Chapter 4: Red Shirt Madness:

Author's Note: I hope you all enjoy this new chapter as much as I did. I don't own Q or Star Trek.

Kirk couldn't believe just how dangerous everyday was when he was wearing red. Somehow he almost had died from starting a fire from making a salad. The crew wasn't fairing any better. Q was quickly getting annoyed with saving certain crew members of the Enterprise from stupid circumstances, but it was worth it to him to see them get themselves into trouble. Spock seemed to have the most trouble out of anyone as unexpected things began to happen whenever he was around. Every time Chekov said Russia something would almost crush him. Scott had to work without sleep for days to keep the engine from suddenly exploding. For Uhura, everyday was the same as it always was. Somehow she always managed to stay out of trouble. McCoy had to work twice as hard as people were constantly in and out of Sick Bay. It was a dangerous chaos on the Enterprise, but thankfully Q made sure that nobody died. Soon, Kirk got annoyed with having to avoid things like going on away missions and began to worry that something bad will happen to him or someone else if he didn't stop Q now.

"Q!" Kirk yelled.

Q appeared, "Yes?"

"Return us to normal colors." Kirk ordered.

"Oh no. Not until you entertain me."

"This isn't a game Q!"

"Yes, it is." Q said before disappearing.

"Captain, perhaps the only logical way out of this is to make Q disinterested in us." Spock stated.

"What do you have in mind, Spock?"

"We ignore him. We do nothing that will entertain him. We change our shirts so he cannot watch us almost get hurt. We do everything we can to make him bored with us."

"Yeh, that can work."

So for the next few days on the Enterprise, everything was uneventful. Whenever Q appeared on the Enterprise, everyone ignored him completely and pretended as if he wasn't there.

"You know captain. This annoying game isn't going to work." Q said to Captain Kirk one day.

Kirk ignored him.

"You know I bet you I can make you speak to me. Just you watch." Q said before snapping his fingers and disappearing.

Q began to plan. He had to make the crew of the Enterprise entertain him by any means possible.

Author's Note: Ha ha Q. Review and see what Q will do to get them to notice him.