Hello Everyone and welcome to the third episode of to Ed Edd N Eddy X Sujinara.
I don't own any of the characters. They belong to Cartoon Network. The OCs (Sarah Ketchwood, Star Yumigon, Tenn Malloy, Joshua, and Juli) in the story belong to my friend InvaderAlexKagamine. There will be A LOT of crossover elements in this series.
Again, this is a sequel to Ed Edd N Eddy's Bizarre Adventures. If the characters don't act like their bizarre universe counterparts, it's because the universe got rebooted at the end of it...it also altered their personalities and thinking patterns.
Anyway, let's continue, shall we?
Culdesac, day
(We see a Prison Bus driving down the street and we see Eddy step out of the bus. He looks confused.)
Eddy: Where'd everybody go?!
Pearl's House, inside, day
(Eddy walks in the house and sees Peridot playing a SNES. He notices that there's cameras everywhere.)
Peridot: What did I say before? This game's "not bad"? Well no, it isn't bad. IT'S #$%^ING HORRIBLE! And I dare you to play it!
Eddy: Hey Peridot?
Peridot: WHAT!?
Eddy: Where did everybody go!? Did everybody get dragged off to heaven and I'm the last guy on earth? Like in those Pure Flix Entertainment Films.
Peridot: The Rapture didn't happen, you just missed out on a camping trip.
Eddy: *sighs* I'll try to find to them, how hard can it be.
Camping grounds, day
(We see Juli, Marie, Double Dee, Pearl, and the Sujinara Gang walk in the woods.)
Double Dee: What a beautiful day for walk.
Pearl: The sun is shining and the flowers look just as beautiful as you Senpai.
(Double Dee blushes as Pearl picks him off the ground.)
Juli: Have you ever thinking about Marriage Marie.
Marie: Yes, why do you ask Juli?
Juli: No reason.
Marie: You do I'm moving in with you.
Juli: *blushes* Oh right.
(They look up and see Ed on top of a tree holding a vine.)
Ed: Hey Guys, look what I can do.
Juli: WAIT ED DON'T DO IT!
Marie: Do it Ed!
Juli: But he's my friend.
Marie: He's not one of mine, so go do it Ed.
Ed: You got it! Ooo-wa-ooo-aaooaaooaa-ooo!
(Ed jumps from the vine and swings. Ed's vine breaks and he winds up freefalling from a great height. He hits his head on the ground and coughs up Pink liquid. Juli and Marie look shocked and run away.)
Star: Hey Sarah?
Sarah K.: Yeah?
Star: You think we should get a doctor.
Sarah K.: Probably, he hit his head from a great height.
Ed: I'm ok. Why are you all spinning?
Double Dee: Time to take care of him.
(Double Dee takes out medical equipment and gauze as he's operating on Ed. Pearl is dressed as a Nurse and helping him.)
Juli: RUN RUN RUN!
(They bump into Eddy who looks surprised.)
Eddy: Hi Guys, how are you?
Juli and Marie: YOU!
Eddy: Me!
Juli: Oh, look, it's Eddy the Fool!
Marie: Right, the guy who ruined our show thanks to getting arrested and starting a stupid cult based off his stupid Bibble!
Eddy: You want a Bibble?
(Juli and Marie crack their knuckles and glare at him, they punch Eddy sending him flying through a nearby mountain.)
Camping ground, day
(We see Ed's wrapped in gauze as he, Double Dee, Pearl, Sarah K., and Star are sitting near a fire. Juli and Marie walk up to the cam ground.)
Juli: Hey guys, we got a SURPRISE!
Ed: Is it bigger than a bread box.
Marie: Nope, it's Eddy!
(They throw a beaten up Eddy at the ground.)
Everyone (Except Marie, Juli, Ed, and Eddy): EDDY!?
Eddy: H-hello...
Ed: Hi Eddy, how was prison?
Sarah K.: Yeah, how was prison?
Double Dee: Um guys, he's already battened up. We can't do it without killing him.
Everyone (Except Double Dee, Eddy, and Pearl): Aww man!
Eddy: Thanks Double Dee, you're a true friend.
(Double Dee rolls his eyes as he walks away from Eddy.)
Later...
(We see everyone having a good time set to this song)
Hear the sound of the falling rain
Coming down like an Armageddon flame (hey!)
A shame
The ones who died without a name
Hear the dogs howlin' out of key
To a hymn called faith and misery (hey!)
And bleed, the company lost the war today
I beg to dream and differ from the hollow lies
This is the dawning of the rest of our lives
On holiday
Hear the drum pounding out of time
Another protester has crossed the line (hey!)
To find, the money's on the other side
Can I get another Amen (Amen!)
There's a flag wrapped around a score of men (hey!)
A gag, A plastic bag on a monument
I beg to dream and differ from the hollow lies
This is the dawning of the rest of our lives
On holiday
"The representative from California has the floor"
Take a bow to the president gasman
Bombs away is your punishment
Pulverize the Eiffel towers
Who criticize your government
Bang bang goes the broken glass and
Kill all the guys that don't agree
Trials by fire setting fire
Is not a way that's meant for me
Just cause
Just cause
Because we're outlaws yeah!
I beg to dream and differ from the hollow lies
This is the dawning of the rest of our lives
I beg to dream and differ from the hollow lies
This is the dawning of the rest of our lives
This is our lives on Holiday
Culdesac, night
(We see everyone going home, Double Dee and Juli pause.)
Juli: Something wrong Double Dee?
Double Dee: Aren't we forgetting someone or something?
Juli: I'm not really sure.
Meanwhile...
(We see Ed lost on the streets carrying a bag and having his head bandaged. He gives his thumb up and hops into a car.)
END OF EPISODE FOUR
Hope you enjoyed and see you next time