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"I think you're mistaken, the fundaments of reality is now being crumpled and hurled away like marbles by a celestial God. Those marbles are reality fukin clusters. Our cluster's integrity is down to it's last legs. Now unless you want every thing to end just because you won't let me consume you, Joke is on you, I have power to jump from one reality to another. This reality just needs saving. And it seems you don't want to save it."
"I don't care whatever happens, but I never give up! So- ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ..."
"That does nothing to me. I can't even feel it. Hey you! Yeah you! You fukin Vampire! You want to be consumed now too or what?"
"Wait! Wait a minute. Jo-!"
"I'm BUSY! ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ..."
"Eh. You guys won't go quietly. I guess I will have to do this forcibly. TouCH!"
Jo- whatever Joestar dissapeared.
"You, you sun colored Vitamin D allergic piece o' shit, what next?
"THE WORLD!" The Vit. D Allergic humanoid shouted.
"Eh-" Alex shrugged.
"Wha!? HOW!?" Allergy Man frantically asked. Panic visible in his non-existent sweat glands.
"I'm the Gamer bitch! Now STAND DOWN! And let me consume you without resistance!" He pleaded.
"It kind of fukin tastes so aweful when I consume a resistive bitch." he added.
"ENOUGH TALKK MORE FIST! I'll push myself this night- THE WORLD! THE WORLD! THE WORLD! THE WORLD! THE WORLD! THE WORLD! THE WORLD! THE WORLD! THE WORLD! THE WORLD! THE WORLD! THE WORLD!"
"Taste my fists! MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA ..."
"Errrrh. A time stop of a time stop of a time stop... ad infinitum. Genius. Timestop-ception"
"NANI?!"
"Too late. TOUCH!" With but a fingernail closing in, Dio vanished.
"HOO!" Alex exclaimed as he reset things back to normal as if nothing happened.
"Reality bending powers courtesy of Doctor Manhattan, Reality DICKTATING Powers courtesy of MANGABOI_9000(ArtistMode), Time Stop ability and skill courtesy of the Joestar lineage and Dio for keeping the other body alive for years. I think this is good. Goals are complete. Objectives are complete. Time to transmit data. Although the stands might fuse into one, but... meh. I'l do what I have to do."
"Someday."
"That was what happened up until now. Haven't even started on the Dragonborn yet. But is it safe to consume him now?" Alex asks the Cheese Bringer.
"I don't know Alex. I'm just a Daedra. Not a prophet. Although I think I should make you a puppet, it's not worth it." spat the Mad God.
"Hey, don't know 'bout you but I need this status ailment off me." He commented on the demented daedra's pondering.
"Oh, that? Why didn't you say so? Just say "Cleanse Stat Ailments-"
Status Ailments Purged. Debuffs Purged. Buffs Reapplied.
"WHAT DA FU-"
"Oh would you look at that! It worked! Shame about it though, you got nice debuff!You get to wear THE MASK! Loki's MASK!" Sheogorath finally let out after years of planning to letting out those exact same words he's planned to let out.
"Let out-ception. I presume?" Haskill commented.
"HASKKILL!" The Mad God exclaimed, excitement evident on his face.
"Yes Lord Sheogorath?" Haskill asked.
"Our visitor needs some sacrifice! Gather all samples of the race in Tamriel! Only the best of the best is allowed! Haskkill!" Sheogorath commanded while smirkin on his new champion's dismay.
"The fuk man!" Alex cussed.
"I'm a Breton, then a Nord. But first of all I was a snow elf. Then the cycle intervened every now and then. So! Whichever you want to refer is still preferable." Sheogorath added.
"Ahhh, bullshit. Let me just consume you right now!" Alex said.
"I think you'll find that maddening. What do you need mana for?" Sheogorath asked, as his past incarnations convene on this instance of his body.
"I was just told the reality clusters are mish mashing things up and the destruction of one destroys all." Alex hinted.
"Oh you mean like oblivion planes?" Sheogorath asked with his now seemingly changed demeanor. As his past incarnations, all but his first, had now formed into one single entity.
"I think. But this might be even bigger than that." Alex scratched. "I can make my own reality right here right now, without it ever being destroyed by anything except by the space it was resting on. But I can't seem to go out and up. You know what I mean? I mean I can always go in and down deep and then return. But never more than that." Alex stated.
"Lord Sheogorath, Presenting. Breton, Argonian, Bosmer, Dunmer, Falmer, High Elf, Snow Elf-dragon break, Vampire Lord, Werewolf, Dragon, Nord, Orc, Redguard, Kha'Jiit, Mud Crab, Kwama, Kwama Queen, Kwama Soldier, Golden Saint, Dark Seducer, Dremora, Scamp, and many others."
"There you go Alex! FOOD! AH ha hah ha ha ha ha!" The Mad God... maddened. If there's such a word fit to describe him right now.
"How the hell can a Dragon that size fit in here? Oh yeah right, this is your mind." Alex shrugged.
"NOW you're getting IT! HA! Here's a Wabbajack, go on, meld it with your 'biology'. Such alien word." The Mad God tosses the staff into the air.
"Hey!-" Alex caught it but as soon as he touched it
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"Huh. That was anticlimatic. Thought I was gonna go cucckoo again. But you gotta bite deez nutz hard. You ain't the nutcracker." Alex dissed Sheogorath.
Sheogorath on the other hand just grins. Grins on the blood stained hall.
"Well what do you know, you're cured!" God dX400 punctuated.
"Wait. What?" Alexx Scanned around and pointed to himself then to the surrounding area.
