Part Four:

Especially when Hungary becomes a Yaoi fan girl.

Flashback:

(Hungary almost blacked him out with a frying pan, but she giggled thinking of how Yaoific this whole thing was. She didn't care that her husband was making out with another man. It was totally fine with her. Maybe he'd even write a Yaoific love song about it. Who knew?)

"Why the hell would I ever marry you?" Austria asked, pushing Prussia away in horrification.

"Because we're meant to be, baby." Prussia giggled.

Austria jumped up and threw Japan's purity ring down.

"Thank a lot." Japan pouted and picked it up, "Now it's got germs on it. I'll probably get sick."

"Quit complaining. Greece already has three of the gem stones." China glared.

"But China, you have a few too." Greece retorted.

China was silent.

England groaned, "What did I say in the invitation, Prussia?"

"Heheheheh, you forget Iggy, that I didn't get one."

England crossed his arms, "Austria, could you tell him what the invitation said?"

"I don't remember. And I couldn't bring it because a rhinoceros sat on my house."

Spain giggled, "Yeah, that was funny."

Prussia nodded, "I'M SO AWESOME!"

Spain giggled again, "That was a pretty awesome idea. But, where's Penny now? I thought I asked you to give her back to me when you were done with her."

"I'm not done. I still have my little bro to deal with."

"But Prussia, you live in my basement." Germany put his head in his hands.

"What sounds do rhinoceroses make?" Italy asked.

Romano screamed the F-word because eggnog spilled down his shirt.

"No Romano, rhinoceroses don't make that sound. That's the Romano sound." Italy said.

Romano pouted.

Hungary giggled, "Yaoi…Yaoi…" she stood up and started walking around the room.

"Must…have…Yaoi…"

Everyone looked disturbed, except for Spain and Prussia. They were proud to be openly gay. (Spain: Das right. Prussia: Yeah man. Oh, gosh.)

Hungary stopped in front of Japan.

"Hi." he had little emotion to his voice.

"YAOI!" Hungary yelled.

Japan rolled his eyes.

"YOU MUST MAKE YAOI!" Hungary stomped her foot.

"Why?"

"BECAUSE YAOI IS LIFE! WITHOUT YAOI…"

"Life sucks." Greece said, looking at Japan.

Japan flinched.

"LIFE'S GONNA SUCK WHEN YOU GROW UP WHEN YOU GROW UP…!" Spain began to sing. Prussia joined in happily, "IT SUCKS PRETTY BAD RIGHT NOW!"

Hungary giggled and pushed Japan up against Greece. Greece smirked. Japan sighed, "Let's get this over with."

"Oh c'mon, kitten. You know you want too."

Hungary laughed like the maniac she was and began to skip around chanting: "Yaoi is love. Yaoi is life. Yaoi is heaven."

China crossed her arms and glared at the GreecexJapan that was going on, "Yaoi is hell."

I know, it's been forever! But yeah. There's more beauty to come. XD