18 years later…
Harry Potter was a slytherin boy who never knew his parents, but went out with the coolest guy at school, Draco Malfoy. Draco was only the coolest guy at school because he was a Malfoy, which is saying a lot of things already. However, Harry Potter was extremely poor and ugly, and had to hide these facts from Draco with much clever lying and a constant dose of polyjuice potion when he was around Draco. He took his polyjuice potion from his cousin, Dudley, who was an extremely dashing muggle. It was his last year at Hogwarts and he was still a virgin. Harry usually wondered if he was the only last-year that was still a virgin, because students there were encouraged to fuck. Dumbledore frequently visited the dorms of the various houses naked, causing the rather popular ones to dash into the nearest toilet to relieve himself through the mouth, or offering the rather desperate ones to have a chance to prove themselves. Harry was still a virgin because it would always take him more than an hour to come, and, of course, he couldn't sip polyjuice potion during sex, so he never took the risk of some one discovering out his ugly self. After all, Draco would definitely dump him in a second if he ever found out what an ugly little shit Harry actually was. Harry sat where he always sat in the great hall, next to Draco. Dumbledore quietened down the students and then asked for two volunteers to fuck in the middle of the hall, supported by a levitating charm while he continued his speech. Two willing males would be nice, he added. Harry chuckled to himself. Dumbledore always provided such a nice opening ceremony for the year ones. He remembered when he first entered the school. No one was proud enough to volunteer, so Dumbledore forced his slave, Professor Snape to rape Umbridge, the current squib janitor at the school. Not a very pretty sight, but amusing nonetheless. Snapping back into reality, Harry found Draco volunteering himself and Harry. He panicked. He had already finished his current supply of polyjuice potion half an hour ago! Dumbledore's speeches usually took a full hour! As Draco pulled Harry gently off the bench and the rest of the school cheered, Harry felt the colour drain from his face. What should he do?