Summary: We all have demons inside us. It was just that ours were so similar that drew us together. SasuNaru AU

Warning: Swearing in this chapter.

Disclaimer: Sadly...no. *cries*

"talking"

'thinking'

/Flashback/

[Talking in head]

Sasuke sighed in relief as the cold air blew against his face, waking his senses. He had finally escaped his room with limited contact with its other occupant. He was free to roam the campus.

Mostly.

"OMG! Sasuke? You're really here?"

"Take me, Sasuke!"

"You're soooooo dreamy!"

The desperate girls scrambled after him, vying for his attention. The raven tried not to wince as the high pitched squeals hit his ears.

'Stupid fangirls.'

He continued onward, mentally planning his escape and ignoring the incoming horde of banshees. He was used to this unwanted attention so keeping his composure was easy. All he had to do was chant his mantra over and over in his head.

'Just keep walking. Just. Keep. Walking.'

He grinded his teeth as he continued towards the school, receiving jealous and lusty stares as he walked blindly into a random building. He opened the nearest door and quickly shut it before anyone else could make it inside making sure to lock it shut before sighing in relief.

"Nice to see you, otouto."

The younger boy whipped around in surprise, recognizing the all to familiar voice. Sasuke could feel the smirk seeping through the words. He walked blindly in the door before coming face to face with his older look-a-like. He frowned.

"Niisan?"

The elder Uchiha chuckled, amusement spread across his features.

"I never expected to run into you so soon. What has brought you here?"

A loud thud was heard followed by a muffed scream of "I love you, Sasuke!" as Sasuke's bangs fell over his face, hatred lacing his voice.

"Fangirls."

Naruto stood in the middle of the food court looking around. His stomach rumbled for breakfast and he absentmindedly reached down to rub it.

"There, there, Mr. Tummy! I'll find you some food!"

He scanned the vendor titles from afar, searching for his beloved goddess.

Ramen.

"Where the hell would it be!"

He squinted his eyes in frustration as sweat began to form on his temple. A hand suddenly appeared around his shoulders and Naruto let out a startled scream. Kiba fell on the floor laughing.

"Dude! Chill!"

He fell into another fit of laughter.

"Y-you should've seen the look on…on y-your face!"

Naruto pouted, obviously not amused.

"Not funny."

Kiba ran out of steam and wiped a tear out the corner of his eye.

"Ah! Priceless!"

A mysterious figure floated over behind Kiba.

"What's so funny?"

Naruto sweatdropped.

"Uh…Kiba? Who's this?"

Kiba turned around and smiled.

"This is Shino. He's my roommate."

Naruto gave his famous smile and reached out to shake his hand, only to be left hanging.

"Eh…nice to meet you! I'm Naruto!"

Shino stood there blankly. Kiba leaned forward to Naruto's ear.

"He doesn't talk much. He's mostly quiet."

Naruto puffed his cheeked out.

"Lucky. I got Mr. Stick-up-my-ass."

Kiba laughed at his new found partner in crime's misfortune.. Naruto glared…or at least tried to until his stomach growled in protest of being forgotten and empty.

"Ne, Kiba? Let's get breakfast. I'm starved."

Kiba grabbed Naruto by the shoulder and the trio made their way around the cafeteria, completely oblivious to the figures watching them from the shadows.

A fiery redhead sat in the corner of the cafeteria, his eyes fixated on a figure watching in the shadows.

"I don't like the way he is looking at him one bit."

A frowned marred his features as he huffily threw himself into his chair. His companion shook his head in distaste as he looked in the same direction. He knew exactly what his friend was talking about. The "enemy" was no lot to mess with. They were handsome, cunning, dangerous, and unbearably horny.

A deadly combination.

"Don't start a scene, Kyuubi. It's their first day, and I don't think Naruto would appreciate it much if you started something."

The aforementioned Kyuubi sighed in defeat.

"You're right, Shukaku, but I don't like the way this is heading. He's my baby brother."

Shukaku stared blankly.

'Great…he's getting all soft."

"I'm sure he can take care of himself. I mean, he's here, isn't he?"

Kyuubi nodded.

"Yeah, you're right. I just think he's too naïve. He is a blond after all."

Naruto sat in the back of the classroom eating his ramen. The teacher was late and the rest of the class was going wild, save for the quiet ones and a certain pair of eyes that seemed to burn the back of his head. Naruto paused mid-bite and looked back only to be met with a smoldering pair of eyes.

"N-nani!"

The raven behind him smirked.

"What's wrong, Uzumaki?"

Naruto stood up and dropped his ramen, pointing an accusing finger at the indifferent boy before him.

"CREEPER!"

Sasuke's eye twitched as he ignored the urge to slap the dobe. All eyes had turned on him and Naruto couldn't help but turn red. Sasuke's smirked returned full force.

"Usuratonkatchi."

Naruto's anger grew.

"Teme!"

The teacher chose that moment to walk in, cheerful and completely oblivious to the scene forming in his classroom.

"Good morning class!"

His eye turned up into a little U as the class took in his disheveled appearance and messy hair.

"What the hell happened to you! You look like you took a tumble!"

A perverted smile appeared under Kakashi's mask.

"I guess you could say that."

The less oblivious teens in the class caught on and sported expressions ranging from blushes to disgust while Naruto mumbled a clueless reply.

"You'd think a teacher would be more careful."

Sasuke smirked in all his kingly glory behind him.

'Guess he really is a blonde. This...should be interesting…'

Yes, these have been kinda short, but I'm on vacation and don't have much time and with all these pills I'm on for headaches and concussions, my thinking is not so straight. I love a pervy Sasuke and I'm thinking about some ItaKyu as well. Review with other pairings you like. More characters will be brought up, but I need some ideas on how they will meet. Iruka will be brought in soon so there will be slight KakaIru and plenty of hints at it.

Please review and I will try to update faster! I get email on my phone so I can see them all and get more inspiration so I can sneak away and type more up!

~Mika