Chapter 4
A/N: Thanks to 1-Chess, ChieLuvesBleach and ImSeriousBro for reviewing. Here's another chappy for your enjoyment.
In response to a Justin Beiber video
Grimmjow Jeagerjaques: She doesn't have tits
Ichigo Kurosaki: It's a guy
Nnoitora Jiruga: that's a vagina
Lillinette Gingerback: His name is Justin, you idiot. It's obviously a dude.
Ikkaku Madarame: How emasculating is this shit? for a guy to be singing such girly garbage?
Nnoitora Jiruga: this poor fucker must be wearing clamps to keep his testicles on
Grimmjow Jeagerjaques: But they're not really balls. no one that sings like a chick and sings chick songs has balls.
Renji Abarai: It has to be a typo. her name is actually Justine.
Grimmjow Jeagerjaques: BUT WHERE ARE THE TITS?
Szayel Aporro Grantz: She's obviously under-developed. Maybe a hormone disorder?
Nnoitora Jiruga: i think i just saw his balls roll off the stage.
Keigo Asano: Arrow to the knee!
Ichigo Kurosaki: Keigo, if I could kill someone over the internet, it would be you.
Nnoitora Jiruga: I know a band that's much better than this crap. It's called Scraping Foetus Off The Wheel.
Lillinette Gingerback: That's just disgusting.
Szayel Aporro Grantz: You can never judge something merely by its initial appearance or title. My favorite band is Crazy Penis.
Nnoitora Jiruga: No surprise there.
Grimmjow Jeagerjaques: Of course it is.
Renji Abarai: My captain likes Gay for Johnny Depp.
Ichigo Kurosaki: SERIOUSLY? BYAKUYA'S GAY?
Byakuya Kuchiki: As reprimand for this behavior, I shall have you sentenced to hard labor for the remainder of the year. You will see how worthwhile spouting rumors will get you, Renji. And for you're information, my favorite band is The Carpenters. I would never indulge in such a title as...that.
As for my sexual orientation, I thought that would have been made clear by now seeing as how I was married to Hisana for such a time.
Renji Abarai: *is forced to log off*