AN: Well, my Dungeons and Dragons adventure is done, so there'll be a new chapter this week! Hurrah!

There's something I've learned from the experience of writing this FanFic; that at two in the morning, I am more creative than at any other point in the day.

I'd like to thank Sheeka and xXxForeverMidnightxXx for the good reviews! This chapter is dedicated to you guys :P. Hope I'll be seeing some more good feedback soon everyone ;)

"Hey Bella, why did you want to come to Comic-Con so badly?" Edward asked.

"Well, I heard that they'd turned some highly-popular vampire based novel into a comic and that a movie based on it is coming out soon. I wanted to see if the following of the series was as large as the rumours suggested. And, well, look around! People dressed as vampires everywhere." replied Bella.

"And what might this mysterious series called?"

"No idea. Let's have a look around, shall we?"

Edward and Bella weaved their way through the massive throng of people in the convention centre, quickly passing most of the booths, searching for a stall that might be related to the vampire novel. Unfortunately, they were stopped in the middle of their search when, out of nowhere, a human male flew at an incredibly high speed through the now split crowd, right towards Bella. Edward quickly moved in front of her and caught the man midflight.

Bella was stunned.

"What happened?" She asked. Edward stood completely still, still holding the man and glaring in the direction that he had come from. Bella looked over Edwards shoulder and through the parted crowd of people saw none other than Chuck Norris, Texas Ranger.

"Well well well, what do we have here? You're very strong and have great reactions. You're probably much stronger than that guy." said Chuck, pointing at the man Edward had caught. "Care to try your luck in a fight, against none other than myself? I'm usually not one for unnecessary violence, but this'll be an exception."

Edward, after placing the man back on the ground, moved slowly towards the Texas Ranger. He stood eye to eye with him, and extended his hand.

"For almost killing my girlfriend, you're on." he said. The crowd gasped. Chuck took Edwards hand and shook it. He then leaned forward and whispered in Edward's ear.

"One hour, in the unused room at the back of the convention centre. Just you and me, no observers."

"I'll be there." replied Edward.

One hour later

"Edward, remember that he's just a man. They say that, while God created the world, Chuck Norris let him, but we both know that isn't true. He may have almost killed me, but since he is a man, please try not to accidentally kill him. I'd rather you didn't fight at all, but I know that isn't going to happen, so please, please try not to hurt him too much."

"Don't worry Bella; I'll just knock him out. I'll stick to a speed that's possible for a human, and knock him out as quickly as possible. I may want to completely destroy him for almost hurting you, but I'll hold back, for you."
"Thank you, Edward"

At that moment, Chuck finally arrived outside the room where Edward and Bella were waiting.

"The room is soundproof, and there is no way for anyone to look inside, so this will be completely private" said Chuck. "Remember, while two of us go in, only one of us will be coming out. Good luck to you." Chuck extended his hand, and Edward shook it.

"Good luck to you too" said Edward. They then entered the room.

Five minutes later, the door opened. Standing there was none other than Chuck Norris. He was covered in blood, none of it his own.

"My most challenging opponent yet!" he said. He then turned to face Bella.

"What's your name, girl?" Chuck asked.

"Bella" she replied.

"Well, Bella, I'm sorry about your boyfriend. He was a great fighter, and I had a great time. Too bad he wasn't a little stronger; I could have had a lot more fun with him."

So: What have we learned from this chapter? Well, that no matter who or what it is, no one can beat Chuck Norris.

AN:

To any "fundamentalist" Christians out there who may be offended, let me tell you this: I am a Christian myself. I believe in God. Chuck Norris did not let God create the world, God created Chuck Norris. The End.

To everyone else: Hope you like the story! I think this is the longest one yet… Chuck Norris jokes may be old, but it's fun to play around with them on occasion.