The Adventures of Jack and Bunnymund
YAY! More drabbles~! :D
And no there will not be any porn in this (maybe some suggestive stuff, but that is all)
Rafiki?
Jack approached Bunnymund from the back and wrapped his thin arms around the Pooka's torso with a sigh of content. He was so relieved to be away from the human world right now, cause tonight was a very weird night.
He felt the tall rabbit chuckle before he turned in Jack's arms and placed his own around the immortal teen. "Rough night?" Bunnymund asked casually, planting a small kiss to Jack's smooth cheek.
"No, it was more like, 'the fuck is this?' night…" Jack explained resting his head against Bunny's torso.
"How so?"
"I witnessed a girl making out with this guy who referred to his cock as 'Rafiki'…"
"Humans are weird…"
"Tell me about it."
Dammit…
Jack bounced happily into Warren; he searched around for his boyfriend, whom was currently tending to the flora near his hut.
He spotted him and gleefully made his way to Bunnymund.
The Pooka saw him approaching and opened his arms, awaiting a hug from his immortal lover. Jack gladly bounded in his furry arms in a tight embrace.
"Bunny! You'll be so proud of me-"Jack began, but was cut off by Bunnymund
"Whose body limbs did you not freeze together?" Bunnymund stated flatly, fixing his mischievous lover with a knowing look.
"Dammit, you know me too well."
Jack the Pyromaniac
Jack was lazily walking around North's work shop; he greeted Phil the Yeti and some of the elves that were diddling-daddling around.
He was honestly bored and had nothing to do, he finished his winter rounds and pranking the others has gotten a little boring. He wanted to find Bunnymund and cuddle with him, but his Kangaroo was busy helping North out with the inventory at the moment. That little fact made Jack a little sad.
His day however brightened up when he got his hands on a lighter.
A few minutes later….
"JACK! STOP TRYING TO LIGHT THE ELVES ON FIRE!"
FUCK YEAH MANATEE!
Bunnymund and Jack were lazing about in Warren, it was summer and the two didn't really have much to do. They would occasionally go visit North at his workshop or even Tooth's palace in Asia.
But today was one of those lazy days where they just really wanted to be in one another's company. Bunny and Jack were sitting under one of the many willow trees in Warren, Jack sat in between the Pooka's long legs with his back to the bunny warrior's torso. Bunnymund had his arms around Jack's lithe figure, chin resting on top of white spikes.
Suddenly Jack sat up so fast; Bunnymund hit his head against the tree trunk with a loud 'THUNK!'
"DUDE! You know what would be really awesome for human scientist to do!?" Jack said, turning to face Bunnymund, who was massaging the back of his head.
"What? And it better not involves drugs or sugar…" Bunnymund stated, giving his lover a stern look.
Jack rolled his eyes at the statement and continued his little ramble.
"It'd be really cool if human scientist could genetically engineer manatees to the size of a goldfish! I could have one in my fishbowl and be like 'FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE!" Jack finished by tossing his arms up in the air.
Bunnymund just sighed and pulled the frost spirit against his chest once more.
Claim It
Tooth, Jack, and Bunnymund were lounging in North's work shop, all engaged in friendly conversation.
Right now, Tooth was telling the couple about this one dentist that lived in Chicago, whom she recently started to be infatuated with.
"What do you think I should do?" she asked timidly, her violet eyes looking lost and love sick.
"Do you like him?" Jack asked from his place on Bunnymund's lap, he was playing with the Pooka's fluffy grey blue fur, twirling the strands in his white fingers.
"I do…A lot" Tooth said sadly, one of her mini fairies fluttered over to her and cuddled its small body against her cheek.
"It's simple really…" Jack said, Bunnymund didn't say anything but he arched an eyebrow at the two Guardians.
"It is?" Tooth asked, a bit confused and hopeful.
"Yeah…Jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for your own." Jack said bluntly.
Tooth couldn't help but laugh at the deadpanned statement. Bunnymund sighed at his lover.
"Really Jack?"
"Hey, I didn't hear you complaining when I did that!"
Habla Español
Bunnymund was casually lying on his bed, not sleeping but merely relaxing. That is until Jack popped out from thin air and clambered on top of the surprised Pooka and straddled his hips, placing cool hands on the rabbit's furry shoulders.
"Whoa there Frostbite! Isn't it a little early for that?" Bunnymund said, though he wasn't exactly protesting either.
"It's never too early for a good romp, but I actually came here with a suggestion," Jack said, raising an eyebrow a bit seductively, rubbing the Pooka's shoulders lightly with cool fingers.
Bunnymund hummed with appreciation and reached up to place paws on either side of the snow spirit's narrow hips, "And that would be?"
"We get sugar high and speak nothing but Spanish to each other" Jack put bluntly, the coy smirk still on his handsome face.
Bunnymund seemed to be pondering the idea for a moment…
"Sounds good to me."
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