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Chapter 3
"Hello maggots I'm Anko Mitarashi and I will be the proctor for the second portion of the chunin exams" A woman we all now and love or thinks is cool said.
"Great just what we need the crazy person"Sakura muttered under his breath.
"All you maggots let's go time for you to go to the forest of death the second portion of the chunin exams"Anko groaned as they followed the crazy proctor to the next arena where they will be spending the next 46 hours.
"Man what a bitch"Sakura muttered as he walked to his team.
"I know right"Naruto exclaimed next to him.
"Hn"Sasuke said next to them.
"Jerk"Sakura muttered under his breath.
"What was that"Sasuke growled at Sakura.
"You heard me you ass hole"Sakura growled back.
"Drop dead"Sasuke said.
"No drop weight"Sakura said at sasuke as they passed the rest of the Konoha 12 and Sand sibs.
"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH"Everyone laughed at Sasuke as the sensei's stared at Sakura in shock.
"Good one Sakura-kun"Hinata exclaimed hugging Sakura.
"Yeah Sakura that was awesome"Kiba and Naruto exclaimed by Sakura's side.
"You really shouldn't be making fun of your teammate"Kurenai said dissaprovingly.
"Oh yeah go ahead and reprimend me but nothing to the bastard who started it yeah all of you older people go ahead and protect the wimpy Uchiha just because he has the oh so famous sharingan but to the rest of us screw you yeah way to show fucking who you all favor more keh but what do I expect us ninja genin who don't have a family or family name to fall back onit's just huge ass fuck you who cares if you die to us"Sakura yelled at her.
"Sakura"Naruto said stunned.
"Oh come on Naruto you know it's true I mean come on I had possessed toys care more about me than they probably ever will"Sakura said to his teamate as everyone looked at him.
"Come on maggots go home to get equipment so you can be ready and come back here in an hour"Anko barked at them while everyone nodded and ran.
"Sakura-kun"Hinata said while Sakura put his hand up.
"Don't,just don't"Sakura said as he stuffed his hands in his pocket while walking away.
"You guys are total jerks"Naruto said pointing at the sensei's.
"But I didn't do anything"Asuma and Kakashi said.
"Exactly you didn't do anything you don't try to prove him wrong all you ever do is worry about wimpy Uchiha over there who goes and be's all emo just because his family was killed but no I'm an orphan who got beaten within an inch of my life because of the Kyuubi and Sakura's family just abandoned him here and had to go through the same torture I did and more yet no Sakura's right you guys don't care and the only reason your famous is family techniques, family name, or just family"Naruto exclaimed angrily as he and Hinata glared at them before turning and walking away.
"Wow"Temari said quetly so no one heard her these Konoha kids been through a lot and obviuosly have to look out for them and Gaara who stood next to her nodded knowing exactly what she was thinking and they had to agree for once that what Temari thought was right.
1 Hour Later
"Alright now that your all here it's time for each team to come up here and get a scroll and go to their assigned gates"Anko screamed qat them as every team lined up in one line waiting to get their soon as every team got one scroll they went to their respective gate and waited for it to open which is what it did in a few minutes letting all the ninja contestants run in.
"I got to take a wiz"Naruto said walking away from the team.
"Just hurry up"Sakura said leaning against a tree and waited a couple of minutes until Naruto got back.
"Man I managed to spell my name"Naruto said with a grin while Sakura walked up to him and punched him in the face."What was that for!"Naruto screamed at him.
"Where is the real Naruto?"Sakura asked the obvious imposter.
"I am the real Naruto"'Naruto' said waving his arms up and down.
"Then why is your kunai pouch on your left leg instead of your right and why don't you have the scratch on your left cheek?"Sakura asked his 'teammate.
"So you found out"'Naruto' said his vioce changing into a deeper tone and the henge on him dropped showing a genin from amegakure.
"Come on bastard I'll kill you"Sakura said showing his metal claws covered hands.
"Get ready to die"Sasuke said finally realizing what was started running after him as he jumped from tree to looked down and quickly noticed Naruto tied up before throwing a kunai which tore the bindings.
"You left me an opening"The rain genin said throwing a couple of kunais at Sakura who quickly swong his body around the tree branch he was on in order for the tree branch to get hit instead of he looked up he noticed what was attached to the kunai he quickly dropped to the ground as the paper bomb quickly heard something appeared behind him immediatly knowing that it was his tossed a kunai at the rain genin which made him jump as Sakura focused chakra into his foot catching the kunai in the chakra before tossing the kunai at the genin who had no choice but to get hit but what he didn't notice was that Sakura jumped right after it which led to him clawing into the rain genin's stomach killing him instantly.
"Let's go"Sakura grunted as he walked over to Sasuke and Naruto who nodded their heads and headed after Sakura who was way ahead of they finally caught up to him they all got hit by a powerful wind efficiently blowing them to the ground or in Naruto's case away.
"Well what do we have here my prey hm"A voice said from infront of them.
KA:Alright that's it for now time for the bloopers!
Sasuke:Drop dead
Sakura:Alright[drops dead]
KA:Sakura you were supposed to say your line
Sakura:Isn't that a little to cheesy[Grins]
Anko:I am batman[wears the banner like the batman cape]
Sakura:No he is[points at Kankuro]
Kankuro:Hey no I'm not
Temari:Now that I think of it he sorta does remind me of Batman
Sasuke:Drop dead
Sakura:No drop weight
Sasuke:That's hurtful I'm gonna go be emo and cry in a corner[leaves]
Naruto:Is that in the script?
KA:[sigh]No
Naruto:I gotta piss
Sakura:Than go
Naruto:Sasuke not here for me to pee on him
KA:Yes well one more thing then we're out
???:What's this my prey hm
Sakura:No that's your bf{Pointing at Sasuke}
???:Thanks[takes sasuke who's kicking and screaming]