A Quick Health Lesson

*Giant apologetic GrinXD* Yeah, haven't updated this in a month either. Don't blame me! Blame…Bleach-_-" hehehe yeah…not a very good excuse, ne? Well, sorry! At least I actually updated^3^ I know! I'm surprised too!

Disclaimer: I Don't Own Naruto. If I did…well, stuff will happen….

Konan prepared the board for today's lesson. Vitamins and Minerals, she wrote. Pein was supposed to buy some gummy vitamins at the drug store. Instead, he is at Starbucks, enjoying a warm latte. Konan was furiously setting up the room and texting Pein at the same time.

Konan: Pein! Where r u?

Pein: Walmart. Rlly long line.

Konan: Hurry! 2 hrs. till start of skool!

Pein: Ok, c u in a few.

Pein stared at his phone while munching on a cookie. I'll just stay for a few more minutes…or maybe after a few more cookies…the bagels look pretty good too…so do the muffins…I want to try that peppermint mocha too…

While Pein was daydreaming in his world of Starbucks goodies, Konan decided to take a little break from school and get something to drink. She pulled into the Starbucks and walked in. After ordering, she found all the seats taken, except one, in front of a guy with awfully familiar orange hair.

"Excuse me, is this seat…" Konan realized who she was talking too. Pein, drooling, with a half-eaten cookie in one hand and his phone in another. Konan stood there for a while, staring, before taking her revenge. She replaced Pein's cookie with his phone and ate his cookie.

"Pein! Wake up!" Pein slowly returned to reality and stared at Konan for a while, not quite remembering who she was. Without thinking about it, he took a bite of his 'cookie'. Instead, he got a mouthful of phone, it broke with a sickening crunch. It took him a minute to realize his cookie was gone, replaced with his phone, and the evil woman in front of him was his cru- I mean, co-worker.

"Ko-konan!"

"Good morning, Pein. I trust that you are awake and ready for work?" She asked.

"Yeah…of course I am."

"And the vitamins?" She asked, anger dangerously creeping into her voice.

"I'll get them!"

"NOW!" Pein scrambled out of his seat, grabbing his coffee and, now broken, phone. He ran out the door as fast as he could, before returning a minute later and grabbing one of his cookies. Konan sat down and enjoyed a little peace and quiet for once.

8:00 A.M. School

"Good morning class." Konan greeted.

"Morning, teacher." Konan stared at Pein, hinting that he should say something.

"Okay, all you Fuzzballs! Listen up! Today we are going to talk about Vitamins and Minerals! Any questions?" Little Sasori raised his hands.

"Can I be called a Fuzzbucket instead?"

"Lemme think about it…no." Sasori pouted.

"Fat meanie." He whispered to Deidara, who giggled.

"I HEARD THAT!" The two kids stuck their tongue out.

"So, let's talk about vitamins first. There are six types of vitamins, A B C D E K. B splits into many other groups too, but you won't learn them right now."

"Where's vitamin F?"

"And J!"

"THEY MISSED H! THOSE IDIOTS LEFT H OUT!"

"Calm down, Hidan."

"BUT H IS THE BEST LETTER IN THE ALPHA…ALPHA.."

"Alphabet?"

"ALPHABET!"

"Well you see, there isn't a reason to explain why they skipped F G H I J."

"It's because those letters aren't special enough!"

"Pein!" Hidan started 'swearing', while Itachi looked depressed and hung his head in shame.

"What about the rest of the alphabet, un?"

"Well..um.."

"Those aren't special enough either."

"PEIN!" The rest of the class whose name started with L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y and Z burst into tears, saying that they weren't special enough. Kisame stood up on his desk.

"Hahaha! I'm special and you're not~ I'm special and you're not~" He sang, hula dancing all along. Soon, Deidara joined in. After a while, Kakuzu did too.

"It's ok, you are special. YOU BOYS GET DOWN! No, no. Don't cry." Konan tried to comfort the criers while trying to stop the dancers at the same time. She got fed up and threw a white board eraser at Pein.

"What?"

"DO SOMETHING."

"Something." He said.

"Don't make me get over there!"

"Fine, fine." Lazily, he got up and took care of the dancing kids. By 'took care' I meant that he pushed them off their desks and told them to 'Shut Up'.

"PEIN!"

"What? I did something." Konan sighed. He was right, she did tell him to do something, and he did.

"Okay kids, let's move on. Minerals." The kids listened. Pein sat on his desk and watched YouTube on Konan's phone(his was broken.) laughing occasionally.

"There are many types of minerals. We'll be focusing on just a few simpler ones. First, calcium. Does anyone know where we find calcium?" Sasori raised his hand.

"Yes?"

"Isn't it in all the foods?"

"Um..no. I think you're thinking of calories. Calcium is found in milk and milk products."

"Like cheese?"

"Yes, like cheese."

"TOBI LOVES CHEESE!"

"HAHAHAHAHA" Everyone turned to look at Pein, laughing at some video he was watching.

"LOOK AT THIS STUPID GUY! HE JUST SET HIS PANTS ON FIRE!" Konan facepalmed and went to take an aspirin. The whole class spent the rest of the day watching YouTube videos while Konan, poor Konan, had to listen to loud five year olds and a twenty five year old laugh at the stupidest things with a throbbing headache. Ten minutes before the bell, Konan snatched her phone back, ignoring all the 'awws' and 'boos'.

"We're going on a field trip tomorrow." The 'boos' automatically turned into 'yays'.

"Where are we going?"

"I don't know."

"Huh?"

"We haven't decided yet. Now get your parents to sign these tonight." Konan said, passing out permission slips, just as the bell rang.

"You are now dismissed, Fuzzballs." She used Pein's nickname for the kids. Pein silently cried tears of joy in the back of the classroom.

"…Pein?"

Okay, so the next chapter will be their field trip! I want you to vote for the place that you want them to go! Here are the choices"

Beach

Hospital

Zoo

Another School

Pein's House

Vote in a review and in a poll that I'll have up! I'll combine the votes together and the one with the highest votes win!

Now about some other stuff…I actually got the idea for this chapter from schoolXD in home ec, we were learning about nutrients and stuff then in health we had to learn about the same thingT_T I had to hear about the same boring thing twice! Sigh, it was torture, so boring…but yeah.

Me and Madin456 are writing a story together!*Cheers* It's called A Normal Day in the Akatsuki. Check it out if you have time! It's in her profile, btw. Thanks for reading! Remember to vote and review! Bye!