RPN: 97
Parody: Random Humor
Tribute: n/a
Cast: Battle Network
Megaman.EXE - -rings doorbell-
Roll.EXE - -answers doorbell-
Megaman.EXE - -hands flowers over-
Roll.EXE - -takes flowers-
Megaman.EXE - -puckers up-
Roll.EXE - -slaps Megaman.EXE-
Megaman.EXE - -slaps Roll.EXE-
Roll.EXE - -files lawsuit-
Megaman.EXE - -gets arrested-
Roll.EXE - -smiles-
Megaman.EXE - And now, let's get us some random humor!
Whoeverman.EXE - Conversation starter!
Whateverman.EXE - Setup for joke!
Whoeverman.EXE - Punch line!
Whateverman.EXE - Followup line!
Whoeverman.EXE - ...
Whateverman.EXE - ...
Whoeverman.EXE - Random exclamation!
Whoeverman.EXE and Whateverman.EXE - LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Snakeman.EXE - -dressed as Comic Book Guy- Worsssssssssst... Parody... Ever...
Cinder Man - Snakes! I hate snakes!
(The two are spontaneously on a plane with snakes everywhere.)
Cinder Man - Have at you!
(Cinder Man grabs a snake and bends it into the shape of a crowbar. He then deals Snakeman.EXE the 'Gordon Freeman Treatment'.)
Snakeman.EXE - -looks up- Hermaphodities! -gets split in half by unseen force-
(Glyde descends from the heavens.)
Glyde - Cinder Man, take this. -offers golden spork-
CinderMan - I am not Cinder Man! I am... the fabled Mongoose Toaster!
(Cinderman turns into a toaster with fur.)
Glyde - Where is the chosen one?
Glyde - You summoned?
Glyde - Take this.
Glyde - The Golden Spork of Antioch!
Glyde - Quietly! You must never speak the word!
Glyde - Word? What word?
Glyde - The word is... word.
(Time and space collapse and all living matter dies.)
Megaman.EXE - -gets out of prison- :(
Roll.EXE - :(
Megaman.EXE - :) -stabs Roll.EXE-
Roll.EXE - -bleeding- :O
Megaman.EXE - :D
Roll.EXE - -totally faking- :P
Megaman.EXE - :l
Roll.EXE - ;)
Megaman.EXE - :'l
Roll.EXE - XD
Megaman.EXE - Jesus!!
Jesus - Yes?
Megaman.EXE - Why?!
Jesus - Because.
Megaman.EXE - ...it all makes sense now!!
Jesus - No prob. -flies away-
Shadowman.EXE - Did he just fly away?
Megaman.EXE - Of course he did. He's fucking Jesus!!
Elecman.EXE - Fresh baked muffins!!
Roll.EXE - Ooh! May I have one?
Elecman.EXE - Indeedly-doo!
Roll.EXE - Thanks! -grabs muffin-
Elecman.EXE - Whaddya think?
Roll.EXE - -chomps- It's delicious! Did you use real blueberries, or-
Lan - I JUST DIVIDED BY ZERO!!
Elecman.EXE - OH SHI-
-BOOOOOM-
-UNIVERSE TURNS INSIDE-OUT-
-BLAAAAARGH-
-LOUD EXPLOSIONS AND GURGLING SOUNDS-
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˙ʇןnɐɟ s,ʎǝuʇɹɐɔɔɯ ןnɐd ʎןqɐqoɹd sɐʍ ʇı ʇnq 'ʍouʞ ʇ,uop ı - ǝxǝ˙ןןoɹ
-SPARKLE SPARKLE SPARKLE KABOOM-
¡ןnɐd - ǝxǝ˙ןןoɹ
Paul McCartney - I don't have to take this from you! I was a Beatle! Beatle powersawaaaaaay! -takes off-
Aquaman.EXE - He's so dreamy...
Megaman.EXE - -in high-pitched voice- TOASTY!!
Needleman.EXE - AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR-IIIIIIIIIIIICCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!
Toadman.EXE - I have a penis!
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Toadman.EXE - Hey!
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Toadman.EXE - That's not funny!
!reffid ot geb I - EXE.namdaoT
Pharoahman.EXE - Hey, how many Robot Masters does it take tochange in a lite-bulb?
Magnetman.EXE - I DUNNO! HOW MANY?
Pharoahman.EXE - One! He unscrews it, and then replaces it with a fresh bulb!
Magnetman.EXE - THAT MAKES SENSE!
Pharoahman.EXE - ...
Magnetman.EXE - ...
Pharoahman.EXE - I HAS A VAGINA!
Pharoahman.EXE and Magnetman.EXE - LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Megaman.EXE - It seems havoc has its' fingers dipped in everything these days.
MSX - Indeed!
Megaman.EXE - Isn't this parody kind of... redundant?
MSX - No. It's retardant.
Megaman.EXE - That was bad.
MSX - Really? How bad?
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Megaman.EXE - Most... pointless parody... ever!