Chapter 4

An Offer You Can't Refuse

Sgt. Simian: LISTEN UP, SOLDIERS! WE OF THE DESTRUCTIX AND FEARSOME FOUR BELONG TO ARCHIE COMICS. THE AUTHOR CLAIMS NO F-ING OWNERSHIP! OH, THIS CHAPTER HAS SOME MATURE SCENES, SO IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT COUPLES DO TO MAKE BABIES, THEN SKIP THIS CHAPTER. UNDERSTAND? GOOD. NOW MOVE OUT, BITCHES!

-Marches off, Intro Ends.-

Shortly after the long, evil two days that nearly wiped out our heroes, our furries are finally rejuvinated by sound sleeping.

Scourge is the first to wake up. "Ah." He streches his arms and walks to the kitchen to pour himself some milk. He takes a sip and smacks his lips gleefully. Fiona enters the room.

"Mornin' Scourgey." She says as she pours herself a glass, too. "Mornin', Fio." He replies. "Man, yesterday took so much out of me."

"Sorry about Simian." Shes says while holding back a chuckle. "Once he's in Military mode, only a head concussion could snap him out of it."

"Why didn't you tell me?" Scourge says playfully. "I could've popped him one with a bat that me and Sleuth found."

Fiona takes the Green Blur into her arms and smiles. "I'm just glad you made it home. And, your'e quite fun when you act evil."

"Heh, heh." The Hedgey laughs. "I'm glad that I came back to you, my darling fox. Why don't we make up in my bedroom?"

"Oh, your SO cute when your'e begging for sex." Says Fiona. "Let's go."

The two head into the bedroom and close/lock their door. Moaning is heard from the room 5 minutes later.

Sleuth and Drago, wgo were still asleep, wake up to the moaning. "Are they hurt or something?" Drago asks.

"Maybe it's best to leave 'em alone." Says Sleuth. "You know how they get when they're cranky."

Someone knocks on the door. Drago answers to see Tails, the fox scientist. Or so they thought. This one had a black lock of hair and a black suit on. He was also sucking a Tootsie Pop, Mafia-style. Who ever heard of a Goth Tails?

"Where's Scourge and Fiona?" He asks.

"Who wants to know?" Asks Sleuth, who looms over the fox.

A mechanical fist (As seen in Sonic Battle when playing as Tails.) pops from the fox's tails, sending Sleuth flying to the other side of the wall across from the door. The fox's hands never even left his pockets.

"Name's Evil Tails. But you can call me Evil." Says the Mafia-like fox. "Tell Scourge about me. He'll vouch for me."

The fox enters the household confidently. He hears moaning, and immediately seeks out it's source. He enter's Scourge's bedroom to see Scourge and Fiona, kissing, half-naked. Their eyes go wide and their moaning stops as soon as they see Evil Tails standing in the room. Evil stands snickering while Scourge and Fio are embarrased at being seen.

The furries both look at Evil Tails, who summons a camera from his tails, snaps a picture of the embarrassed couple."Cheese!" Scourge gets up, still naked, pissed off.

"GET THE F--K OUT!" He shouts as Evil runs to the Living Room laughing like hell.

"What's goin' on?" Sleuth asks Evil as the Fox sits on the couch roaring with laughter. Drago soon enters.

"Ha, ha. Lookie here." Says Evil as he shows the picture of the couple to Sleuth and Drago. When Scourge and Fiona re-enter the room, they see all three of their friends on the floor, roaring with laughter.

"Okay, okay." Scourge ushers them to calm down. They don't stop, so Fiona intervenes. "SHUT UP, ALL OF YOU!"

They immediately quiet down. Except for Evil, who still suppresses a snicker or two.

"What are you doin' here, Evil?" Scourges asks Evil.

"Fin told me that you all moved to Soleanna. I wanted to see if you dumbasses actually survived this death machine. But, it seems that you guys survived quite well. Pleasure aplently." He looks at Scourge and Fiona Evilly. "I have a favor that i need of you all." The fox says. The other three listenin intently.

"Evil Sally kicked me out of the Anti-Freedom Fighters after our last screw-up and I need a place to crash. Can i stay?"

"No." Scourge replies nonchalantly. "Now, get out."

"Hold on, Scorge. I'm making you an offer you can't refuse." He shows Scourge the sex picture that he just took. "If i'm cast out, this baby hits the Internet, TV, even Radio Stations within the hour. Get the point?"

He looks at Scourge evilly while summoning a laptop from his tails. "I want an answer in 3..2...1..."

"Fine, fine!" Scourge replies. "But, you listen to me. Got it?"

"Thank you." Evil Tails says. "Now where's the drinks?"

And that's how Evil Tails vcame to live with them.