Just to warn you, I am the slowest to update for this fanfic...I write a lot.

Disclaimer: we don't not own naruto.

Mae landed on the ground in front of Neji and Tenten, whom were quite shocked at seeing a girl their age just jump out of thin air.

Mae got up, dusted off her clothes and shook her head. Some dust had managed to find it's way into her hair. She blinked and proceeded to look around. She was on a dusty road, various shops lining the sides. In the distance, the Hokage monument looked exactly like the one in the manga. The Third hokage's face wasn't broken yet so the time period they must have jumped into was before the chunin exams. She could even see the Hokage's office from her viewpoint. There were various ninja and citizens in the streets (none of whom Mae recognized), most of who were looking at her, Shadow and Crash (whom had just appeared behind her).

It was then Mae realized something. If she is in a anime world, wouldn't she be animated? Mae immediately ran across the street and stop in front of a store window, unaware of all the eyes on her. A smile spread across her face. She was ANIMATED. Her hair defied gravity and was randomly moving in the non-exsistent breeze. She had bigger eyes with shine in them and her nose was merely a line with two holes on the bottom. She opened her month and squealed when she realized her mouth took up half her face when she smiled. Her clothes stayed in place even when she waved her arm like a maniac. The only way they moved was when she pulled a sleeve.

"Dude!" Mae said, in perfect Japanese. "Crash, Shadow we're animated! Our hair defies gravity AND wind! This is amazing!"

"Dude!" Shadow called back "You're speaking Japanese and I understand it. Sweet!"

"Dude…" Crash said "Far out…"

"Umm…" A young girl's voice said "Who are you three exactly…?"

Mae's eyes moved towards the source of the voice and found it to be Tenten. Mae's eyes didn't linger on the female ninja for long because right beside Tenten was her OBSESSION.

Hyuga Neji didn't know what hit him.

One minute he was looking at the strange trio of girls and the next, he was being tackled to the ground by a blur.

"Oh MY FREAKING GOD" A voice screamed in his ear. "YOU'RE NEJI!" He opened his eyes to see one the girls had tackled him to the ground. She was the one who had yelled something about being animated. Suddenly the girl grabbed him by his shirt and screamed about stuff that he knew nothing about while being shook violently.

".. AND THAT FIGHT AGAINEST THAT SPIDER GUY, THE ONE WHERE YOU ALMOST DIED" Mae screamed into Neji's face "WAS FREAKING AMAZING. EIGHT TRIGRAMS 128 PALMS FOR THE WIN!! YOUR FIGHT AGAINEST NARUTO WAS KINDA STUPID BUT YOU'RE STILL AWESOME IN MY BOOK. THEN AGAIN I'M NOT SURE YOU"LL EVER NOT BE AWESOME IN MY BOOK. YOU"RE JUST TOO AWESOME!!!" Mae stopped talking for a second and smiled, remembering all the awesome things about Neji.

Neji ,after regaining his sight and alertness after being shaken so much and activating his Byakugan, realized something strange about the girl's charka. For one, she had a lot, more then most jonin, and it was growing. For two, it seemed to be slowly moving around her body, filling in places where there was seemingly no charka and activating her charka points, lighting her up like a torch. It was like there was a seal blocking her charka and now that seal had been broken, for some odd reason. That would have made a good theory but the charka was new, like the charka in a newborn and unused. 'Who is this girl?!' Neji thought to himself ' I shouldn't try and attack her. I don't know what this kind of charka can do to me, especially in the hands of this strange

"Hey!" Tenten said "For one, get off of my teammate. For two, I asked you a question. Answer it"

Mae took no note of Tenten. Tenten might be her favorite female ninja but the man she had just tackled to the ground was way more important. Mae instead examined Neji's hair for a second.

"How come you have it in such a high ponytail?" Mae said as she reached around Neji and tugged on his ponytail "I have to say, you look way more girly with a high ponytail then a low one. I don't know you feel about your hair but I think you should cut it. It would make you actually look like a boy, maybe boost your ego more then it already is. What a con-"

Mae was suddenly thrown back on her butt, Neji having thrown her off in anger. She looked up at him in surprise and a little sadness. It wasn't like she yelled in his ear or tackled him to the ground.

"Don't…tug…my…hair" Neji said through clenched teeth. He had always been very defensive about his hair, only letting Tenten touch it. "Who are you and why the hell did you touch my hair?!"

Mae got up and dusted off her butt. Why was this place so dusty? She looked at Neji for a minute then she rubbed her forehead and said:

"Hey, it's not my fault you look like a girl in part 1 and part 2."

Neji lauched himself towards Mae and Gentle-fisted her in the head, effectively knocking her out.

"Ummm…" Tenten said "I didn't think you had to do that to her or, at least, not in front of all these people. Sandaime-sama will hear about this and punish you.."

"She called me a girl" Neji said, walking down the street away from the scene. "She deserves to die"

Tenten looked at Neji for a minute and then, smiling in apology towards Shadow and Crash, followed him.

"Now that's something you don't see everyday.." One of the villagers said, before going back into a nearby store.

...I'm such an otaku