I swear, it's really fun to make this since this involves one of my favourite Youtubers and Filthy Frank.
I understand about my shit writing, but I'm gonna try to think as the best I can.
Once again, I hope this goes on the Filthy Frank and H3H3Productions subreddit.
To all the Filthy Frank and H3H3 fans, what do you guys think of this fanfic? Leave your thoughts and reviews on the subreddt or the fanfic here!
Alright, let's continue on our weeaboo adventure with Papa Franku!
Magnolia Town
Day 2 (Still)
11:45pm
"Watch out!" Macao shouted as flying sharp objects (From the last chapter) started flying towards them. All of them dodged the objects, but they began to fly back on random directions. They made strange poses to protect themselves from getting impaled until after the fourth, whereas the sharp objects struck the houses between them. "Who is he!?"
"No, more like, what is he?" Max said as he used his Sand Magic to make a shield.
"He could be a runaway patient from a mental hospital," Wakaba readied his battle stance. "Let's take him down and bring him to a nearby hospital!"
"Mental hospital!? There's none of this here and the closest one is in Hargeon Town!" Macao responded and used his fire magic to counter the continuing flying objects sent by the man shouting 'Rasengan' and random 'Jutsu' words.
"R-Ras-Ra-Rasengan….Rosetta Stone…." The random human mumbled.
"Now!"
"Sand Slash!" Max unleashed his Sand Magic.
"Purple Rain!" Macao threw purple fireballs at the deranged human.
"Smoke Crush!" Wakaba unleashed his strong and powerful vape magic (Thanks to H3H3).
All of them combined in one into a three way Unison Raid flying straight towards the deranged man that was followed by a scream and an explosion.
The smoke filled the street with most of the residents starting to wake up from this sudden blast. The lights were turning on and many people were looking at outside to either see a huge smoke in the town or 3 wizards of Fairy Tail in front of the smoke, wondering what was going on.
"I think…..we killed him…." Max panted as the smoke slowly began to clear up and when he approached the man, he wasn't responding, but his body was absolutely clean. No scratches, no blood, no nothing….just clean. "I don't know what was that….but let's just get the hell out of here before more of these guys show up."
"Yeah," Macao and Wakaba nodded and the trio began to sprint to an empty and quiet street where everyone's asleep.
They're still in fucking Magnolia Town. That's the fucking anime cliché for fuck sake.
11:50pm
"Okay, I think we're in the clear," Macao panted heavily as he held his chest. "Damn…running at this age is very difficult…."
"I wish there was a magic that would make us age back to the young ages!" Wakaba complained as he panted as well.
"Quit complaining, at least we made it out of that weird thing throwing sharp objects at us," Max crossed his arms and inspected the street, it was empty like the rest and there were no people in sight, perfect for a romantic walk if you ask me. "Hey, this got me wondering….."
"What is it?" Macao asked the Sand wizard.
"Yesterday, Jet and Droy claimed that Warren wasn't around in his house and when he got to the hospital, he wasn't there, but today, we encountered a strange man that was walking around abnormally and threw stuff at us and whispered weird spells," He held his chin with an emotionless face. "Could it be that…..Warren got kidnapped by that thing?"
Macao and Wakaba stared at him then onto each other to gather their thoughts. They turned to Max and were about to speak when suddenly, they heard a strange noise from the alleyway beside them. The trio remained silent until they heard the noise, this time, it was a voice. Again, they remained silent and they heard the sound again. They stayed one last time and it was repeating the same thing from the third. The three of them all gritted their teeth at the sound, but not only that, they can feel magic coming from that direction.
"Could it be that same person from earlier?" Wakaba cracked his knuckles. "If it is, I can't wait to kick his ass!"
"Now you're acting like Natsu!" Macao teased him.
"Shut up! Let's go!" The trio entered the alleyway, but ignored the fact that one of the trash cans were toppled and on the floor. When they got there, there was nothing.
"There's nothing here…." Max kicked a can in frustration. "Damn it!"
"Wait," Wakaba approached the corner and kneeled down. He peered his 'eyes' at the ground and touched it. It was ashes. "These ashes were never here the last time I went hide from a couple of robbers…no…..it can't be…."
"ORE WA O CHIN CHIN DAISUKI NANDAYO," A crow-like voice rang the ears of the trio.
"What was that!?" Macao moved to his battle stance.
"ORE WA….O CHIN CHIN DAISUKI NANDAYO," The voice started getting closer and it was coming from the alleyway.
"Who goes there!?" Max shouted out and the voice revealed itself. It was a man dressed in a black unitard covering its entire body except for his face and hands. The man made several seizure like moves and kept on sticking his tongue out. "What the hell is that!?"
"ORE WA….O CHIN CHIN DAISUKI NANDAYO (Lmao, I'm not a fucking 'that', you fucking ass)," It said.
"That language…..it's something I never heard of before…." Wakaba and the rest stared at it in fear and battle ready. "Whatever it is….it's dangerous."
