Luna Lovegood and the Dark Lord's Diary

by The madness in me

Tom Riddle's plans fall through when Ginny Weasley loses his diary shortly after starting her first year and it is found by one Luna Lovegood. A series of bizarre conversations follow. Luna? - Yes Tom? - I've been giving this a lot of thought...and I believe you may be insane. (Not crack. I repeat, not crack ! Plot takes a few chapters to appear but it's there)

4. Nargels

Tom?

What now!?

Are you sure you've never seen a nargle?

If I say I have will you give the diary back to Ginny?

Have you?

Yes of course I have Luna. Who hasn't?

If you've seen one then what did it look like?

It..well...what do they look like to you?

You haven't have you?

No you ridiculous child, I have not seen one of your imaginary creatures! Give me back to Ginny!

What about a ruggy tree gnome?

No.

What about a...

NO!