearby, with a boost from Tara and Buffy, Willow managed to climb up the cart, but accidently stepped on a brake lever as she did so, and the cart began to move. It crashed around the aisle, causing numerous bags of luggage to fall from the overhead compartments. Buffy and Tara ran along behind the cart trying to stop it, but it ws no use. The cart jerked, sending Willow flying through the air, landing in Cordelia's lap.
"ROSENBERG!" Cordy yelled angrily. Suddenly, oxygen masks dropped from the roof of the plane.
"Look, Xander" Anya smiled, taking one of the masks and putting it on her head. "Party hats!"
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The chaos caused by the Scoobies drew the attention of the flight attendant, who banished them from first class.
"Thanks a lot you dumb babies" Cordelia growled as they headed back to their seats. Anya was still wearing the oxygen mask on her head. Soon after, Joyce, Jessica, and Anya's mother Halfrek came to check on the children.
"Uh oh, I smell a ripey diapie!" said Jessica picking up Xander, while Halfrek scooped up Anya.
"Come on, sweetie" Joyce smiled, picking up Buffy. As all her friends, except for Tara of course, left with their mothers, Willow sighed sadly. She looked at Miss Kitty, the only thing she had of her own mother, and hugged the toy tighter, then snuggled closer to Tara, the only person who could have truly understood how she felt.
"I hope I get my new Mommy soon Tara" she whispered.
"Me too" Tara replied, wrapping a comforting arm around her friend. Willow was the one person Tara cared about more than anybody else in the whole world, and she wanted nothing more than for her to be happy.