Hi, I changed some things; first, I'm using quotation marks from now on. It's easier to read like that, ain't it? Someone suggested it. Second, apparently, writing: "…" Said Diana, is wrong. At least everyone seems to do it the other way round: "…" Diana said. My English is almost entirely empiric.

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"Ummm…O'Neil, Ursula sensei aand…Yanson."

"Wow…Uh...Bed, behead and wed."

"Really? O'Neil over sensei?"

"Yeah, I mean. She can be an asshole sometimes. But she has her own charm, I think."

"…Guess that's true. What do you think Diana?"

Ah. Please, don't. "I'm afraid I don't see the objective of this 'game' of yours. Why would you have to force yourself in such a way?" Where does Hannah get such ideas from?

"Well. That's the point Diana. You could detest the three of them but, you only have one spot in each option." Hannah said.

"Sorry. If you don't want to play it's fine." Barbara said. Thanks. "Anyway, It's your turn Hannah."

"Okay, let's see…Frank, Diana-" Ah. Now I'm an option. "-and Avery." Hannah said. It's not like I find their company bothersome, but right now I am not in the disposal for silly games. The way from my room to the classroom never seemed so long.

"Okay. Behead, bed and wed." Barbara said.

"Such a secure answer! But…I think Avery's hotter than Diana." Hannah said. Saying the last phrase instinctively. "Ah…P-Please don't take it the wrong way Diana. It's just…taste?" Finishing with an apologetic smile.

"I couldn't care less." I answered.

"You think Avery's hot?" Barbara said defiantly.

"Hm? Yeah, kinda." Answered a confused Hannah.

"…I see. Hmpf. Your turn." Said Barbara averting her gaze from Hannah. Did this turn into an fight without me noticing?

"Oh? Oh! Don't tell me youre je-!" Said Hannah giggling. "Hah…I can't believe you. Then, Finneran sensei, Pisces sensei and…ME!" What is going on here?

"Wh-Hannah!" Barbara widened her eyes in surprise, glancing back at me as if picking up for any reaction. "What's wrong with you, besides, with such options…you know what the answer will be."

"Oh? I don't know!" Hannah answered in a haughty manner and with a wide grin on her face whilst poking Barbara's arm. "Answer me, heey!" More often than not, these two get into their own world and start acting this way. I first noticed it a year ago or so.

"I'm not going to tell you something so obvious. Just imagine doing it with a fish…or Finneran sensei…Ugh." Barbara said, shivering at the last tought. Ah, were finally in the classroom. I wonder if she's already here. I peeked from the door searching for any hint of Akko's gang. All I saw was O'Neil in a rather uncomfortable position, not for her but for the victim of her usual skinship. The grumpy expression of the German girl was not enough to repel the taller girl. Not even the little machine commanding 'Release. Last warning. Release.'.

"Ugh…yeah." Hannah answered scrunching her nose. "What I wanna know is, would you marry me or fuc-"

"Hey! I'm going to wash your mouth with a sponge!" Barbara quickly interrupted.

"A wire one." Added Manvabaran. What? "Excuse us. Are y'all just gonna stay there in the doorway?" Ah. They're here. Crap. What should I say? Maybe I should refrain from making any commentary concerning this morning events. "Diana."

"Y-Yes?" Ah. Were still standing right in the middle of the doorway.

"Feeling like yourself again?" The purple haired girl added. I glared at her. She shares half of the responsibility for what happened. Yes. I remember it. Everything. Clearly.

"Not thanks to you…" No, I have to keep myself composed. "I suppose you had a very repairing rest, Miss Manvabaran." Eventually she will take responsibility for her actions. "Good morning, Miss Yanson, Akko."

"And I suppose you got rid of all your…sexual tension. Miss Canvendish" She answered, mimicking what I suppose is me. Just, a lot funnier, apparently.

"Sucy, enough…morning Diana. Really, you can just call us Sucy and Lotte." Greeted Mis-…Lotte.

"Mornin'." Akko answered shyly.

"Sexual…what are you talking about?" Hannah said. I forgot they were here.

"N-Nothing, it's jus-" I said before being interrupted.

"Oh, wow. To think you're her best friends, and you don't know." Ah. This girl is just causing me more trouble. "You, see-" Ah. No, I have to stop her. "Apparently, a girl in this school, has-"

"I-It's enough, let's all get into the classroom. The teacher will be arriving soon." I desperately said.

"Oh. Don't mind us, go take a seat." Sucy said brushing me off without blinking. "Apparently, a girl in this school has stolen Diana's heart. Or her lonely nights, at least."

Crap. Hannah's and Barbara's faces are filled with surprise. "I-I don't know what you're talking about." Crap. That wouldn't convince even a child. "You don't have to believ-"

"Girls! What are you all doing planted in the middle on the entrance! Get inside already." Badcock sensei said earning a not at all cute yelp from Akko.

Crap.

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What should I say? 'Oh, y'see. She just left after the effects disappeared.' Or, 'I gave her a good punch on the nape and she came back to normal. She totally didn't try to do something like…kiss me?' Ughhh. I'm giving this too much tought. I'm just gonna tell them, I mean, it's something really like, private so Sucy should make use of the tact I know…I think she has.

*Creak* Are they still asleep? I should be able to rest for a while too-

"Hey, how did it go? Is she back to normal?" Sucy said, lifting her body with her elbows.

"Didn't you say you needed to sleep for a little more?" I said cheerless.

"I do. But, when I started to think the things Diana could do in that state, I just couldn't fall asleep." Sucy said. You've gotta be kidding.

"Honestly, I was too worried to sleep to." Lotte said peeking from her bed.

"So there was no actual need for me to go out there to risk my life, my opportunity to graduate and my chastity?" I said. I'm too awake now too. I'm not even gonna try to get a sleep.

"Where does the threat to your chastity comes from?" Sucy said. Screw it, I'm just gonna spill it.

"She kissed me, like, really, kissed me." I said. It's actually pretty embarrassing to say it out loud.

"Wh-that's." Lotte said, covering her mouth with one hand and her cheeks turning pink.

"…She did? So…she was actually after your butt?" Sucy said, not really amused.

"I told you! That potion probably just melted some fusibles in Diana's brain." I said. "If anything, she's gonna be really mad at uuus." I finished pointing at both, Sucy and myself.

"But then, the most probable result would have been…I don't know, eating her own snot, or start to spit nonsense stuff. To do something as specific as being affective to you, I think the potion worked just fine." Sucy said, wrapping herself back with her blankets.

"Oh my god, if she actually likes you…" Sucy said, imagining god knows what. "You two would do such a cute couple!" She finished, her eyes glimmering.

"Wh-…we would?...A-Anyway, just a moment ago you were laughing your ass off at 'Diakko', and, really, it's not funny at all!" I said. Sometimes I don't get this girl.

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Okay. So, I was taking a look at the first chapter and I think the 'mood' of the story, or the writing itself has changed a bit. For good I hope. Remember this story takes place even after Diana and Akko went to Diana's house, I can't recall which episode it was. Honestly, after watching the end of the anime I just felt like throwing this story right into the trash, after watching Diana and Akko finish the anime in such good terms.

In case you didn't get it, the part in italics takes part right after the last chapter.

And yes. HannahxBarbara is starting. I like them a lot too.