"Could it be the one that got Warren missing?" Macao wondered as he let out a fireball flying towards the enemy that laid no effect. "Damn it! What the hell is going on here!?"
"We need to warn the others, but this bastard is in the way!" Max gritted his teeth as the man in black crawled around. It turned around and did some kind of squatting stance and fired lasers that are flying straight towards them. "Look out!"
The trio dodged and just behind them were small gaping holes on one of the buildings.
"Just who the hell is this guy!?" The trio turned to the man in the black outfit, who was back to crawling again. "Who the hell are you!?"
"ORE WA…..O CHIN CHIN DAISUKI NANDAYO, OHOWHOW, (You can't understand my language, yet you're asking for my name, lol)," It responded. "Ore wa o chin chin daisuki nandayo (I'll just take you to the Ratchet Realm, you ass)."
The man in black unitard raised his right hand.
"What is he doing!?" Wakaba used his smoke magic to attack the creature.
"I don't know, but don't let him snap his fingers!" Macao turned his head to Max. "Max! Get out of here! Warn the others and tell them what's going on!"
"B-But Macao! I can't let—" Max turned his head when the man in black unitard was close to snapping his fingers. Left with no choice, he immediately turned himself into sand and used full speed to get away from there by climbing the wall. As he got out, he no longer heard the explosions and voices of Macao and Wakaba. "Damn it! I need to get to my house and warn everybody tomorrow morning!"
Alleyway
"Ore wa….o chin chin daisuki nandayo (Shit, I let him get away)," Chin Chin crawled around and looked at the clothes of the white coat of Macao and the brown jacket of Wakaba. "Ore wa o chin chin daisuki nandayo (But that doesn't matter….). ORE WA…..O CHIN CHIN DAISUKI NANDAYO (The Chromosome Invasion is about to begin! Come my minions!"
Chin Chin snapped his fingers and there summoned were his henchmen and minions, including Plastic Pinocchio.
"Ey yo, Chin Chin, we bout to do this shit?" Plastic Pinocchio moved his head around.
"Ore wa o chin chin daisuki nandayo (Yes, you fucking retard)," Chin Chin replied. "Ore wa o chin chin daisuki nandayo (We need to gather the citizens of this world and make them our minions). Ore wa o chin chin daisuki nandayo (But we must attack this town first and then we can focus on the rest.)"
"Aight, let's fucking do this," Plastic Pinocchio turned his head to the other henchmen. "Make a fog cause we gonna be taking everybody secretly and shit."
"Yes sir," The henchmen said in unison and formed a Satanic pentagram ritual (Note: I'm doing this all in good fun. I hope none of you got offended, even a bit.) in a group of 5 people.
New York City, USA/Realm 6.2
Filthy Frank's apartment
3:28pm
"Alright! Max, iDubbbtz, everyone! Listen up!" Everyone turned their head to Frank. "Pink Guy told me a lot of shit is going on in one of the anime worlds!"
Pink Guy nodded with a grin on his face and played with a bunch of balls.
"NYEEEES (And fucking Chin Chin is in one of them too)," Salamander Man said while rubbing his nipples.
"HAHA! Fuck, ah shit, we have to go to the fucking anime world?" Max asked as he and Pookie dug on the box of weapons.
"NYEEEES (Yes, you fucking homo)," Salamander Man responded and stuck his tongue out.
"Be ready, you fucking weeaboos, we're packing and equipping some shit! We're leaving at 7:30pm! Lemon Head!" Frank shouted out and his friend, Lemon Head, showed up. "Bring many lemons as you can, this is gonna be one fucking ride."
Hey guys! Sorry for the late chapter, I was busy with making a new Fairy Tail fanfic (Which will be released by this week) and I'm currently updating my Mahouka story, which is 3 out of 8 chapters updated, but I'm working on chapter 4, so I'll take a very long while to do so.
Anyway, I have a question, what weapons do you think that the Filthy Frank team should hold? Here are the members who are going there:
Filthy Frank
MaxMoeFoe
iDubbbzTV
Pink Guy
Salamander Man
Pookie
Safari Man
Prometheus (He doesn't need a weapon since he has trash cans, but I put him since he's joining)
Anything4Views
Lemon Head
The Shaman
HowToBasic
H3H3Productions and his wife (They were in chapter 2, but don't worry, future shit going ahead)
PewDiePie? MAKE HIM SEE THIS…..or not, but don't worry, we'll see)
Brock Lee
Filthy Frank team total: 15 (or 16 if I should accept PewDiePie)
To those wondering of Red Dick, he is no longer with us (No, the actor didn't die)
Be noted that this takes place before the "I HATE VEGANS" video. If you didn't watch it, I recommend you watch the Filthy Frank Lore Movie or the video itself.
Alright, I hope you guys enjoyed this story and as always, I'll be seeing you….in the next chapter!
Bye!