Sheogorath just gave a nod.
"Well, Alex me boi,-" He teleported to Alex's back then smakced hios butt.
"You need to go, you even managed to morph into a Dragon Born. Go get the last Dragonborn." The Mad God waved as he teleported Alex to Volkihar Garden.
THUD! Alex dropped some- two hundred barrels from up above.
"Talos-burn-the-ELVES! What the fuk are you doing here?" Exclaimed the Quahnarin.
"No time to talk, need to consume you." Alex whipped.
"Hey!" The dragonborn dodged and lashed out lightning and frost runes.
"What?" Alex asked as the runes exploded in fragmented shards of mana.
"What?! Oh. Must be some kind of bandit sympathizer I killed? Huh? Cannibal?" The dragonborn spat at Alex as he placed runes of the smallest sizes all around the court yard with a wave.
"Oh neat. How'd you do that, Namira's Champion?" Alex asked as he ended with a smirk.
"Oh- no one survived that place when I got forced to do that. Who are you? What are you doin here? MUL QAH DIIV!
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"Just the savior of all reality. This reality included." Alex commented.
"Spill the truth! Or I swear to Sithis you won't get to him after I'm done here!" Aenirr spat with rage.
"Oh, you hear that man? He's thinking he can hurt us!?" Alex blurted off.
"Who are you talking t- LAAS YAH NIIR!" Aenirr shouted.
"There's no one else her- what did you do to my Vampires? Where's Serana!?" Aenirr, with blood shot eyes transformed into a Vampire Lord with his lower half sporting a werewolf's tail and his wings with his draconic aspect.
"You want to know?" Alex asked non-chalantly.
"Spill it! Or I gut you like a horker!" Aenirr inched closer, careful not to agitate his runes.
"For your Vampires, I consumed them. As for Serana, I'm currently impregnating her." Alex said.
"You what?"
With arms slightly raised "Impregnated Serana?" Alex repeated in a mocking way.
"YOU S'WIT!" Aenirr dahsed, divines bless the courtyard or none will remain.
"Ohh, a challenge of blood raging? Haven't consumed Kratos yet, but, eh well.." Alex shrugged as he sealed his powers and matched all his recently acquired genome to form the ultimate Tamrielian Race - The Alex Mercer Mastah Race!
In one femto second he sported half-inch nails attached to fingers, five each hand. Having six arms. With a torso reminiscent of a dragon sporting scales harder than daedric metal and dragon scales. His head, well his face with a hood made out of dragon scales and bones. With portruding exoskeleton resembling dragon bones layered inside with pure muscle. Finally a thin layer of his old armor skin. Now resembling a daedric armor. He's ready. Enough evolution has been sealed away to degrade his current abilities and skills.
Finishing all touches, Alex formed a shield with a ward on top of it. While casting Dragonflesh with his right hand.
"AAH!" Aenirr Scratched his shield. To no avail, he just broke the ward spell without damaging the shield itself.
Alex smirked as he formed a sword, a two handed greatsword. Held in one of his right hands he bashed with his left- his shield hand. And followed a downward vertical slash with his right.
"GLAGHURGK!" as Aenirr's chest opened, he choked on his blood.
"What... that it?" Alex asked and took a step forward.
"Fooled you." Aenirr whispered as Alex stepped on the placed runes- The courtyard rumbled with explosions.
"Cough! Cough! Should I really cough?! I don't even have lungs! Dammit! Fuk you Sheogorath!" Alex exclaimed as he seemingly received only scuffs on his feet, back and shield.
Aenirr on the other hand safely levitates up above the courtyard some fifty barrels away.
"You-" Aenirr, dumbfounded that someone survived his own created spells. Spells created with and by sigil stones powered by his mana and the accumulated ambient mana during it's activity.
"WHAT ARE YOU!?" Aenirr shouted at Alex.
"I'm the Glorious Mastah Race!" Said Alex with a grin... With a grin... How do you put this, uhmm, remove the flesh covering his teeth. That's the grin this fucker is doing right now.
"What Master Race?" Aenirr asked as he prepare more mana to empower his next spell.. spells..
"The Alex Jesus Mercer Mastah Race!" Shouted Alex with obvious annoyance towards the fucker who can't understand shit.
"Master Race this." Said Aenirr as he discharged a conjuration spell of a pre-charged destruction spell and scroll named or dubbed as: Symphony of Frost and Flame.
In one instant he was discharging it towards Alex in an astounding lightshow resembling blue and red. The next instant however, it fizzled.
"Wha- what happened? What did you do?!" Asked Aenirr with his anger greater than before. His creation of a liftime wasted on a single creature not even resembling any connection to the divines nor daedra.
"Thanks for the food!"
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"Oh! Yeah, ye, ye, I kind of ate it. It was mesmerizing. So in order to remember this shit, I consumed it." Alex pointed out.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Aenirr charged. All reason and thinking now thrown away. What remained now is the primal need to kill the prey before him. Kill or he starves. Kill or he dies. Kill. KILL. KILL!
Aenirr's charged resembled a falling star. Literal falling "star" as it was said in by a seer that the divines resemble the stars that guide the night.
Alex, on the other hand, yawned as he raised his now empty right hand to touch his food.
"Ten ten dunnnnnnn... ONE TooooooOUCH!"
"3"
"2"
"1"
"You're food."
Then, Aenirr disappeared. his consciousness being transported to Alex's original body.
With this, other universes can now be explored. With it, he can now do what he is doomed to fail...
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Or not.