Chapter 4- Sonadow

A/N: Hahaha, So I wasn't planning on showing him Sonadow but the reviewers have spoken. So here's the long awaited chapter! Sorry about the wait I was hoping my beta would beta it but turns out her computer is broken. So here's my crappy unbeta'd chapter. :P

1. Paint him blue

2. Give Cream his machine gun

3. Show him the nyan cat video

4. Show him Sonadow

5. Lock him in his room until he dances. (credit to cats25 and banjobandicoot)

6. Throw him in a room full of fangirls

7. Paint his motorcycle girly colors (credit to ShadowEmpress76)

8. Talk in Morse code to confuse him.

9. Narrate his day

10. Set him up on a blind date (REVIEWERS VOTE WHO)

Aj and Scarlette had been giggling their heads off for the past hour, since he had threatened them to tell him what Sonadow was.

"Ahahahaha" Scarlette giggled while Shadow stared at her dumbfounded, "You have no idea! You are just so dense sometimes!"she said between laughing spasms.

AJ calmly watched Scarlette, who was rolling on the floor laughing, and rolled her eyes. Some people just never learn she reasoned while staring at Shadow's outraged face.

"Hey Shadow!" She said in the straightest voice she could muster, "It's probably best if you don't know." she trailed off.

"YOU MUST TELL ME RIGHT NOW! OR I SHALL CHAOS SPEAR IT OUT OF YOU IF I NEED TO!" He thundered.

The girls, shaken from his threat, huddled in corner and began avidly whispering. "Think we should tell him?" AJ whispered.

"Heck no!" Scarlette replied, "Then we would just be signing a ton of authors death warrants!"

"Your right, we do need to be more careful." AJ said thoughtfully "But how do we know what authors are? Aren't we supposed to be fictional?"

"Yeah! Your right!" Scarlette said suddenly, "I think we just broke the fourth wall."

"Stupid author." AJ muttered.

~In another world~

A girl sat in front of a computer typing. "Crap" she said while sitting back to read her work "I can't have my characters disrespecting me now can I? Hmmm I'll have to get revenge later" She said with an evil laugh.

~Back to Scarlette and AJ~

"I feel like we just missed some very important unseen detail."Scarlette suddenly said with a grimace.

"Aww, forget it! You worry to much!" AJ replied, "We still have to debate about telling Shadow about that rumor."

Scarlette looked over at Shadow, who was calmly reading a book and smirked.

"Then it's a go, eh? AJ asked.

"Most definitely!" Scarlette giggled.

The two girls approached Shadow, smiling deviously. Shadow eyed them suspiciously, "Are you going to tell me or not?" he growled.

"Well, technically we aren't going to tell you as much as we are going to show you" Scarlette reasoned.

"Show me?" He said incredulously.

Scarlette nodded her head vigorously "Yup! But promise me you won't burn the computer, it cost me a fortune." She turned on her laptop and flipped to a site curiously known as "Fanfiction" where you can "Unleash your imagination" He curiously watched as she searched stories under "Sonic the Hedgehog".

"Figures that the faker had his own fansite link with stories" he thought.

Scarlette look mildly disturbed as she scrolled down the list of stories. "Well Shadow I'll let you take it from here" she smirked "Happy reading!"

Then both girls ran out of his room as if their lives depended on it. Shadow took one last glance at the empty room and scrolled down the list of stories.

"Hmmm" he said as he looked at a particular story, "I wonder why it says 'LEMON'? Well I might as well read it anyways, its not like it makes a difference." He reasoned while hitting the link. He scrolled down the first chapter in sick horror.

The girl were laughing their heads off as they finished printing posters.

"Hurry, lets get these posters up before he sees them!" Scarlette cried.

"How do you think he's gonna react?" AJ asked quietly.

"He will be out for blood!" Scarlette exclaimed dramatically holding the last word for effect.

AJ shivered with glee. "Then what are we waiting for!"

Scarlette smiled "Atta girl!"

Shadow had just finished reading the story and silently stalked to the other end of the fortress. But a loud obnoxious noise proceeded to stop him from his intended mission.

"OHO HO HO HO!" Shadow stopped abruptly when he saw Eggman and Rouge pointing and laughing at something posted to the wall. Curiously he walked forward only to be met with the most disturbing sight of his life.

It was picture of him and Sonic in a very compromising position, kissing passionately. He immediately felt sick and vomited all over the floor.

"Heh heh, Shadow! What a surprise!" Eggman exclaimed, "We were just looking at this very interesting picture of you and Sonic. Care to explain?"

Shadow was unable to speak as he kept on vomiting all over the floor.

Rouge smirked "Awww Shadow hun, its really not that bad. You can totally tell it was drawn by some insane fangirl."

Shadow stopped vomiting and began fuming, "I shall kill whoever did this!" He cried furiously. He began running towards the girl's room but stopped abruptly when he saw that all down the hall there had been placed pictures of him and Sonic together doing various "Activities". He lost it and began vomiting again. The girls walked down the hall and saw the trail of puke.

"Think he figured out yet?" Scarlette asked.

"I think he got a pretty good idea." Said AJ while looking at the pageleft on the computer.

Scarlette gagged "Well I guess we figured out what he hates the most."

"Scarlette you do realize we still have to clean up after like we promised right?" AJ moaned

"Crap, I was hoping you would forget that." Scarlette sighed

"Well I guess that's the authors way of getting revenge." AJ reasoned.

They both sighed and began slowly cleaning up the long trail of puke.

Well thanks for tolerating my chapter! Thanks to my reviewers RoseFire98, BlechedWhale, doylewells, midnightmelody123, darkgirl43255, ShadowEmpress78, WaitImlost, and princesszora for their thoughtful reviews! :) And dont forget to vote!

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~AgentofRedandBlue