MARIO'S HOUSE
Mario: What do we do now?
Merlon: We look for another source of power that's powerfull enough to stop that dictator guy.
Goombella: In the last Paper Mario Chronicles, I made myself appear and give me a star-rod because I knew I would later fullfill that destiny. So...
Merlon: No more star rods! If you create another one, then it might fall into the hands of Bowser.
Bowser: Hey, Goombella, you can fall into the hands of me too if you want, if you know what I mean.
Goombella: Ew! No I ain't Lesbo!
Bowser: Well I was standin' right here when I heard you say te' secret to making a new star-rod!
Another Bowser appeared.
Bowser: Whoah! Who're you?
Future Bowser: I'm you from ten minutes from now.
Bowser: No way! You sure look handsome though.
Future Bowser: We are sexy!
Bowser: We are sexy b****es! Yes!
Future Bowser created a star-rod using the star-rod he had and gave it to Bowser. Bowser used his star-rod to warp ten minutes ago. So when Bowser left to ten minutes ago and all was left but Future Bowser, and no other Bowsers. Then that would make Future Bowser, Bowser. Did I say Bowser so many times that Bowser lost it's Bowser meaning? I hate when that happens with words... I:(
Bowser: I will rule the world!
Mario: I'll kick him in the nuts!
Mario kicked Bowser. Bowser was unaffected. Mario tryed again.
Mario: What the heck?
Mario tryed again.
Mario: Apparently, girls don't have nuts.
Goombella: You didn't know that? Didn't you go to school?
Mario: I dropped out after the first day! Stupid Mario's Early Years school!
Goombella: Didn't your parents give you that, talk?
Mario: I was raised by Yoshi.
Goombella: Did anyone ever tell you?
Mario: No.
Goombella: Didn't you ever have sex before?
Mario: Umm... yes. Oh yeah, now I remember that girls don't have nuts. I learned that when I had sex with that one chick. Heh heh.
Goombella: You never had sex before, have you?
Mario: No... Sorry Dudes, but I gotta' get laid!
Mario ran out the door.
Meanwhile...
Peach: Fine then. If you can't handle me being a dude, then, we'll, divorce. You can keep Timmy.
Luigi: No, you must.
Peach: But his bond with you is stronger.
Luigi: *Sigh* I didn't want to have to come to this, but I'm afraid I must. You see Peach, I AM Timmy. At the age of 5, our little boy will be sent back in time to my old house to meet up with Mario. But first,
he will go to the Dictator in the future, and stop him.
Meanwhile...
Bowser: Um... that was... disturbing.
Goombella: Hey Bowser, I'll fall into your hands, if you know what I mean, if you'll give us the star rod.
Bowser: Why even bother with that when I can just use this to force you to do me!
Goombella: Because in doing so, I gave Koopa Troopa Jr. just enough time to steal it!
Koopa Troopa Jr. stole the star rod from Bowser.
Goombella: Now destroy it!
Koopa Troopa Jr.: With pleasure!
Koopa Troopa Jr. smoked the Star rod.
Bowser: I'll be back!
Bowser left and stole Samus's gunship.
Merlon: I know what we could use against the evil dictator! The Geico was all powerful and I bet he still is!
Later...
Girlco Gecko: I'm sorry guys, but I can't help you, when I'm too busy saving people 85% or more on car insurance!
Koopa Troopa Jr.: We can make you talk... JACKSON!
Michael Jackson: BECAUSE THIS IS THRILLER! IN THE NIGHT!
Girlco Geico: NO! But I still won't talk!
Koopa Troopa Jr.: We have other ways...
Later after using every means of torture that Mario and co. could think of...
Girlco Geico: I'll never help you! Never!
Koopa Troopa Jr.: Oh. I see.
Koopa Troopa Jr. smoked the Girlco Gecko.
Goombella: Koopa Troopa Jr.! You idiot!
Goombella kicked Koopa Troopa Jr. in the nuts.
Koopa Troopa Jr.: Too bad for you! I'm so high, I can't feel pain!
Merlon: NOES! Now people can't save 85% or more on car insurance! Instead people have to save 15% or more on car insurance! Meaning Geico is back in business!
Goombella: I see there's only one option left then.
Future Goombella appeared and used her star rod to create another one. Future Goombella handed Goombella a star rod. Goombella went back in time to create a new star rod and give herself one. Since Goombella left, Future Goombella became Goombella.
Goombella: I wish noone but me can receive a star rod by cheating like I just did right now, again!
Suddenly Goombella's Star Rod was covered in a black box. Then laughing could be heard. Dimentio appeared.
Dimentio: Muahahahahahahahaha! Thanks to you, Goombella, I now have a Star Rod! My plans are going exactly as... planned? Muahahahahaha!
Goombella: I thought Luigi killed you!
Dimentio: I am Pure Evil! Noone can kills me! I wish that Goombella can't cheat to create a Star Rod! Now noone can use that! And now I shall take you as addition to the Star Rod!
A Black Box surrounded Dimentio and Goombella.
Dimentio: Ciao!
They dissapeared!
Merlon: OH MY GOD!
Koopa Troopa Jr.: I'm gonna' kick his a** for kidnapping Goombella and the Star Rod.
Merlon: No, not that! They killed Kenny! You b******s!
A dead Kenny is on the floor.
Koopa Troopa Jr.: How did that get in here?
Merlon: Who knows man, it's Kenny. He's always dying and crap.
End of Chapter.